After the main character who took the blame retired, the female lead quit.

He's frighteningly calm now.

Naturally, they wouldn't be interested in mere jade feet.

If it were a big thunderstorm, that would be more like it... cough cough... it seems I've revealed some terrible fetish.

Overall, Li Yunshang's legs were very good. Among all the people Xiao Yu had seen, although they weren't the longest, they were of moderate size, beautiful shape, and had a special kind of beauty that was unforgettable at first glance. Therefore, her jade feet were naturally impeccable as well.

Faced with such temptation, Xiao Yu, still within his sagely time, decisively refused, saying, "Sorry, I don't eat jade feet."

Li Yunshang: Huh?

I told you to lick it, how did you end up eating it?!

Could it be that Senior Brother Yu likes this kind of gameplay?

"Ahem... Sorry, I misspoke. Miss, this isn't appropriate. I'm a married man. Why don't you change your request?"

Realizing he had misspoke, Xiao Yu promptly corrected himself.

Although he rejected Long Wanyan's marriage proposal, subconsciously, Xiao Yu had already placed Long Wanyan in a deep place in his heart.

Hmm... behind Bai Yan.

His son, Xiao Yan, is number one in his heart, and no one can shake that.

"Oh dear... family background and such, isn't it too early to talk about that now? But since you're so sweet-talking, I'll change my request."

Upon hearing this, Li Yunshang tilted her head to the side, covered her slightly flushed face, and said shyly.

Xiao Yu: ? ? ?

Clearly, someone misunderstood what he was saying. When Xiao Yu mentioned family background, Li Yunshang automatically interpreted it as Xiao Yu referring to himself indirectly.

After all, in Li Yunshang's view, she was the only woman Xiao Yu had ever been intimate with.

Moreover, Xiao Yu sealed their love with a kiss in prison (Li Yunshang's perspective).

Isn't this strong evidence? Besides, Xiao Yu has only been away from her for a little over a month. How could he possibly find a woman he could be intimate with enough to call his wife in such a short time?

If we're talking about his former lover, back when Xiao Yu was unconscious, Li Yunshang examined him and found that he was still a boy, his yang energy hadn't been depleted.

Then there's no need to worry.

How could anyone resist the urge to eat their senior brother after becoming his Daoist partner?

Anyway, Li Yunshang admitted that she was not up to the task.

In short, Li Yunshang believed that Xiao Yu actually liked her or had feelings for her; otherwise, what did that kiss in the prison mean?

The reason I'm avoiding her now is simply because I'm shy, or for some other reason.

All told, this is the first time Xiao Yu and Li Yunshang have met since they were imprisoned.

I only sensed it the time at the dilapidated temple, but we didn't actually exchange a word.

Her mind was still stuck on Xiao Yu's kiss back then, like a girl who had just tasted forbidden fruit, she was so infatuated with it that she couldn't extricate herself. A mere month was just a fleeting moment, and their relationship wouldn't change much.

Her senior brother was still the same innocent and harmless senior brother she knew. After all, who else but her would have designs on Xiao Yu?

Therefore, Li Yunshang was not flustered. Xiao Yu was a hidden treasure, and she, as the only discoverer, was slowly digging it out with her manuscript.

Little did she know... in what she considered a short month, Xiao Yu, whom she was thinking about, had already been pinned to the bed and spent the night with a certain Dragon Sect Master, and now they were even discussing the bride price.

It's like the bike you're reluctant to ride, which someone else stands up and pedals hard without you even knowing it.

The current situation is that Li Yunshang is still considering how to cut down trees to build a raft to get to the other side, while Long Wanyan has already taken a speedboat and rushed directly into the opposite land, heading straight for the enemy's stronghold.

Coming to her senses, Li Yunshang was in a better mood and readily agreed to Xiao Yu's request, but then changed her request:

"Then... how about you help me put on some clothes?"

Chapter 77, Legs Can Crush Watermelons

Wait... we were having a perfectly good conversation, how did we suddenly start talking about clothes?

The scene unfolding before his eyes was too sudden, and Xiao Yu was a little overwhelmed, but upon reflection, he could understand it.

She was, after all, a pampered young lady from a powerful sect; it was common for her to throw tantrums and demand that someone dress her. (Xiao Yu thought.)

After all... there was precedent for this; he had actually done it before, the day after he rescued Li Yunshang, who had been lured to mine in Daheishan by Tanghulu.

For some reason, Li Yunshang stayed in her room and didn't want to get up at all. Even though Xiao Yu had kindly rescued her, on the way back she kept cursing him for being a big idiot, tears streaming down her face. She cried and punched his chest with her little fists, hugging him and crying all night.

Then the next day she couldn't get out of bed, like a caterpillar huddled in the blankets in winter, trying to get out but refusing to come out no matter how hard she tried. She even complained to Xiao Yu and threw a tantrum. In the end, Xiao Yu was forced to agree to some of her unreasonable demands before she was willing to set off.

This included helping her get dressed.

