"Hey, Senior Brother Lingyu, I have some good news to tell you secretly: I can learn Yin Five Thunder now!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lingyu's expression changed.
"Could it be that you and Linglong have already..."
"Aren't you two being a little too hasty? She hasn't even graduated from university yet!"
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Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng laughed loudly and slapped Zhang Lingyu on the back, making a crisp "smack" sound.
"Hey senior brothers and sisters, look at my senior brother Lingyu, he's even giving me a lecture!"
"I don't know who it was that couldn't control themselves and had a wild night with Xia He, and then complained and acted all dramatic afterwards."
Everyone burst into laughter upon hearing his words, and Zhang Lingyu blushed.
At this moment, Zhang Lingfeng tilted his head and looked at Zhang Lingyu.
"Senior brother, haven't you come down the mountain lately to catch up with my sister-in-law Xia He?"
Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu's face turned even redder.
"Don't talk nonsense. I won't go down the mountain without Master's orders."
Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng almost choked on his cola.
"No, you're so dense!"
"You two are already public about it, what are you still dawdling about?"
"Are you mute? You're a grown person, and you still have to wait for your master to give you orders to come down the mountain? Can't you just tell him yourself?"
"You've lived in vain!"
Upon hearing this, Rong Shan, Liang Fuguo, Qian Dahu, and the others all gave Zhang Lingfeng a thumbs up.
"Well said, junior brother. It's true, your words are the most effective."
"We can't persuade Lingyu; he's just too stubborn!"
At this moment, Zhang Lingfeng curled his lips.
"He's not exactly stubborn; he's just a repressed pervert. He might want to eat but say he's not hungry, but only he knows whether he's truly hungry or not."
"If you can't overcome the hurdle of sincerity in your own heart, your cultivation of life will remain stagnant for this lifetime."
Chapter 132 If you still don't get it, you'll be just another repressed, two-tailed brat from Longhu Mountain.
Upon hearing Zhang Lingfeng's words, Zhang Lingyu couldn't help but lower her head.
Zhang Lingfeng curled his lip in response and tossed him a bag of spicy strips and a can of cola.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling aggrieved?"
"Eat this spicy snack first."
Zhang Lingyu shook her head slightly.
"I'm not interested in this kind of snack."
Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng said "Oh".
"Look at Sixth Senior Sister, she's eating it without any problems."
Huo Yunan simply smiled at this.
"Actually, many of my students also love these spicy snacks, and they share them with me from time to time."
At this moment, Zhang Lingfeng's lips curled up slightly.
"To be honest, Senior Brother Lingyu, you're just a complete coward."
"Not only do I dare not see Xia He, I don't even dare to eat this little spicy snack."
"How embarrassing!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lingyu tore open a spicy snack and ate it. Instantly, the toothless person's saliva made her face turn red and her mouth water.
"Thank goodness, what kind of spicy snack is this?"
Seeing Zhang Lingyu's obsession with saving face, the other senior brothers shook their heads helplessly.
"Junior brother, I told you he's a blockhead, useless."
Zhang Lingfeng couldn't stand it anymore.
Fine, today I'll see how long you can keep up this stubborn pride.
"Senior Brother Lingyu is right, these spicy strips aren't spicy at all."
After saying that, Zhang Lingfeng tore open five packets and stuffed them all into his mouth, chewing them.
This scene completely stunned Rong Shan, Qian Dahu, and the others who were standing around.
Even the sixth senior sister, Huo Yunan, couldn't help but show a surprised expression.
"Junior brother, are you... alright?"
Zhang Lingfeng smiled and gave them a thumbs up.
"I'm perfectly fine, these spicy snacks aren't even spicy."
"Come on, Senior Brother Lingyu, it's your turn."
Although Zhang Lingyu, who was extremely proud, was also shocked to see this, he was not to be outdone and tore open five packets, imitating Zhang Lingfeng by stuffing them all into his mouth.
Next second
"Wow!!"
Zhang Lingyu was instantly overwhelmed by the spiciness.
Even so, he still intended to hold on.
Zhang Lingfeng simply couldn't stand it anymore.
"No way, are you an idiot?!"
"They're already as spicy as little kids, and they're still steaming here!"
"Is that Coke just for decoration? Are you blind? Can't you see it?"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lingyu could no longer hold back and immediately opened a can of cola and drank it all in one gulp.
Seeing Zhang Lingyu dazed from the spiciness, Zhang Lingfeng chuckled.
"So, wasn't this junk food cola very effective just now?"
"Actually, your current state is just like eating this bag of spicy snacks, and Xia He is like the cola that makes you feel refreshed and comfortable."
"It's true that Coke is junk food, but don't forget that it tastes really refreshing."
"Besides, Xia He has already withdrawn from Quanxing in front of you, what more do you want?"
"You want me to turn her back into a virgin so you can take her virginity again before you're willing to?"
Upon hearing this, the senior brothers burst into laughter.
Huo Yunan shook his head helplessly.
"Junior brother, your description makes sense, but isn't it a bit too rough?"
Zhang Lingfeng grinned at Huo Yunan in response.
"We're just trying to give this idiot a boost of treatment; he won't get it unless we go all out."
After saying that, Zhang Lingfeng continued to look at Zhang Lingyu.
"Zhang Lingyu, you clearly want this in your heart, so why don't you face your truest self?"
"Are you still a man?"
At this moment, Zhang Lingyu's last shred of dignity was completely torn away by Zhang Lingfeng in front of everyone.
"I...I'm a man..."
"Speak louder, Zhang Lingyu! Didn't you eat dinner?"
"I'm a man!!"
Hearing this, Zhang Lingfeng's lips curled up slightly.
I don't think you are.
"If you were a man, you should go ask your master for leave to go down the mountain right now."
"Go to Research Institute 749 and have a three-day, three-night 'exchange' with Xia He. Kill her half to death, fight her to the death, and prove yourself!"
"Otherwise, in my eyes, you're just a complete idiot."
【二尾子, pronounced yi (third tone), is often used to describe someone who is neither male nor female; a typical example is Wang Zhenqiu.】
Hearing this, Zhang Lingyu frowned slightly.
"only……"
While eating his toothless food, Zhang Lingfeng joked with his fellow students.
"I've given Senior Brother Lingyu a new nickname: 'Longhu Mountain's Secretly Flirtatious Two-Tailed Guy.' What do you guys think? Hehehe!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Lingyu immediately stood up.
"I'm not Erweizi. I'll go ask my master for leave to see Xia He right now."
After saying that, he ran towards Zhang Zhiwei's room.
Seeing this, everyone gave Zhang Lingfeng a thumbs up.
"That's why we have to go to you, Junior Brother. We really have no way to get the spirit jade."
"Well done, junior brother!"
"By the way, if you and Linglong really did that, wouldn't her great-grandfather be furious if he found out?"
Zhang Lingfeng chuckled at this.
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