[Star: What a noisy meal! This pie's gone bad, we need to eat it quickly.]
[Fireworks: Little Paimon, Zhong Gu Lezhi.]
[Sangbo: What a wonderful poem! You're old enough to publish a poetry collection on Xianzhou!]
[Wendy: Hahahaha! Grandpa's, hahahaha! I can't take it anymore! My stomach hurts so much!]
[Wendy: Cough, anyway, Paimon, don't be shy, let Zhongli be shy first.]
[Furina: This, this... how can this be allowed!]
[Lei Movie: ...Has the outside world become like this?]
[Kujo Sara: No, Shogun, this is just an isolated case!]
[Nasita: Generally speaking, Mr. Zhongli's buttocks are indeed more upturned.]
[Aha: This is a bottom that's over 6000 years old!]
[Furina: Don't be so serious about analyzing things at a time like this!]
[Keqing: Your Majesty… No, no! This is far too disrespectful to Your Majesty!]
[Xiao: That's normal. The Emperor is perfect in every way!]
[True Lord of Moon-Slicing and Sun-Building: There's no need to go to such lengths.]
[True Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Disrespectful to the Emperor! Disrespectful to the Emperor! I will go and suppress Paimon right now!]
[Paimon: I'm innocent! I would never do such a thing! Don't associate voice actors with characters!]
She felt that if she didn't explain, her reputation would be ruined.
Will everyone's first reaction upon seeing me be to cover their butt in the future?
[Zhongli: Liuyun, calm down.]
[Aha: The Rock Lord's buttocks are the soul of Liyue Harbor. From this day forward, this rock in Lonely Cloud Pavilion will be named the Buttocks-Gazing Rock!]
[Venti: Haha, sometimes being a god is quite despairing. Old man, you should take good care of yourself in Liyue.]
[March 7th: I don't know if it's just my imagination, but Paimon seemed particularly disappointed when he saw Diluc, Childe, and Kaeya.]
[Qingque: It's definitely not a misperception; that disappointed tone makes me want to laugh.]
[Sino: Go become a butt-checker!]
[Navilet: I said I wouldn't look, but I kept looking anyway. Humans are really interesting.]
[Sambo: He even played with it repeatedly, enjoying it immensely.]
[Fireworks: Don't talk nonsense, this is about investigating things to gain knowledge.]
[Kaiya: You understand the importance of investigating things to gain knowledge.]
[Aha: Paimon, Paimon! How could you fall so low! Have you forgotten your job as a guide for travelers? Confucius said, "I examine myself three times a day." This can't go on!]
[Aha: Day 2: Look at Zhong Li's butt.]
[Tok: Brother, have you really lost weight? Remember to eat well even when you're out.]
[Young Master: Brother is alright, don't worry, Tok.]
It seems I need to work harder to improve myself.
[Lady: Young master is indeed alright; his buttocks were simply flattened when he drew the bow with his backhand.]
[Raiden Mei: ...Is this really considered alright?]
[The following video is episode 7 of "Doll Academy" - What should you do if you get lost on a spring outing and can't find your destination?]
[After the silly opening sequence, the anime officially begins.]
An eagle flew over the misty mountains, and Otto's voice rang out: "The unique geographical location of Mount Taixu has created abundant resources and a distinctive ecological environment."
"The Red Kite, a rare creature born in Mount Taixu, mostly inhabits the bushes and grasses of the mountain. Its flesh is delicate and delicious, and has excellent nourishing properties for martial artists."
In the Taixu Mountains, several plump red kites were leisurely frolicking; some were pecking at stones, while others were eating insects.
Not long after, the red kite pecked open a stone, revealing the crystal inside.
Inside the wooden cabin in the mountains, Fu Hua had fallen asleep while sitting up.
[“The professional zookeeper, Immortal Red Iris, has been raising Red Iris in Mount Taixu for… many years.”]
"Scientific breeding methods, excellent growing environment, pollution-free food and water, coupled with the meticulous selection and breeding by the Red Iris Immortal over many years, have created the exceptional quality and rich variety of free-range red kites in the forest."
The camera pans to various species of red kites at the Taixu Mountain Red Kite Ecological Park.
There are super-sized red kites that shake the ground when they walk, red kites that train their muscles with 100-ton metal blocks, red kites with genetic mutations in the shapes of triangles, cuboids, and elongated strips, red kites that are like scholars reading books, and red kites that are on vacation drinking juice while wearing sunglasses. Of course, the most common type of red kite is the most ordinary one.
[“You only need to invest a small seed to harvest this wonderful gift from nature the following year.”]
