Genshin Impact, Teyvat's own beloved immortal.

"That's completely wrong!!!" Paimon stomped his foot angrily and introduced himself, "My name is Paimon! I'm my master's... uh... close partner! Yes! My close partner!"

After much thought, Paimon felt that calling him a slave would bring bad reputation to his master, and calling him a pet would be too low-class for him, so he decided to call him a companion.

Apep looked at Paimon with great interest. "The little thing is quite lively. In the past, I could have eaten thousands of these little elves in one bite."

"Uh..."

Paimon silently shrank back.

Lisa and the Divine Child were both surprised by Apep's true identity.

If she really is the Grass Dragon, then their status is far too different; they can't even be compared.

In terms of strength, there is an insurmountable gap.

However, all of these can be set aside.

The issue of homecoming for mainland students is the most important reason why they gathered here.

Lisa thought to herself that she was the first one there, giving her a natural advantage, and besides, she and her little cutie had already consummated their relationship.

The two of them, one a fox and the other a dragon, are of different races. What makes them think they can compete with me?

Besides myself, is there anyone else here who can ride on the little cutie's back?

So, she tentatively asked the shrine maiden, "You are Yae no Miko, right? I've heard so much about you in Mondstadt. May I ask what kind of contract you made with my little darling to stay by his side?"

The divine child sensed the other party's ill intentions, her ears twitched slightly, and she looked at Rikuo, saying sweetly, "This is a secret known only to him and me. The contents of the contract will absolutely not be known to a third party~"

Paimon cried out in his heart: I know! I know!

However, if I say it out loud, the divine child will definitely kill me!

"Oh? So, your relationship seems to be more than just ordinary."

Lisa squinted at Lu Sheng.

The pressure was put on Haki.

In the tense moment, the goddess decisively drew the attention away from the attack and asked Lisa, "You call him 'little cutie,' so your relationship seems to be more than just ordinary."

“Of course.” Lisa confidently crossed her legs. “No one knows Little Cutie better than me. I remember every single part of him, including Little Cutie.”

The heavy atmosphere suddenly froze again.

The goddess's ears perked up instantly. She glared fiercely at Rikuo, then turned to retaliate against Lisa.

"Really? Then it seems we're sisters who share the same taste."

Lisa's eyes narrowed, and a jolt of electricity surged between her fingers.

"What did you say?"

"You understand what I mean. You know how long my little cutie is, and my little cutie knows how deep I am, right?"

"Nonsense! I don't believe it!"

The goddess smiled dismissively, her slender fingers moving from her chest to her lower abdomen, stopping at a certain spot. "That's about it... for now."

Lisa frowned, not to be outdone, and placed her fingers on her lower abdomen just like the goddess, though a few inches higher.

She retorted sarcastically, "Then it seems you've misremembered; mine is correct."

The atmosphere seemed to be developing in a strange direction.

In front of Lisa and the Divine Child, Appepp was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper.

She couldn't help but ask, "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

The goddess replied softly, "Of course, it's the location my little cutie visited~"

Apep suddenly realized, pointing to his stomach, "Then I'm here."

Lisa, the Divine Child, widened her eyes and exclaimed in unison, "Impossible! How could anything be so monstrous!"

"Shut up! Paimon's still here!" Lu Sheng shouted, stopping the farce in time. "And Apep! What you're saying is completely different from what they're telling us! Don't get involved!"

Lu Sheng understood that he had to make his stance clear and could not be evasive or perfunctory.

Otherwise, this Chenge Pot would probably have to be renamed Chengge Pot.

He took a deep breath and calmly said to everyone, "Yes, I am a womanizer, and I admit it. I like more than one person."

"I'm sorry, I can't do something like being with only one person for life."

"Please don't ask me which one to choose. My preferences are impartial. If I had to choose, I would definitely choose myself. It's just my personality. I don't want anything that can influence or hinder me."

"Lisa, Divine Child, I apologize to you both. Please stop being sarcastic and sarcastic towards each other. If you have any grievances, you can take them out on me. After all, I'm the one who didn't tell you the truth."

"Now that things have come to this, there's no point in hiding it anymore. Actually, I have a story to tell in Liyue..."

Are there any experts?

Everyone was startled again upon hearing this.

Paimon's pupils dilated in shock.

When did Master also work in Liyue? After thinking it over, could it be Gan Yu?

Paimon felt like the sky had fallen.

