Genshin Impact, Teyvat's own beloved immortal.

"Who said I was going to ship it out?"

Lu Sheng reached into the box full of Mora and instantly refined the entire box of Mora.

Paimon was stunned and frantically grabbed Rikuo's hair, yelling, "Waaaaah! Stop it, Master! What are you doing?!"

[Elemental force detected, conversion in progress...]

[Geo Elemental skill level has been increased, gaining a new skill: Copper Head, Iron Arms—temporarily transforms flesh and blood into a hardened body. The duration is fleeting, so seize the opportunity to use it at the moment of enemy attack; it may have a surprising effect.]

[Geo Elemental skill level has been increased, gaining new skill: Mighty Force - All rocks are reduced in weight by 90% in your hands]

"Ok?"

Lu Sheng's eyes lit up. A bronze head and iron arms?

If I had had this skill earlier, would I have been knocked away by Gan Yu?

Let's just confront her head-on! Let's see who's tougher!

P.S. I also rushed to check out Genshin Impact 5.0 as soon as it was released. All I can say is that it's faithful to the original, the scenery is top-notch, the music is consistent, but the plot is idiotic. What the heck?! This is a land of war! I thought the people of Nata were living in misery like the people of Inazuma, but when I entered Nata and saw a bunch of people having a party, I couldn't help but laugh. Paimon is even more outrageous than before. Did the writers really think that making Paimon act like an idiot would make her cute? The open world turning into a baby bus dragon is fun, but I still have to give it a bad review! Damn it, you gave me a Skyward Scroll by mistake! Give me back my Primogems! Damn miHoYo! You deserve to die! I'm going to get back to work at 8 AM!!!

Mondstadt-Liyue Chapter: Chapter 45: The Traveler Makes Ahri the Protagonist

When I have nothing to do, I listen to music in the brothel.

Liyue is a great place. It's easy to make money, the food is delicious, and there are even folk songs to listen to. It's practically a paradise for retirement.

If it weren't for my own ambitions, buying a piece of land and living a carefree life would be quite nice.

While they were enjoying their tea, a furtive-looking fellow suddenly sat down next to Lu Sheng, keeping his voice very low.

"Young master, would you like some power-boosting items?"

Ok?

Lu Sheng was filled with awe.

How exciting is it?

"Hehe, fresh out of the oven, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

As he spoke, the man took out two books from his pocket.

A book titled "My Two or Three Things with Lady Ningguang".

A book titled "Fox Fairy, Please Spare My Life".

Lu Sheng curiously flipped to the first page for tasting, and everything seemed normal. But when he turned to the second page and saw the words "skin as smooth as cream," he felt something was wrong.

So that's how you build up your energy!

"How about it, young master? Would you like to buy some and savor it at home? It's like being in paradise!"

"I'll take them all. How much?"

"Hehe, two hundred for one book, no bargaining."

Lu Sheng paid the money readily and hurried back to the inn, where he began to sample the food with great interest.

Time flew by, and both books were read through.

The mainland student cried out that he had been tricked.

"Damn it! We've fallen for their trap!"

One word: Terrible! Two words: Extremely terrible! Three words: Utterly rotten!

It's not that the book doesn't contain any passages about a night of pleasure.

Instead, these most crucial essences have absolutely no flavor.

It's obviously just a hallucination caused by some poor, penniless scholar who's never even touched a woman before he died.

How dare they sell this stuff for 200 Mora? I wouldn't even dare use it as toilet paper; it'd just make my butt dirty!

It's not that fantasy is bad, but a story filled with fantasy just feels dull and uninteresting.

A description that is half true and half false is what allows readers who love this type of writing to feel a sense of immersion.

Liyue is really lacking; they don't even have anyone who can write about Liu Bei.

It's time to give Liyue a little bit of a crushing blow.

Lu Sheng threw down the two tattered books, found a pen and ink, and began to write his own.

The Bizarre Adventure of Young Hat

Chapter One: The Landlady

"Ah Mao's results in the provincial examination were not ideal..."

He had been writing from noon until evening, and the first part of the chapter was finally finished. Lu Sheng put away the manuscript and rushed back to the place where he listened to music, where he found the peddler who was selling bad books to others.

"You little brat, what kind of trash book did you show me? You have the nerve to sell something of this caliber?"

He grabbed the vendor by the collar, saying that the thing he found most intolerable in his life was someone poisoning his aphrodisiac.

"This...this...how could this be? These were all written by experienced writers..."

"An old hand? Hmph! Today I'll show you what real skill is!"

Lu Sheng threw "Young Ah Mao" in the vendor's face, asking him to appreciate it.

The vendor swallowed hard, forced by the other party's intimidation, and could only lower his head to read.

But gradually, his gaze shifted from disdain to focus, and then to shock.

The words on the paper seemed to have a magical power that drew him in, taking him on an immersive experience of what the young Ah Mao had gone through.

By the time the last line was finished, the vendor's face was flushed, and Long'er looked up.

"Fantastic! Absolutely fantastic! It's comparable to the masterpiece that Inazuma smuggled in! No! It's even better than Inazuma's writing!"

The vendor's eyes were filled with anticipation as he hurriedly asked, "Young master, may I ask who wrote this? If Heaven had not created such a person, the art of calligraphy would have remained in perpetual darkness! Please tell me, and after I consult my master, I will certainly spend a fortune to invite this gentleman to come out of seclusion!"

