The next video is titled "Won't you come and take a bath with Lord Otto?"
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: ?]
What did I just see? It was so sudden!
What kind of video is this? Taking a bath with Otto? What's wrong with people from another world?
Don't they know what the consequences will be if they take a bath with Otto?
If Otto invited Walter Yang to take a bath, he would definitely bring along a pseudo-black hole.
No, this preparation is not enough. Otto is not someone that can be dealt with by a mere pseudo-black hole.
[Kiana: I heard from the class monitor that Otto's body is made of Soul Steel. Doesn't such a high-tech product have a self-cleaning function?]
[March 7th: Soul Steel Body... I remember now, Otto mentioned before that the guy named Void Treasury who got on the bus with Uncle Yang used his Soul Steel Body.]
[Otto: Taking a bath can soothe the mind, something that cleaning functions can't do.]
[Dr. Truth: You're right. I also can't live without books and bathtubs. Healing the mind is just as important as maintaining health. Truth avoids impurity; only purity can be approached.]
[Paimon: I'm curious, who's taking a bath with Otto?]
[Silver Wolf: Who else could it be but the players? I remember mentioning it in that video about ship companions before. In your region, players take on the role of captains of the Hyperion.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: I am still the captain of the Hyperion, and I haven't received any news that anyone will replace me.]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: The captain exists, but his way of existing is rather peculiar.]
A suggestive splashing sound rang out.
The scene lights up, steam fills the bathroom, and Otto sits back on the edge of the tub, his long, wet, blond hair cascading loosely over his shoulders.
"Good evening, Captain of the Hyperion, you've finally arrived. I was worried you'd stand me up."
"I'm tied up with official business at headquarters, so I had to send Rita to invite you."
"Hmm? Why are you staring at me? Is there something strange about it? Ah... this body is one of my most satisfying creations."
"Alright, stop standing there, why don't you come in and warm up?"
The video presented three options: A. Yes, Your Excellency; B. Sigh... never mind, just say what you want; C. You're so sexy, wrestle together?
After the captain selected option C, the previously gentle background music instantly became more rousing.
Otto narrowed his eyes: "Are you provoking me, Captain of the Hyperion? Very well, I accept your challenge."
[The Heavenly Judgment appeared behind him: "The First Divine Key—"]
[Captain: "I was just kidding, bro!! Stop it!!"]
Otto didn't stop: "Seventh Plural Mimicry - Unfold!"
[After a burst of gunfire, a large character for "death" appeared on the screen.]
[Aha: Ah♂Good boy♂Stand still.]
[Silver Wolf: Speedrun.]
[March 7th: Uh... in some ways, you're not wrong.]
[Walnut: It's truly a case of yellow feathers floating on green water.]
[Wendy: Hahaha, what a great poem!]
[Hu Tao: What a pity. It would have been great if this captain had come to our Rebirth Hall to buy a meal before provoking Otto.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: I'm not surprised at all that the Captain ended up like this. This is what happens when you take a bath with Otto.]
Speaking of which, he noticed that besides the color of the water, the subtitles when Otto spoke were actually green, which was a nice touch.
[Kiana: No, I think the captain brought this ending upon himself.]
[Furina: Indeed, he was too brave.]
This captain looks like an ordinary person, just like her, yet she dares to provoke a big boss like Otto. It's beyond just being brave.
[Tesla: Otto, you're mimicking so many Heavenly Fire Judgments, are you sore losers?]
[Otto: This captain was clearly trying to challenge me; I simply gave him what he wanted.]
[Theresa: I think this captain wasn't tricked by Rita, was he?]
[Fireworks: You thought you were taking a bath with Rita? Actually, it's me, Otto!]
[Ying: Who wouldn't fall for that? That old geezer is wicked.]
[Rita: Heh, is that a compliment?]
[Paimon: Why did Otto get dressed instantly when he was mimicking the Judgment of Heaven?]
[Sambo: The Void of All Things, boy.]
[The video rewinds to before the choice was made; this time, the captain chooses to enter the bath.]
[Otto: "Come on in. A bath is really good for relieving fatigue."]
After the captain stepped into the bath, Otto laughed and asked, "How's the water temperature?"
