[Black Tower: Take a closer look at who's telling this story?]
[Kiana: Sweetness might taste like blood. Don't try to lick anything that's frozen.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): How do you know so much?]
Kiana: Well…
[Siegfried: Hahaha, because she's been frozen too!]
[Kiana: You stinky! Old! Dad!]
[Raiden Mei: It's okay, Kiana, you're very cute.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway] Himeko: Thinking about it carefully, Hoshino is still a child, and no one taught her not to do this kind of thing.
[Sambo: Liking everything will only get you hurt.]
[Ling Ke: I never expected that someone would actually lick the railing.]
[Aha: This is true pioneering spirit, for the sake of pioneering!]
[Ying: I envy the railing. I also want to be licked by Xing's soft tongue.]
[Paimon: ?]
[Aha: Speaking of which, you see, her tongue is stuck to the railing, which means she can't move right now, right? That means we can take this opportunity to put her favorite trash can in front of her and empty it out little by little!]
[Star: Quack! I don't want to see those teeth!]
[Keqing: ...Why do you like trash cans?]
The screen begins to display all the possible options Xing could choose to seek help from.
[Star: "Hook, help me!"]
[Hook: "Hmm? Did you just hear the voice of an honor guard member?"]
She ran over: "Ah, what happened to the honorary team member? Don't be afraid, [Lord Black Hook] will rescue you!"
Amidst the roar of the hole-punching machine starting up, Xing completely separated the tongue from the railing—if someone else had been trapped here, both might have been lost.
The icy sensation on Xing's tongue disappeared, replaced by a burning pain all over her body.
"Kids really don't know their own strength when they hit," Xing thought to herself.
[Ahaha: It's frozen! It's frozen! Trail Blazers! How are you feeling? How are you feeling?]
[Sambo: In Bellenberg, next to a fence that anyone can see, is where the Trail Blazers were.]
[Kiana: Even with my tongue frozen, my pronunciation is still so perfect. Isn't this just like saying, "Tiger Crane, show off to me!"]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): You know what I mean.]
[Barbara: How did you get this down? Did you just drill it down?]
[Estella: Poor star.]
[Hiluva: Maybe it was melted by the heat from the machine.]
[March 7th: Hook saw that the star was frozen, and surprisingly wasn't surprised at all.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: After all, she's just a kid; maybe she's licked before.]
[Jean: Klee, you can't lick the frozen railing.]
Mondstadt doesn't actually have a place that cold, but Klee might secretly run off to the snowy mountains by herself.
Come to think of it, she felt that this little girl named Hook was somewhat similar to Claire.
[Klee: Klee understands.]
[Star: "Seele, are you there?"]
Xing's voice echoed through the air, but received no response.
Clearly, Seele was busy punishing evil somewhere in the lower districts and didn't have time to deal with a pioneer whose tongue was stuck to the railing.
[Star: What a pity, I wanted to see Seele save me while looking helpless.]
[March 7th: Is Seele feeling too ashamed to come and save the day?]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Bronya: No, Seele isn't that kind of person.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): That's right!]
Xing decides to seek help from the nearby Iron Guard.
The guard looked at her, momentarily at a loss for words: "This..."
"Your way of experiencing local customs and culture is quite...unique. Just a moment, I'll be right there to help you."
He carefully helped Xing separate his tongue from the bars; it's not hard to imagine that today's amusing anecdote would soon spread throughout the unit.
The rescued star thought a sign needed to be erected here, and the Iron Guard suppressed a laugh and decided to do it immediately.
[March 7th: I think nobody needs this brand except for Star.]
[Qingque: It's impressive that the Iron Guard was able to hold back his laughter at the end.]
[Sambo: The defender is professionally trained; he doesn't laugh unless he can't help it.]
[Paimon: But he was definitely stunned when he saw that.]
[Xingqiu: That's normal. If I saw someone licking a railing and getting frozen solid, I'd be stunned too.]
[Kiana: Now all the Iron Guards know that Starlicker's railing is blocked. Social death! So tragic.]
[Ying: At least the Iron Guard is reliable; his methods of rescuing people are much gentler.]
But Ying felt that Xing definitely preferred someone else to save her rather than Tie Wei.
[Star: "Mr. Schwarz, I am a variable!"]
[Swarovski's absence might be a good thing for Star, as how it will help Star escape is an unpredictable mystery.]
[Hanabi: Let's have an amputation.]
[Sambo: Schwarzkopf might use a laser to burn the star's tongue.]
[Paimon: How terrifying!]
[Star: "Help me, Clara!"]
Clara was terrified: "Big sister?! What happened...? Please wait a moment, I'll go find Perkins to help."
[A mech arrived from the construction site and helped Xing separate the tongue from the railing, a process that attracted a large crowd of onlookers who cheered.]
Clara hoped Xing would be more careful in the future; the human body isn't a machine part and needs more protection.
[March 7th: Waaah, Clara is such a good girl!]
[Amber: It attracted a lot of cheers? It feels even more dangerous than finding the Iron Guard.]
[Star: What a pity. I thought Clara would help me personally, but she found a mech instead.]
[Star: Speaking of which, if I lick Clara's feet, will they stick too? Are Clara's feet sweet too?]
[Ying: Hmm, that's a question worth exploring. Go and show your pioneering spirit!]
[Clara: ?]
[March 7th: You guys are perverts!]
[Star: "Dr. Natasha!"]
[Natasha: "Star, what are you doing? How could you be so careless? Let me see..."]
After a brief and professional intervention, Xing's tongue separated from the railing, but Natasha's gaze towards her began to become complicated.
Natasha told Star that she had dealt with a similar situation for Hook and the others a few years ago, and handed her some medicine.
[March 7th: So Hook really did lick the railing before; no wonder she wasn't surprised.]
[Raven: It turns out that in my other world, I was a doctor...]
Although she had heard her name mentioned in the chat area before, this was the first time she had seen another version of herself.
Doctor... Raven didn't seem particularly surprised.
In fact, her official identity is that of an advisor dispatched by Shencheng Pharmaceutical, a large pharmaceutical company, to its Shenzhou branch, which is related to the medical field.
[Star: "Lin Ke, please!"]
[Ling Ke: "Ah, you... wait a moment, let me take care of this for you."]
She took out her thermos and began to help Xing get out of her predicament. Xing's tongue started to turn from icy cold to scalding hot, until it finally separated from the railing.
[Ling Ke: "This happens frequently in the polar regions because the water on the tongue freezes quickly and then sticks firmly. Remember to bring a thermos next time you go out; that way you'll know what to do if this happens again."]
[Star: "You're so skilled."]
Ling Ke was silent for a moment: "...My sister always says, 'Don't lick the railing, don't lick the railing...' But I want to ask, what normal person would actually lick it?"
Lingke's expression remained calm, but she was clearly mocking Xing's childish behavior.
Although Lingke didn't say it, Xing was certain she heard the words "serves you right."
[Pera: As expected of Lingbao, although she knows a few phrases about Yin-Yang Stars, she still manages to save her in the gentlest way.]
[Xing: Wow, it's the water Lingbao drank from! We've struck gold!]
[Ling Ke: ...]
[Star: I suspect that Hiluva's serious warning to Rei was because she herself had licked it.]
[Sambo: It's also possible that Jepard licked it.]
[March 7: Don't even mention it, I can already picture Hilva and Jepard with their tongues stuck to the railing.]
[Ling Ke: ! ]
I suddenly feel like I want to see older brothers and sisters like that.
[The star began to pray to any star deity.]
[With no response from the Star God, trying to win Aha's attention with such a petty trick is far too naive.]
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