If it really works out, then it will be my turn to say things like "I'll keep the star-devouring whale as a pet."
"What adorable little creatures! Where did they come from?"
Paimon was seeing a minion smaller than herself for the first time, and couldn't help but squat down and pet the little minion like she would pet a cat or dog.
"Ya! Ouch!"
The seemingly silly and cute Minion suddenly revealed its ferocious nature, opening its mouth and biting Paimon.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Why are they so fierce?"
Lu Sheng explained, "Because you used the wrong method, you should first salute them."
As he spoke, Lu Sheng suddenly stood at attention, saluted the Minions, and then picked up one of them and started playing with it without any hesitation.
“If you don’t salute first, they can hurt you like wild animals.”
Paimon couldn't understand, but he was deeply shocked. "Why? Is this some kind of mysterious ritual?"
Lu Sheng shook his head and said, "Because I don't want the enemy to be able to pick up my creations and use them at will after I sacrifice myself."
......
What else is there to say? Paimon is pretty much used to it by now.
The owner's thought process is always different from everyone else's.
"From now on, you'll be the overseer of this blessed land. Keep an eye on them and make sure they work. If anyone slacks off... hmm? There's one over there!"
Lu Sheng pulled an AK from his bag and fired a shot at the creation that was already slacking off before even starting to work.
Snapped!
Flames shot from the gun barrel, and the little yellow man shattered instantly, turning into ordinary yellow mud.
"If anyone slacks off, just use this weapon to take them down. Don't feel pressured; they're just a lump of clay."
Lu Sheng couldn't resist buying an AK-47 from the store.
Come on, being able to spray bullets with an AK in a world of swords and magic is really cool, okay?
After purchasing the AK, the system not only provided a finished product and a thousand rounds of ammunition, but also imprinted the entire gun's design blueprints into Lu Sheng's mind.
In other words, Lu Sheng is now the inventor of the AK. Not to mention repairing it, as long as there are materials, he can easily remake one by hand.
"Make some room in your little space where you hide your secret stash of money and slime. We'll put all these bullets into that little space later."
Lu Sheng shoved the gun into Paimon's hand and then emptied a bunch of 7.62 bullets from his bag.
Paimon's CPU almost burned out.
With so many new and exciting things, she couldn't possibly keep up all at once.
Who knows what the owner did all those days he was missing? He came back with so many strange and wonderful things.
Paimon curiously examined the weapon in his hand. "How do you use this...AK?"
"Don't look into the gun barrel, you idiot!"
Lu Sheng snatched the gun and began patiently teaching Pai Meng how to use the weapon.
He made a simple target out of wood and stood it on the ground, then pointed it out to Paimon one by one with his fingers.
"This is the stock, this is the barrel, this is the lever, this is the safety, this is the trigger, this is the magazine..."
After a detailed explanation, he handed the gun back to Paimon and asked her to aim at the target and fire.
Snapped!
As a result, Paimon hit the target with his first shot.
Unbelievable!
"One more shot?"
Snapped!
The second shot also hit the target, and the score was even higher than the first shot.
"Holy crap! You're a genius?!"
Lu Sheng was overjoyed; he had finally found a way to make Paimon combat-ready!
"Hmph! Too easy! It's no challenge for me at all~"
Paimon's nose was practically pointing to the sky.
"Here, give it to me." Lu Sheng took the gun and instructed, "Flip this little switch to the middle, and it's automatic fire."
"If anyone ever tries to harm you in the future, just pull out your gun and shoot that son of a bitch. If he still can't run away after you fire, just blow his ass up!"
After saying that, Lu Sheng pulled the trigger all the way down and gave Paimon a demonstration of spraying bullets, turning a wooden board into a honeycomb.
"understand!"
Paimon's starry eyes sparkled, unable to contain his excitement for the new weapon.
This thing is much more useful than magic!
It's completely her exclusive weapon from Paimon!
Hmph! Let's see who dares to bully Little Paimeng again!
With Paimon settled, Lu Sheng's only worry was finally put to rest.
If there's anyone in the entire Twat who can be considered its Achilles' heel, it's Paimon.
A unique ability in the world: a time system that can turn the tide at crucial moments.
It's no exaggeration to say that she's more important than my own life.
In the Teyvat universe, the dead can be resurrected, but if Paimon is lost or dies, even ten lives cannot bring him back.
"Alright, you stay here quietly and supervise them building the house. I'm going out for a bit, so don't leave the Dust Song Pot until I get back. I've already bought all the food and left it over there."
Paimon nodded obediently. "Okay, can I play with this gun as I please?"
"Of course, the more accurate your marksmanship, the better. If you can hit the bullseye when I get back, I'll reward you with ten sugar slimes."