[The Crimson Kite Immortal buried the crystal in the ground, and after a scene transition, she pulled out a crimson kite from the same spot.]
"But occasionally, we encounter some minor unexpected events."
[At a place where the Crimson Iris Immortal planted a crystal, instead of crimson irises, cabbages grew.]
Three red kites surrounded the cabbage, their faces contorted with ferocity.
[Paimon: Red Kite, you want to eat!]
[Fu Hua: Huh?]
The Crimson Mandarin Duck Immortal, isn't that her? She's lived on Mount Taixu for a long time, how come I've never heard of such a thing?
This world called Doll Academy is so weird!
[Fireworks: Welcome to "A Bite of Taixu Mountain".]
[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway - Welt Yang: Why is Otto speaking?]
[Jing Yuan: I must say, he has a pretty strong survival instinct. Although he paused for a long time, he ultimately didn't reveal the specific year that the Crimson Mandarin Duck Immortal raised the Crimson Iris.]
[Hu Tao: Many years → Fifty thousand years!]
[Su Chang: Phoenix, reveal yourself!]
[March 7th: What am I seeing?! How come there are so many bizarre-looking red kites?!]
[Star: This is simply a drawing from hell! It could fill a book like the *Classic of Mountains and Seas*.]
[Nguyen Mai: The diversity of genes is truly amazing.]
[Sino: There are all sorts of birds in a big forest.]
[Wendy: In this world, demons and gods have risen together.]
[Padoflis: Ahua, you're amazing at suppressing so many Red Kites!]
[Raiden Mei: No wonder they made the class monitor raise the Red Kite; these monsters are simply too much for ordinary people to handle.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): I was wondering, did the class monitor also pull out that super-sized red kite like that?]
[Aha: With strength that could uproot mountains and spirit that could cover the world! Truly worthy of being called Fu Zhuangshi!]
[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing Wind: Take a closer look, this Taixu Mountain does resemble Jueyun Mountain quite a bit.]
[Tesla: Speaking of which, the Red Iris was actually grown from crystal. Is crystal some kind of omnipotent?]
[Theresa: I'm more interested in that last cabbage; that's definitely Ai-chan.]
[The camera zooms out, revealing that the scene just now was actually a video playing on a bus. Red Iris Wings is waving a small flag: "Everyone, we're almost at the Taixu Mountain Scenic Area! We'll first visit the famous shopping street to experience the local customs and culture, and then we'll visit the Red Iris Immortal's..."]
As the car drove past a road sign that read "Taixu Mountain," the wind blew off the paper with the character "Tai," revealing the true name—Daxu Mountain.
[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Oh, it's a school field trip, but... we've taken the wrong route?]
[March 7th: This sticker was clearly premeditated; they were obviously tricked. Who's lying here?]
[Tesla: It must have been Otto!]
[Kiana: In this strange world, it's not impossible that Otto is always short of money.]
[Qingque: Is it really a good idea to start your trip with a shopping street?]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: ...]
He roughly guessed who would appear at Daxu Mountain.
[Alicia: Wait, is that... Kevin driving? Hahahaha!]
[Möbius: Alicia, you're hurting my eyes!]
Soon, Crimson Wings arrived at Mount Daxu with the puppets.
Since this is a replica of Mount Taixu, it naturally has a shopping street.
However, the creatures roaming this shopping street weren't the red kites, but rather the black kites that looked every bit the street hustler.
[The Wings of the Crimson Kite noticed nothing amiss and, upon arriving at their destination, allowed the dolls to roam freely.]
[Xiaoyue Zhenhunge dashed out instantly, but she quickly stopped.]
The merchandise displayed by Black Iris caught her eye.
That was a Xuanyuan Sword, of course, a fake one.
Xiaoyue Zhenhunge, naturally unable to distinguish between reality and illusion, excitedly raised her sword: "Is this the mysterious weapon from the East? It's so cool!"
[A figure wearing sunglasses appeared on the smooth blade.]
She stroked her chin: "Oh my, young friend, you have excellent taste."
[Fu Hua, standing behind Xiaoyue Zhenhunge, said: "From what I've observed, this might be the very sword that the Crimson Mandarin Duck Immortal used back then!"]
[Xiaoyue Zhenhunge immediately pulled out her wallet: "Okay, I'll buy this sword!"]
She brandished the Xuanyuan Sword: "I feel the power of antiquity!"
With a single swing of her sword, she cleaved a distant mountain peak in two.
Looking at his spoils of war, Xiaoyue Zhenhunge raised his sword and laughed triumphantly.
"With this divine artifact, you will all become my servants!"
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