"Ha, it's been a long time since I've had a casual chat with someone like this."
"According to Rita's report, Captain, you did a very good job on the Hyperion. The Valkyries on the Hyperion are no pushovers."
"I could tell you'd encountered a lot of trouble, but you handled it all with ease. I knew I hadn't misjudged you. I've called you here today because I have something I'd like to discuss with you."
The captain bluntly stated, "That dog Otto still hasn't paid his salary! The Hyperion is practically starving!"
Otto: "I'm in a difficult position too. You see, Schicksal's finances are facing some problems, and they can't..."
The captain interrupted him: "Shut up! You shameless old scoundrel!"
"You think I don't know you've spent all your money on Karen figurines? They fill two whole rooms."
"What's even more outrageous is that you bought all 1,000 of the newly released life-size Kallen figures, which are now just sitting in your warehouse. They look like a terracotta army! Are you even human? Explain yourself!"
Otto: "Okay, I admit it was a moment of impulse, but I really do have something to ask you today. If you can help me resolve it, I'll try to make up for your lost wages. Otherwise..."
[Sambo: The Valkyries of the Hyperion are definitely not to be underestimated. You'll probably all end up as Herrschers, won't you?]
Kiana: This... I can't argue with that.
[March 7th: This captain... he clearly chose A earlier because of his strong will to survive, but now he can't help but spout nonsense. I feel like he's quite similar to Xing.]
[March 7th: Speaking of which, I was surprised that Otto didn't manage to kill the captain this time. I thought the captain was going to die again.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Because what the captain said were things that Otto was indeed capable of doing.]
So, all the captain did was change Joyce's hair color, right?
Is the color red because Himeko has red hair?
Tsk, Otto even said he hadn't chatted with anyone like this in a long time, but he doesn't even know what happened to the last person who chatted with him like this.
[Kiana: Huh? So Otto is this kind of person?]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: If you had a life-size figure of Mei, what would you, Kiana, do?]
[Kiana: I'll buy them all!]
[Kiana: Okay... I think I'm starting to understand Otto's actions.]
[Blue Sparrow: Isn't Otto the Bishop of Schicksal? It sounds like a big organization, why doesn't he produce his own Kallen figures?]
[Hanabi: Figurines are no longer enough for him; he's probably already started producing clones.]
[Otto: I don't deny it.]
[Captain: "I'd rather starve to death! Die out there! Okay, what's up?"]
Otto's expression immediately softened: "It's like this, I have a friend who recently..."
[Captain: "Is this friend you're talking about yourself?"]
Otto sighed. "Well, it seems I can't hide it from you. Actually, I've been feeling distanced from Theresa lately."
"I keep thinking, even though I'm so good to little Theresa. I prepare fresh bitter melon juice for her every day and buy her the latest comic books."
"Ah, it's that comic book with the yellow mouse on the cover, what's it called... Monkey?"
[Captain: "That's a rabbit, and its name is Houmu."]
"Oh, I see." Otto nodded and continued recounting his actions, "I also personally bought her a lot of Homu dolls, pillows, merchandise, and games. I cooked for her myself, washed her clothes, and every Christmas I dressed up as Santa Claus to deliver presents. Parita secretly followed her 24 hours a day to protect her safety."
"There aren't many grandfathers who are this good to their granddaughter. Where did I go wrong?"
[Sino: Otto used a fabricated friend.]
[Fireworks: How boring. Why is the captain's survival instinct so strong this time?]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: There's no way around it, I need to get my wages back.]
[Aha: It smells so good!]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): You don't even recognize Houm? Looks like Otto's knowledge is limited.]
[Otto: Haha, I'm really sorry then.]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Bronya: Hom?]
She suddenly became curious about what the other version of herself would like.
[Fu Xuan: Tsk, how could anyone like drinking bitter melon juice?]
[Theresa: Bitter melon juice is really delicious!]
[Theresa: Wait, come to think of it, so Grandpa did all those things?]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Do you think Theresa is made of a mascot?]
[Sambo: Theresa is a magical girl named TeRiRi, and magical girls are always accompanied by mascots, which makes sense.]
[Ying: Even mascots wouldn't do these things; Paimon just eats all my Mora.]
[Star: Pam can do it!]
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