Tomorrow, the Jade Pavilion will announce the news of the Emperor's passing and hold a farewell ceremony for him.
Of course, the ceremony was presided over by Master Zhongli, a scholar of ancient and modern knowledge from Wangshengtang.
If the Witches' Guild still doesn't take any action after the celestial ceremony, then they're definitely not coming to Liyue again.
The immortals already know the secret of the Emperor's feigned death, so for a period of time after the farewell ceremony, they will continue to guard various parts of Liyue.
According to his contract with Zhongli, Lu Sheng cannot leave until Liyue is completely safe. Therefore, he must stay in Liyue for at least seven days, both to be wary of the Witches' Guild and to prevent any remnants of Abyss power from remaining in certain places.
This is a good thing for Lu Sheng; he couldn't wait to stay in Liyue.
A few days ago, when I was bored, I finished writing the article "Young Ah Mao" and sent it to Wanwen Collection House, which had just reopened.
This contains many stories, the most exciting of which is Ah Mao's legendary experience of selling ditch when he was young.
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Mondstadt-Liyue Chapter: Chapter 72: Respectfully Sending Off the Emperor
On Mount Aozang, several immortals gathered together after a long separation to help the Great Sage Subduing Demons restore his immortal power.
After the battle at the Abyss of Layered Rocks, Xiao's immortal power was completely dissipated, and he became almost like a mortal. If he had not possessed the body of an immortal, he would probably have perished long ago.
As he transmitted his immortal power, True Lord Yaoyue Zhuyang sighed, "I never thought that even the Great Sage Subduing Demons couldn't withstand the erosion of this abyss's power. In that case, I'm not so shameful after all."
"You have no shame! The Great Sage has countless karmic burdens, yet he persevered longer than you. How dare you say that?"
The True Lord of Water and Mountain immediately exposed his mistake, asking who told him to beat up his close friend in front of everyone.
Listening to the two bickering, Xianyun sighed softly and inquired about the situation of the Great Sage Who Subdues Demons with concern.
"Great Sage, you have lost all your immortal power. Is there anything else unusual about your body?"
Xiao shook his head. "Not only did he not, he was unusually relaxed."
He channeled his immortal power and instantly felt incredibly refreshed. The karmic obstacles no longer bothered him, and his body returned to the pure and flawless state it had been when he was born a thousand years ago.
The karmic obstacles accumulated over thousands of years were all dispelled in one day.
Compared to that, what is a body full of immortal power?
Cultivation can be replenished, but demonic karma is incurable; even the Emperor cannot cure it.
Who exactly was that powerful opponent he fought?
"Fellow immortals, where is that young man named Lu Sheng now? I would like to thank him in person for removing the karmic obstacles that have been plaguing me."
"this..."
The three immortals looked at each other in bewilderment.
Finally, Xianyun said heavily, "He is dead."
Xiao's heart skipped a beat.
"Alas~ That young man initially called himself the Great Love Immortal Venerable, and we thought he was just an arrogant and conceited brat. Who would have thought that he would not only save Hou Zhang, but also the Great Sage, and even risk his life for the safety of Liyue... Now it seems that we were truly blind. He is indeed worthy of the title of Great Love Immortal Venerable!"
Xianyun added with regret, "Yes, to possess such strength at such a young age, and to be able to lend a helping hand to Liyue when it was in its most perilous time, even though he is not from Liyue, is truly a chivalrous and righteous person. No wonder my disciple can't forget him."
At this moment, True Lord Xiaoyue Zhuyang jumped up and shouted, "What's the use of just talking? All of us in Liyue owe Lu Sheng a favor. If you ask me, we should give him an honorary title!"
True Lord of Flowing Water and Stacked Mountains chimed in: "Great idea! He's already come up with a name for himself. 'Boundless Love Immortal Venerable,' let's call him Great Love Immortal Venerable! Such great love deserves to be passed down through the ages!"
Xianyun: "The bestowal of titles requires the Emperor's approval. How can we bestow them arbitrarily?"
"Oh dear, if we all jointly petition the Emperor, he will surely agree. If no one remembers his contributions after this battle, then Liyue will have let him down!"
The immortals reached a consensus that the title of Great Love Immortal Venerable must be passed down in Liyue.
Xiao felt only regret. His battle with Lu Sheng was the most exciting battle since the war between the demon gods. If Lu Sheng hadn't died, he really wanted to fight Lu Sheng again with a clear mind.
The time spent together passed quickly, and the immortals departed one after another, leaving only Xianyun alone.
She stepped out of the cave, looked at the solitary figure staring blankly at the sea of clouds atop the mountain, and sighed deeply.
"Gan Yu, are you perhaps missing someone?"
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