Tokyo, but I'm a deceitful scumbag.
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That way, he can escape!
He chuckled cacklingly, glancing behind him out of the corner of his eye...
The blonde girl quickly caught up!
what?
No!
They're both monsters, why are you only chasing after the other one?
Chapter 102 Fox: Oh no, we've run into those two!
unfair!
You're being hypocritical!
Yamashita Uemon wanted to protest as he ran, but unfortunately, the next second, he was blocked by a blue-faced, fanged demon. There was no one else around, and Tendo Asuka summoned her shikigami without any hesitation.
He tried to run in a different direction, but Asuka Tendo had already caught up. With a flick of her wrist, a golden light shot out and hit him squarely in the buttocks.
"Ouch!"
The yellow-eyed raccoon let out a mournful howl and rolled around on the ground, unable to run any further.
"I've finally caught you! You made me waste my whole morning, haha..."
Asuka Tendo slowly walked forward, twisting her wrists with a clicking sound.
Meanwhile, Hideyuki Hoshino, in his pink-haired tanuki form, climbed onto the girl's shoulder, spotted his target, and then leaped down!
A triple axe in the air!
Then, with a "poof" sound!
His right claw kicked Yamashita Uemon hard!
A perfect 10!
Yamashita Uemon screamed even louder.
"You just kicked me, didn't you! You abandoned your newbie, didn't you! You're polluting the conveyor belt sushi plates, aren't you! Watch me beat you flat and avenge the sushi!"
"Hey fox, be gentle! I still have questions for him... Wait, did you climb onto my shoulder without wiping your feet first... Ah! My school uniform is covered in claw marks!"
A few minutes later, amidst the commotion.
Asuka Tendo and Hideyuki Hoshino dragged the tanuki into the warehouse and used a powerful memory restoration technique—well, actually, it was Hideyuki Hoshino who used a mirror image technique.
Although the other party is also a monster, its strength is very weak, so the hypnotic effect of "viewing flowers in the mirror" is quite good.
Soon, Yamashita Uemon revealed all his information.
It turns out he was originally a tanuki from Shizuoka. He was angry because a club from Toryo High School ate all the persimmons from a tree he had been looking forward to for a long time during their training camp in Shizuoka last weekend, and he followed them here to cause trouble.
Tendo Asuka doesn’t quite understand:
"Then you should be taking revenge on that club, why are you causing trouble everywhere at the cultural festival?"
The hypnotized raccoon groggily replied, "Um, because I forgot..."
"?"
"Faces are so hard to recognize, I can't remember them, so I thought I might as well take revenge on the whole school..."
"puff."
Hideyuki Hoshino couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Okay.
So much trouble over a tree full of persimmons.
Is this raccoon dog stupid, stubborn, or petty?
However, upon closer reflection, a significant number of monsters born in the mountains and wilderness are indeed like this: they have not received much education, do not understand much about society, and are either optimistic illiterates, single-minded illiterates, or single-minded optimistic illiterates.
Next, the fox interrogated Yamashita Uemon about some of the things he had boasted about, and confirmed that most of them were fabrications, except for the fact that he had urinated on the drinking fountain.
Therefore, he kicked the raccoon's rear end again, as if to instill the spirit of civility and etiquette.
Then, he asked Asuka Tendo:
"What should our powerful, kind, and adorable Onmyoji do about this kind of tanuki?"
"Ugh! Don't always add so many adjectives..."
Asuka Tendo shivered, then said seriously:
"Thinking about it carefully, this guy hasn't caused serious harm to anyone yet, but he does have the ability to do so, and he's clearly immature."
"According to the Countermeasures Office's rules, monsters in this situation should be sent to a designated location for imprisonment."
"But the tanuki are really a bit special..."
"There is a long-established tanuki family on Shikoku Island. They are one of the few yokai that have a good relationship with humans. They cooperate with the Countermeasures Office and several local temples. We usually catch tanuki that have committed minor crimes and then hand them over to them for discipline."
In other words, his sentence changed from being imprisoned to being exiled to Ningguta.
Hideyuki Hoshino found it fascinating.
