Fan-made short videos have appeared in Honkai Impact 3rd, and characters have been created and sent

Chapter 44: Fifteen Seconds to Tell You Why You Don't Need to Use Jepard for Map Running

After creating Tinari twice, the screen shifted its focus and began creating other characters.

[Bronniema]

Before anyone could even begin to ponder the meaning of the title, the video started playing.

The video content is simple—a player is controlling Bronya exploring the Black Tower space station, and after opening a door, they bump into a dimensional piggy bank.

The piggy bank fled at top speed upon seeing the player, while the player, controlling Bronya, attempted to engage in combat by attacking. However, by the time the bullets reached their pre-aimed positions, the piggy bank was already far away.

Finally, the piggy bank disappeared into a portal and vanished completely.

Bronya stood frozen in place.

[Then, a second video quickly played on the screen: "Fifteen seconds to tell you why you shouldn't use Jepard for map exploration."]

The video content is quite simple—the player controls Jepard, navigating the map on the fairy boat, and bumps into a piggy bank.

[Jepard's attacks weren't like Bronya's, which involved shooting; instead, he threw punches. However, Jepard's punches weren't fast, and his attack range was short, ultimately preventing him from engaging in combat, allowing the piggy bank to escape.]

After the two videos ended, some comments appeared on the screen.

I chased after Brother Jie with my military boxing all day, but I couldn't catch him.

[I chased it all the way, even using two combat skills, but in the end it got away.]

Silver Wolf shook his head, Spanish Duck wept, and Raven turned away at the sight of the arrow's sharp point.

What's wrong with the +12sp?

What kind of armor does that piggy bank have?

[Majorly wounded! Majorly wounded! I've said it so many times, the enemy's armor is completely destroyed, now they're severely wounded, one shot and they're dead.]

Don't even mention it. I, Old Yang, followed behind with my cane, knocking on the ground the whole way. I was in a terrible state, but I still managed to escape.

I never use Jepard to engage monsters because his arms are too short; before he can even reach the monster, its axe will already be hitting me.

While Seele's stealth assassination is excellent, Bronya's gunplay is truly superb.

[Blue Sparrow: Did you dodge countless hunters' guns?]

[Aha: Don't worry, I paused the video so the Dimensional Piggy Bank won't run away.]

[Wendy: There are still more good people than bad in the world.]

[The Fool A: You idiot, have you forgotten that you can't affect this screen at all?]

[Aha: Aha, you've really lost face.]

[Kiana: I didn't expect that Bronya from the other world couldn't even hit a pig. Our Bronya here is a very strong shooter!]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: It seems you still have a long way to go. You need to keep practicing, Bronya.]

[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Cocolia: This isn't Bronya's problem; it's clearly a game design issue.]

[Tesla: So this is the kind of personality Cocolia from another world has... It doesn't seem so strange.]

[Aista: This isn't an ordinary pig; it's called a Dimensional Piggy Bank, a transdimensional creature lost among the stars. They spend most of their lives eating and running away, and are even seen as a good omen by travelers who happen to encounter them. It's normal that they can't catch up.]

[Tinari: What a peculiar creature.]

[Xiangling: Can we eat this pig? Is it tasty?]

[Hu Tao: As expected of you.]

[Paimon: I'd like to know the answer to that question too!]

[Black Tower: Warm in nature, sweet in taste, not edible.]

[Xiangling: ...How could this be? What a pity.]

[Kiana: Speaking of which, Bronya from another world also had this turbine hairstyle, and she had three of them. Is this Bronya's fate?]

[Silver Wolf: It suits you perfectly, doesn't it? At least I think it's great.]

[Sambo: Haha! Jepard, were you deliberately waving it away to protect the Dimensional Piggy Bank from being bullied by the Trail Blazers? You're so gentle, I'm crying.]

[Hiluva: Hahaha! Little Jie, you've finally met your match!]

[Jepard: What, you too... Sigh, never mind.]

It seems he needs to learn about ranged attacks as well.

[Silver Wolf: Speaking of which, can't this game let you flank the enemy and backstab them before they spot you, then stealthily kill them and reduce their health to half?]

[Rosalia: You know a lot.]

[Rosalia: Ah, a name that sounds just like mine!]

Another video quickly started playing on the screen.

[Valuable Information on the Election of the Moderator of the "Men with Intellectual Disabilities" Forum]

[It's still a video of players chasing a piggy bank, but this time the protagonist is Seele.]