So, right now... Li Yunshang didn't have much suspicion when she asked him to dress her.

only……

He pondered, looking at Li Yunshang, who was wrapped in a garment with her snow-white thighs exposed, and fell into deep thought.

Isn't this going too far? This situation is much more explosive than the last one.

Last time, at least Li Yunshang wore underwear and didn't show much skin, so Xiao Yu came to do it.

This time... it seems she was only wearing a piece of clothing, nothing underneath, completely naked.

No, Xiao Yu's gaze shifted downwards; she was still wearing socks.

"No... miss, your clothes are a bit..."

“If you don’t do it, I’ll call for help! I don’t ask for much, just help me get dressed. It’s not a difficult thing. Even a maid in an ordinary household could do it. Besides, the ground is wet, and my socks will get wet.”

"But, you..."

Before Xiao Yu could even refuse, Li Yunshang flashed a "I'm not some devil" smile, effectively shutting him down.

"By the way! This floor is full of people from my sect. If I just give a shout, they'll come right away. You won't be able to escape even if you have wings, right? You don't want to be locked up because of this and thus unable to participate in the secret realm, do you?"

In a daze, Xiao Yu actually saw in Li Yunshang the tone of his unscrupulous boss from his previous life, who was willing to do anything to prevent his husband from being kicked out of the company for making a mistake.

On the contrary, Tiangang belongs to...

Xiao Yu's forehead was slightly sweaty. Considering Li Yunshang's reaction when she discovered him in the dilapidated temple, he had a feeling that... the current situation was not good.

But if Li Yunshang had really discovered him, based on her past style, she shouldn't have rushed over in a frenzy, instead of slowly negotiating terms with him like she is now.

The yandere characters Xiao Yu learned about from anime in his previous life were all the kind who would fight to the death the moment they met, and who wished they could be together forever.

If Li Yunshang has already discovered him...

Damn... were all those three masks he wore on his face for nothing?

Going out with a bunch of peeling skin on his face every day is really boring, and if it doesn't have any effect, he'll be extremely frustrated.

Thinking about it, Xiao Yu glanced at the small knife that Li Yunshang was twirling in her hand like a gray butterfly.

His heart sank slightly. After inquiring with the dog system within his body and learning that the knife in Li Yunshang's hand was indeed the one that had killed the protagonist, he became concerned.

Right now, it's an opportunity. As long as I use the excuse of getting dressed to get close to Li Yunshang, I can take the chance to snatch the skirt-pressing knife from her hand.

Then, just jump out of the window again and escape, and everything will be fine.

It saves us from having to enter the secret realm to find Li Yunshang again. There is still a risk of being caught, but it is worth it after weighing the benefits.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu's eyes flashed, and he agreed: "Okay, I can help you get dressed, but you won't go back on your word after I'm dressed, will you?"

"A promise is a promise. I will let you go when the time comes."

The premise is that you can leave.

After saying that, Li Yunshang quietly added another sentence in her mind.

"it is good."

The two people in the room each harbored their own secrets.

The thought of "nothing ventured, nothing gained" rekindled in Xiao Yu's mind, so he stepped forward to the table, ready to pick out an item.

Although I had the same idea last time, I was tackled by Long Wanyan as soon as I entered the door.

Approaching the table, Xiao Yu took a closer look and couldn't help but twitch his lips.

For some reason, only three pieces of clothing lay alone on the table, which was about half a meter away from where Li Yunshang was.

She wore a bellyband, panties, and a pair of white silk stockings that Li Yunshang hadn't finished wearing.

"........."

"What's wrong...? Time's running out~"

Seemingly noticing this scene as well, Li Yunshang blushed slightly, but still urged him on. From her slightly excited tone, it was easy to see that she was really looking forward to Xiao Yu choosing panties and a bellyband.

How to choose?

I guess I can only choose socks.

If it's a bellyband and panties, wouldn't Li Yunshang have to take off the clothes she's already wearing before coming here?

Are you sure you won't just go to bed while wearing this?

If you do that, Long Wanyan on the other side will stab you to death, and Xiao Yu's kidneys won't allow it either.

So... Xiao Yu lived up to expectations and picked up the long stockings that were as thin as cicada wings, smooth to the touch, and almost like white silk.

It's not accurate to say they're almost the same...

These are stockings, right?

Reaching out and rubbing it, feeling the familiar texture in his hand, Xiao Yu thought to himself, "What do you mean?"

Could it be that a time traveler had come before him and developed this thing?

To be honest, the clothing for women in this world is quite modern.

Xiao Yu still remembered that one of Fairy Meiyue's photo albums was shot entirely with her wearing black stockings.

That leg...

Despite his complaints, Xiao Yu noticed that these stockings were also made by Caiyi Pavilion. Their unique weaving technique gave the stockings a unique stretch and transparency, making them look almost like stockings.

It's very popular among female nuns; it's practically a bestseller.

Without thinking twice, Xiao Yu skillfully rolled up his stockings and walked towards Li Yunshang.