On the screen, someone is making barbecue, and someone is tearing apart a pig's trotter.
"Stop drinking water, stop the stomach ache, keep indulging, and grant me taro extract!"
On the screen, some people pick up food, pour wine, and others scoop up taro paste.
"Savoring it one last time, the taste of the mandarin orange, the shrimp dipped in that night's bread, will it be fragrant again?"
[On the screen, someone picks up an orange peel, while someone else puts shrimp meat into a steamed bun.]
"Night market flavors, perfect nighttime dining, delicious braised dishes, a taste of reincarnation?"
On the screen, someone is filming the night market next to them, while someone is placing Dongpo pork on top of rice and cutting it into pieces with scissors.
"One to one turn, then they begin slicing the legs; the shrimp have already tasted the steamed buns from that night, and now, what about the fragrant herbs?"
On the screen, someone is cutting up a roasted lamb leg, while someone else is stuffing shrimp meat back into a steamed bun.
[Next, the lyrics began to repeat, and after another minute, this "torturous" song finally ended.]
[Aha: Oh, this is so much fun.]
[Hu Tao: Writing lyrics for a million-dollar bill is no challenge for him! Is he really a genius?]
[Sangbo: Haha, so this is the original version of "Sleep No More." I've already started to forget the original song.]
[Fireworks: Welcome to Pinocchio Buffet Restaurant! Here you'll find all the delicious food in the universe—if you can imagine it, you can eat it.]
[Paimon: I want to go! I want to go!]
[Wendy: The lyrics are great, but the singer's pronunciation is a bit off.]
[Eden: This singer's pronunciation is indeed very clear, making it harder to connect with.]
[March 7th: But I really can't hold back anymore with this lyric writing, please stop drinking water!]
[Star: As we all know, the water is poisonous.]
[Black Tower: So you're talking about toxicity instead of dosage?]
[Kaeya: Perhaps he was reminding the original Fontaines not to come into contact with the waters of the Primal Sea of Emptiness.]
[Yae no Miko: Hehe, the story behind it is heartwarming.]
[Star: Oh no, after watching this video, I feel like I'm going to get sleepless nights again. Quick, let me listen to Sleepless Nights!]
[Kiana: Mei, I'm hungry! I want to eat your cooking!]
[Raiden Mei: Okay, okay.]
[Araki Ichito: Hahaha, after listening to this song and looking at these images, the roasted melon in my hand suddenly smells delicious.]
[Paimon: I'm so hungry, so hungry, so hungry! I'm really hungry.]
[Paimon: I just ate something, why am I so hungry now?]
[Paimon: I want to eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!]
[Firelight: Forget Hunger Time, Paimon's Party?]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: I think you're not hungry, you're just craving something.]
Having lived in the lower districts for so long, Seele truly knows what people become when they are hungry.
At those times, I really wanted to put everything I saw into my mouth.
[Paimon: Thank goodness it's not midnight. If it were, my night would probably be a sleepless one.]
[Gan Yu: No, no, I can't eat it. I must always control my desires, no matter what.]
[Aha: Eat up, eat up, eat more so you'll have the energy to lose weight.]
[Wendy: What a devil's whisper! You're so wicked!]
[Bluebird: I've already ordered takeout. Hopefully, the Machinist will fly away quickly.]
[Ying: The Fairy Boat can actually use a mechanical bird to deliver takeout? That's awesome!]
She recalled the days when she worked as a food delivery driver.
You cannot be contaminated by elements, you cannot run, you cannot fight, you cannot fly...
If she hadn't been short of money at the time, she wouldn't have accepted such a disgusting commission.
[Su Chang: Huh? Why are you ordering takeout? Has the tax collector already left work?]
[Qingque: Don't remind the old lady Taibu!]
[Jing Yuan: Haha, don't worry, Fu Qing doesn't need anyone to remind him.]
[Fu Xuan: The general understands me best.]
The following video is titled "Zhongli Speedruns the Fontaine Main Quest."
[To the rhythmic music, a chibi version of Zhongli sways in Liyue Harbor.]
