One person: Twelve talismans, starting by beating up the old Celestial Master.

Feng Baobao nodded in agreement.

"Of course! I felt that monkey demon looked a lot like Zhang Lingfeng, so it's normal that you got killed by him."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chulan couldn't help but frown.

"Impossible. This monkey demon has absolutely no connection to my junior uncle. If my junior uncle heard you say that, he'd probably beat you up again."

Feng Baobao, however, leaned against the other bed in the standard room with a wise expression, staring at the rotating electric fan on the hotel ceiling as she continued talking.

"I didn't lie to you, why don't you believe me?"

"The scent of that big white monkey is exactly the same as the scent of your junior uncle."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chulan immediately sat up from the bed.

"impossible?!"

"How could my martial uncle possibly turn into a monkey!"

Feng Baobao simply shook her head at this.

"I only said it looks a lot like your junior uncle, but I didn't say it necessarily is your junior uncle."

"Although I'm also puzzled as to why they smell exactly the same..."

These words sounded absolutely terrifying to Zhang Chulan upon closer examination.

From the moment he entered the Qinling Mountains, he inexplicably sensed that something was secretly watching him.

In addition, the endless lightning spells that followed kept striking a certain spot.

He would never believe it if you told him that it wasn't his junior uncle Zhang Lingfeng who did it.

How could a person possibly transform into an animal? To Zhang Chulan, this was utterly inconceivable.

That was a real, live, white-haired monkey...

Wait, white hair!

His two senior uncles, Zhang Lingfeng and Zhang Lingyu, did indeed have silver hair.

Thinking about this made him even more terrified.

He then took out his phone and looked at a phone number.

This is exactly my junior uncle's phone number.

Should I give him a call? I haven't contacted this junior uncle since the Luo Tian Grand Ceremony and since the last time at Biyou Village.

The main problem is that Zhang Chulan was genuinely traumatized by Zhang Lingfeng's beating.

When he saw Zhang Lingfeng, he was like a mouse seeing a cat, instantly going numb!

Seeing Zhang Chulan's conflicted expression, Feng Baobao walked over, picked up his phone, and dialed the number.

Zhang Chulan was stunned by what he saw.

"No, Bao'er, wait a minute!!"

Feng Baobao just pursed her lips in response.

"If you're going to ask so many questions, just ask directly."

The call was answered quickly.

"Hello, this is Zhang Lingfeng. Who is this?"

At this moment, Feng Baobao picked up her phone and said...

"Zhang Lingfeng, this is Feng Baobao. Where are you right now?"

Zhang Lingfeng, who had already returned to Tianjin and was shopping with Lu Linglong, was taken aback.

"Baby Feng?"

"I'm in Tianjin with my wife. What's up? Is something the matter?"

At this moment, Feng Baobao said "Oh," and then suddenly blurted out something that drove Zhang Chulan crazy.

"Did you turn into a monkey in the Qinling Mountains last night, knock me unconscious, and beat up Zhang Chulan?"

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Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng was taken aback.

That's really something, how did these women know I slapped them yesterday?

Could it be that I've been exposed?

That shouldn't be the case; he was so confident in his monkey talisman.

Although he was shocked, he didn't let Feng Baobao off the hook with his words.

"Feng Baobao, go to hell! Are you out of your mind?!"

"You're the monkey, your whole family are monkeys!"

After saying that, he hung up the phone.

Lu Linglong, standing to the side, looked puzzled.

"What happened? Why are you suddenly so angry?"

Zhang Lingfeng curled his lips

“Feng Baobao called me a monkey, and I told her she looks like an egg!”

(PS: bk, 'egg', is a Tianjin dialect word used to describe someone as handsome. You can use it to compliment your roommate, classmate, teacher, or principal. For example, 'Hey bk, you look like an egg!')

Feng Baobao, who had just been hung up on, was completely bewildered. Zhang Chulan quickly asked her what her junior uncle had just said to her.

"Uh, I just got yelled at."

Zhang Chulan was speechless at this.

Bao'er, you deserved to be scolded!

It's fortunate that it didn't happen in person; if I had said it to my junior uncle, he would have beaten me up.

Zhang Chulan quickly grabbed the phone and dialed Zhang Lingfeng's number again.

"Beyond, Feng Baobao, are you never going to stop? You think I won't slap you?!"

At this moment, Zhang Chulan quickly apologized.

"Junior Uncle, it's me, Zhang Chulan."

"Please don't take it personally with Bao'er. She has intermittent wit, you know what I mean."

Zhang Lingfeng snorted coldly at this.

"Keep that idiot in check. If he acts up again, I'll really come over and beat you up. I know exactly where you live in Tianjin!"

Chapter 147 Ah, you want me to beat up Lu Lin's cousin?

Upon hearing this, Zhang Chulan chuckled and quickly explained that they were still in the Qinling Mountains.

She also explained to Zhang Lingfeng that the reason Feng Baobao asked that question was because she encountered a monkey demon deep in the Qinling Mountains last night and was beaten up.

Zhang Lingfeng responded with an "oh".

"What do I care if you two get beaten up by the monkey demon? That idiot woman came up and called me a monkey, she's asking for it."

"If I weren't in a good mood shopping with Linglong right now, do you believe I would fly over there and really beat you guys up?"

Hearing this, Zhang Chulan trembled in fright.

If this junior uncle could say such things, he really could do such things.

He got kicked around by a bunch of monkeys, and his face is still swollen from the beating he received.

If he provokes this person again now, he'll probably get beaten up and end up in the hospital for a while.

"No, no, you can accompany Sister Linglong shopping. I'll tell Sister Bao'er to go right away."

Zhang Chulan quickly hung up the phone.

"I knew it wasn't Junior Uncle! He's enjoying a sweet time with Miss Lu right now."

He stretched and continued to lean back on the bed.

"Ah, I really envy my junior uncle. When will I ever have a sweet love?"

Feng Baobao glanced at him.

"It's probably hopeless, because you're just a loser."

Zhang Chulan wanted to cry but had no tears after hearing this.

"Sister Bao'er, if you don't know how to comfort people, you don't have to say anything."

"No wonder my junior uncle got so angry just now."

"But Bao'er, don't laugh at me, we're both equally bad."

.........

At this moment, Lu Linglong gently supported Zhang Lingfeng's back.

Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore.

"You don't need to stay angry with them like this. I'm going to buy milk tea. What flavor do you want?"

Zhang Lingfeng curled his lip in response.

"Just be like you."

Hearing this, Lu Linglong smiled.

Zhang Lingfeng looked at her with some confusion.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm just laughing at you. You're just like my older cousin Lu Lin. He's always wanted whatever we drank when we went out since we were kids."

Zhang Lingfeng chuckled.