First it was the Qilin, then the fox, and now they've brought back a dragon.

Just how extensive is Master's XP? Is he planning to collect every single creature in Teyvat?

Do I still have a chance? Hmm... Kurushi...

Lu Sheng continued, "You can hate me, despise me, I accept it all, but I will not change."

"New faces may appear around this round table in the future. If you can't accept that... then this is the end of it..."

The only advantage of being born is that you can be born.

Lu Sheng has already apologized, so he might as well make things clear and carry out his initial promise to the end, giving everyone the right to choose.

I've already given birth, why should I care about this or that?

As everyone knows, traveling to another world usually means either founding a country, piloting a Gundam, or building a harem.

Lu Sheng is rather greedy; he wants it all.

Now that the country is open and Gundam is open, what else can we open if not a harem?

What's more, this is a fantasy world where beautiful girls are everywhere.

Only three have been pushed so far, which is quite restrained.

There are still eight wives that Dust Song Pot can have in the game!

After Lu Sheng finished speaking, the room fell into a deathly silence.

......

The suffocating atmosphere lasted for several minutes, then the goddess suddenly stood up, and all eyes turned to her.

"How boring... They invited guests over but didn't even prepare some snacks to entertain them. I'm getting a little hungry."

Lisa took out the desserts she had just bought. "These are what I just bought. Please help yourselves if you don't mind."

Paimon keenly observed the change in the situation. The Divine Child had just had afternoon tea with him, so how could he be hungry? He was simply trying to salvage this chaotic scene.

She immediately jumped off the chair and, following the shrine maiden's suggestion, offered a way out, saying, "There are still some ingredients at home. I'll go prepare them, and we'll have dinner here."

Lisa certainly wouldn't leave; if she did, she would truly have lost.

This meal is a must.

A series of unexpected events has left her with rather complicated feelings.

"I'm going out for a walk to clear my head. Remember to call me when dinner is ready."

Lisa left those words behind, got up, and went to the garden.

The goddess bit her lip lightly, and after a moment she said, "I'll go help Paimon prepare dinner."

Just a few minutes later, only Lu Sheng and Apep remained in the room.

Apep looked on with obvious enjoyment, as if he had just watched a great show. He sarcastically remarked to Lu Sheng, "What a devoted lover you are, Teyvat! To say something like that is truly despicable. Why don't you go and have a good talk with those two instead of sitting here waiting to die?"

Lu Sheng rolled his eyes at her, "Going to find any one of them now would be suicide."

Appepp, barely suppressing a laugh, suddenly asked, "Then let me ask you, am I considered a new face at this table? Can I join the meal?"

"Damn it, if you were a man, this wouldn't have happened today."

Appepp scoffed, "Fine, my mistake."

Under the setting sun over the Dust-Song Pot, Lisa sat alone on the garden swing, swaying absentmindedly.

"You stinky man, you're not even as loyal as a Hilichurl. My little cutie isn't cute at all anymore."

"you're right."

Suddenly, the voice of the divine child came from behind.

Lisa was surprised by the appearance of the goddess. She composed herself and asked, "Why are you here?"

Without any hesitation, the goddess sat down next to Lisa, stood on tiptoe, and made the swing swing even higher.

"This is my home, I can go wherever I want."

A flicker of disappointment crossed Lisa's eyes as she murmured, "It seems you've been living with him for a long time."

The god shook his head. "Actually, I don't see him very often. He always appears and disappears mysteriously, and I don't know what he's busy with all day, but I believe he must be doing something meaningful."

"Something meaningful? Are you busy chasing girls?"

“No, if he were thinking about picking up girls all day, there would be more than just the few of us here.” The Divine Child turned to look at Lisa. “He’s fighting against the laws of nature and has also offended the Witches’ Guild. To be honest, he’s under a lot of pressure.”

Lisa: "You know about these things too? It seems you've been through a lot with him. Staying by his side must have been dangerous, and you must have suffered a lot. You've worked hard to accompany him through all this time."

The goddess sighed softly and continued, "Sigh~ We're all women. I can tell that he's quite important to you too. If you were by his side, you certainly wouldn't be any less important than me. Moreover, you hold a very heavy place in his heart."

Lisa smiled. "What? Are you ready to surrender?"

"Surrender? Hmph! What a joke!" The Divine Child raised her proud head. "The word 'admit defeat' has never existed in my dictionary, the dictionary of the Eightfold Divine Child."

“Me too,” Lisa replied.