Lu Sheng suddenly became interested. "Oh? A lot of money? How much?"

The vendor admired the book one last time, still wanting more, and said confidently, "If this book were printed, it would surely sell out. And the profit split between my master and the writer is usually 40/60, with the writer getting 60% and my master getting 40%."

"But when you encounter a good book like this, you can definitely negotiate. At most, you can split it 70/30 or even 80/20. For top authors like Inazuma, the income from writing a book is basically several million Mora. And that's just domestic sales. Due to the maritime ban, these books are all smuggled in, so the authors don't get a share of the profits. If you include the pirated sales in the seven countries, tens of millions of Mora is not a problem."

"With 80% of the ten million Mora credits split, the author will also receive eight million."

"Please, it's such a pity that such a talented person is still unknown. I guarantee that with just one book, he can become famous, and his future book revenue will soar. Please introduce me to him, young master! I'm begging you!"

Lu Sheng's lips curled into a slight smile. He hadn't expected that what he had written down in a fit of anger could create such value.

This is just literary content that's not suitable for public consumption.

With ten years of experience reading online novels, what genre of novels from ancient and modern times, both Chinese and foreign, haven't I read? Couldn't I just pick any one of them and call it a piece of the literary world?

No wonder so many people in time-travel novels like to be plagiarists.

The most useful episode of reading.

Without reading, even if you time-traveled, you wouldn't be able to become a plagiarist.

"Ahem, this was indeed written by a friend of mine. He has no name, only a Taoist title, Great Love Immortal Venerable. However, he is always elusive and lives a life of leisure, so it would be impossible for him to come out of the world."

Upon hearing this, the vendor looked dejected, as if his body and soul had died.

"Alas! How tragic! How tragic! The literary world of Liyue has lost a giant star!"

“However, on the other hand,” Lu Sheng changed the subject, “if I were to be born in his place, I’m sure this immortal venerable would have no objection. He and I are like brothers, it’s just a matter of a word.”

The vendor's despair was rekindled, and he excitedly asked, "Does the young master mean that the Immortal Venerable should write the document, which you will then deliver?"

“That’s good, but the royalties must be split 80/20. I’ve opened an account for you at the Northern Bank, and all future royalties will go into that account. Go back and discuss it with your master. If he agrees, I’ll have someone deliver the manuscript here at this time every week.”

“Good! Good! That’s good! I’ll take this first draft back to my master for her to see. I guarantee she will agree to your request after reading it! Please remember to keep an eye out for red paper on the notice board at Wanwen Collection House tomorrow, which means my master has agreed.”

"Wanwen Collection House? Is your master...?"

The vendor gave an awkward smile and whispered, "It's enough that you know it in your heart, young master. There's no need to say it aloud, hehe..."

Lu Sheng smiled knowingly. Those who know, know. Since it's a bookstore, it's normal to sell some prohibited items. People are naturally driven by food and sex. Qi Xing must know this. As long as they don't sell it openly, he'll just turn a blind eye.

I never imagined I'd be making money from writing a book.

He almost lost his life in Mondstadt and only earned two million, but in less than a week in Liyue, his net worth had increased several times over.

It has been proven that opportunity is more important than ability.

Lu Sheng was in a great mood and strolled leisurely down the street when two familiar figures, one tall and one short, suddenly approached him.

Gan Yu? Shen He?

Why did these two sisters bump into each other at this time?

Lu Sheng's heart skipped a beat. He turned his back, still haunted by Gan Yu's rocket headbutt.

One divine beast is already difficult to deal with, and now there's a celestial being next to him. If she recognizes him, Liyue Harbor will be razed to the ground today, and he probably won't be able to leave.

You can't work too hard. How can you make money if you work too hard?

“Sister Shenhe, this is Scarlet Cloud Slope, the most prosperous commercial street in Liyue. Several major restaurants are located here. The food at Liuli Pavilion is quite delicious. Sister Shenhe, you haven’t tried anything other than Immortal Herbs yet, have you? I’ll take you to try it when I have time.”

Gan Yu led Shen He like an older sister working in the city taking her younger sister from the countryside for a stroll, thoughtfully introducing her to the local customs and culture.

Suddenly, Gan Yu saw a familiar figure with his back to her, behaving strangely.

"Wow, this notice board is really something..."

"Hello, you're the warrior from Mondstadt, right? Do you remember when we met at the Jade Pavilion?"

Gan Yu was deeply impressed by the person who stared at her the moment they met; it was said that Ning Guang had given him her personal jade pendant.

When she first entered the city, she learned from Qianyan Jun about Lu Sheng smashing the signboard of Jie Cuixing.

Although using violence was inappropriate, it was a good thing to teach a lesson to this bad habit of gambling on stones, and Gan Yu's goodwill towards this outsider increased considerably.

P.S. I'm so sorry, seniors, I was wrong TT, I shouldn't have said bad things about Genshin Impact! Waaaaah, please stop holding this event! I surrender! I surrender, okay?! I'm going to spend 648 RMB on Genshin Impact right now, oh wait, I accidentally went astray, no worries! There's still a second chance for the rainbow effect! Ohhhhhhh!!! It's out! Eh? Why is it Black Myth: Wukong?

Mondstadt-Liyue Chapter: Chapter 46: The Traveler Dines with the Divine Beast Fairy