"There's actually a monster family like this? I thought you'd wiped out all the overt non-human supernatural forces..."
“That’s true near Tokyo,” the girl explained. “However, in remote areas, we still have to consider local realities and traditions. Some yokai can receive special treatment as long as they don’t cause trouble.”
Hoshino Hideyuki raised his hand and asked, "What about someone like me? What kind of treatment do I get?"
"You're causing trouble every single second!"
The girl said irritably, "Want special treatment? Fine, surrender now and I'll try to get you a nicer cage and buy you a bottle of juice every day out of my own pocket. How does that sound?"
"Can you fit at least a double bed and an Alienware gaming laptop inside? If not, I'm going to sue you for animal cruelty!"
"You damn fox, forget it, I shouldn't have wasted my breath on you..."
As she spoke, the girl pointed to the raccoon on the ground, who had not yet regained consciousness and was munching on its own tail, and said, "Quickly use illusion magic to seal away his memories of you. I'm going to take him away."
After Hoshino Hideyuki finished doing so, Tendo Asuka took out a book-shaped magical artifact from her pocket and recited two incantations to the defenseless tanuki.
The next second, the raccoon was sucked into the book and turned into a picture.
Hoshino Hideyuki's eyes widened: "I think I've found a great way to travel to the world of anime!"
"If you want to try, I can do it for you right now."
"Forget it then."
"Heh, cowardly fox, actually this demon-catching manual is quite easy to break free from..."
That's it.
With the tanuki monster problem resolved, Asuka Tendo and Hideyuki Hoshino returned to the main teaching building.
"Well, anyway, thank you this time. In return, I won't catch you during the cultural festival. You should be grateful!"
"By the way, if you're craving dessert, I recommend checking out the Arts Club. Their strawberry daifuku is pretty good... I'm only telling you this to protect the school's image, so don't overthink it!"
Asuka Tendo pouted and said this to the fox, then tried to turn away as if she had never seen him.
That's when.
"Finally found you!"
Ijichi Kikuri stepped out from the crowd and grabbed Hoshino Hideyuki's wrist.
hiss……
Hoshino Hideyuki was startled and quickly gave her a meaningful look.
At this moment, Iji Chikiri lowered her gaze and noticed Tendo Asuka beside her.
She instinctively wanted to ask who the other person was, but luckily her mind caught on in time and she realized the problem!
A petite blonde girl... Could this be the Onmyoji the fox was talking about?
not good……
I shouldn't have shown up in front of this guy!
The fox can rely on seeing herself in the mirror afterward to ensure her safety, but she doesn't have that ability. Once her face is remembered, her identity as an accomplice risks being exposed!
Just then, Asuka Tendo, who was about to leave, also saw Chikiku Iji.
She frowned, her pigtails instantly straightening, and said coldly:
"Who are you? Why are you bothering my friend?"
The girl's attitude was not good.
Firstly, it's because of Iji Chikiku's current appearance—that fiery red hair, those ripped stockings—that makes her look like the kind of bad woman who rides a motorcycle, frequents bars, and whose hobby is seducing young boys!
Secondly, she felt instinctively uncomfortable when she saw beautiful women around the fox, especially tall women who could look down on her!
Ijichi Kikuri blinked.
It seems like this Onmyoji has misunderstood something...
Wait, maybe she can turn the tables on him!
Pretend to be just a female hooligan harassing the fox! Clear yourself of suspicion as an accomplice!
Okay, let's do it this way... Let's get into the mood... What were those dissolute band members saying again, I remember? Think back carefully...
As Ichikiku thought this, her eyes gradually became hazy, and she looked like she was drunk.
then……
She glared at Asuka Tendo: "Adult matters are none of your business as a student."
Then she leaned forward, and the neckline of her clothes opened towards the fox under the influence of gravity, revealing her snow-white breasts through the fabric.
She licked the corner of her mouth with the tip of her tongue, then gently lifted Hoshino Hideyuki's chin with her slender index finger, and said in a sweet voice:
"Little brother, your sister's flirting isn't over yet, don't run away, play with your sister a little longer~"
Asuka Tendo:!
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