[The player is in a simulated universe. Upon seeing the piggy bank, he immediately activated Seele's secret technique to enter stealth mode. Unfortunately, he was a step too late. The piggy bank spotted Seele before she became invisible and began to flee.]

[The player, unwilling to give up, continued to press the normal attack button, attempting to pursue, but by then the Dimensional Piggy Bank had already vanished into the portal. With the "help" of the automatic target acquisition, Seele swung her scythe at a nearby destructible object. The next second, a nearby Void Soldier caught up and struck Seele directly with its blade.]

[After entering combat, the player lost the initiative due to this mistake.]

Seele felt that her decision to let Bronya continue practicing was like a boomerang that had come back and hit her.

The woman named Cocolia is right, it's not her problem, it must be a problem with the game design.

[Star: Wow, it's the long-lost triangle killing technique!]

[Silver Wolf: This is a turn-based game, I never expected a turn-based game to have such smooth combos.]

[Paimon: Haha, doesn't seem like acting.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: Huh? I'm not that stupid!]

[Paimon: I wasn't talking about you, I was saying this person's behavior doesn't seem like an act. Don't get so worked up.]

[Sambo: Perhaps he was just touched on a sore spot. Lies don't hurt; the truth is the sharpest knife.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: Sambo, you! You just wait!]

She may not be good at using her brain, but she wouldn't do something like this.

[Wendy: This whole routine was flawless; not a single move was superfluous.]

[Gui Naifang: Indeed, even the slightest mistake would have ruined the show. It seems I need to work harder on my future performances.]

[Qingque: Xiaogui, you're already very good. Don't underestimate yourself. It's become a habit of mine to watch your performance when I'm tired of playing cards.]

[Fu Xuan: Tired of playing cards?]

[Qingque: Ah, I mean, I'm tired from work!]

[Aha: The moment the box is smashed, a Lotto jackpot would be even more effective.]

[Sambo: As expected of the God of Joy, it seems I still have a lot to learn.]

[Star: Guess why I'm not laughing?]

[Su Chang: Is this the wolf feigning sleep to lure the enemy? I've finally learned it!]

[Gui Naifang: I'm so moved to tears that she was able to learn such difficult sentences.]

Chapter 45 Honkai Impact 3rd Crossdressing Idol Group

The title of the next video is "Honkai Impact 3rd Crossdressing Idol Group".

"The world is so vibrant and dazzling, and we firmly believed that the future would remain so. This azure planet will, as it was yesterday, carry our brilliant civilization toward the vast tomorrow."

"But before the bells of tomorrow toll, the death knell tolls, and the god called [Collapse] unleashes calamity, destroying everything that once belonged to us, without a trace of mercy."

A blue planet silently rotates in the universe, but since when, more and more flames have been burning on it, turning the planet a red that symbolizes destruction. The view zooms out, and a gigantic woman holds the Earth as if it were a toy.

The end is coming.

Kevin stood quietly before a tree: "Even after tens of thousands of years, I will never forget the blood and tears shed on the day civilization fell."

"I made a promise to her, and to everyone, that no matter the cost, humanity will surely defeat the Honkai."

His eyes were filled with determination.

[The scene shifts; Welt Yang, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth, still spreads his arms and resolutely launches an attack on the Herrscher of the Void: "Tyrant of the heavens, witness the sight of shattered stars!"]

[The scene shifts again, Otto stretches out his arms, a smile playing on his lips: "Herrscher, Honkai, are merely the foundation stones of my century-long dream."]

The images that flashed by finally coalesced into a single line: "However, only the wealthy can achieve anything."

The background music has become ridiculous.

Posters rained down from the sky, pinning Kevin, Walter, and Otto to the ground.

Otto picked up a poster, looked at the idol on it, and said, "It seems like being an idol is quite lucrative... Let's debut!"

Kevin covered his face and sighed, "Fine... no matter the cost... I will defeat the Honkai."

Walter stared in shock at the two people beside him: "Are you two crazy?! This is impossible!!!"

Dreams sever despair.

[After a transition, three figures in short skirts appeared on the screen.]

The next moment, the shadows faded, revealing the true faces of the three people hidden beneath.

The first one was Otto, dressed in a purple top and a white skirt, radiating confidence: "Kallen, just watch me shine on stage!"

[The second is Kevin, wearing a white dress adorned with blue flowers that resembles a wedding gown: "Mei, no matter the cost, I will defeat the Honkai!"]

The third person was Walter, wearing a black dress, covering herself with her hands, and looking extremely embarrassed: "You two, wake up! Seriously, why are you dressed so indecently?!"