Zhongli wandered all the way to a famous shop in Liyue Harbor. He picked up an old stone from the counter, intending to buy it, but when he went to pay, he realized he had forgotten to bring Mora with him again.
Zhongli wanted to record the bill in the Northern Bank's account as usual, but he quickly realized that the young master had already left Liyue for Fontaine's vacation.
Zhong Li, preparing to retrieve his wallet, summoned a rocky ridge, stood upon it, and flew towards Fontaine.
[The rock ridge successfully landed, and Zhong Li emerged from the air just before Ninianne's explosive attack.]
He summoned the rocky ridge to block the water that Nineannine had shot into the air, and then petrified it with celestial stars.
Faced with the petrified Ninianne, Zhongli and Kong began to waver.
[An achievement pops up at the bottom of the screen: Niniane by the Lake.]
[Sambo: Help me, Your Majesty!]
[Noelle: The weight of the rock, reassuring.]
[Wendy: As steady as a rock, quickly say thank you, Your Majesty.]
[Wendy: Seriously, the old man's worn out.]
[Walnut: Worn, but cute, cute is enough.]
[Ying: Yeah, an older brother like that is cute too.]
[null:……]
[Tok: My brother, who turned into a duck, is also cute.]
[Sino: Has Tadalia turned into Tadahlia? Nice joke.]
[Lady: Young master, aren't you going to grant your brother's wish?]
[Young Master: I can do anything, turning into a duck is no problem for me.]
I'll find someone to make a mascot costume just like the one for Dada Duck.
The young master had a strange premonition—this mascot costume might sell out.
Maybe I really do have a talent for being a toy manufacturer.
[Alicia: Stop arguing! This one is cute, that one is cute, they're all just very cute.]
[Star: Actually, at first I thought Zhongli was doing morning exercises for the elderly in the park, but I didn't expect him to turn around and start a personal military campaign.]
[Kaeya: Zhongli can't lose his wallet, just as the Traveler can't lose Paimon.]
[Xiao: The Emperor must have had a deeper meaning in doing this.]
[Young Master: Actually, I'm a little curious, what exactly is the traveler fighting?]
In Liyue, a traveler who can only use two elements can defeat him. By the time the traveler reaches Fontaine, he should have mastered five elements. What kind of monster can make such a traveler suffer?
[Furina: That's a regional legend in Fontainebleau, it's amazing!]
[Aha: Sounds like you've had your share of trouble with them too.]
[Furina: H-How is that possible!]
After this, Zhongli asked Kong about Daddy's location, and Kong believed he should be at the Opiclie Opera House in Fontainebleau.
Zhongli unfolded the same scroll as Keqing, glanced at the map of Fontaine, and prepared to travel there by land.
[Kong pointed to his stamina bar, rejecting the suggestion. He had a better idea—to swim across.]
Swimming only consumes mana, not stamina.
Zhong Li gave an OK sign, jumped into the water, and then saw fish after fish.
A red-eyed special effect appeared above the fish's head: "Surprise, motherfucker!"
Zhongli recalled her past experiences—the slippery feel, the lingering fishy smell.
He passed away peacefully on the spot.
Kong and Paimon quickly rescued Zhongli and brought him ashore.
[Sambo: Drowned and bewildered.]
[Star: Zhongli speedrun Fontainebleau? Seafood speedrun Zhongli!]
[Hu Tao: The Emperor has been assassinated; seal off the entire arena!]
[Ningguang: ...]
Ningguang felt a little regretful; this was already the umpteenth time she had seen this sentence structure.
She shouldn't have said that during the invocation ceremony.
[Wendy: Hahaha, who would have thought that the Rock King, with his unparalleled martial arts skills, would have such a weakness?]
[Araki Ichito: Does that mean if you tie fish all over your body and use a sword made of salted fish as your weapon, you can defeat the Rock King?]
[Wendy: Fun fact, the old man just dislikes seafood, he's not afraid of it, and he certainly won't die from contact with it. I think he'd just get enraged and then unleash a devastating attack to send you to your grave.]
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