[Paimon: I'm really curious about how you two usually get along.]

[Einstein: I think this robot looks a lot like Dr. Tesla. Could this be the work of Dr. Tesla from another world?]

[Tesla: Hey, you spiky-haired guy, I can't pretend I didn't hear that! I'm not going to develop something so bland!]

[Kiana: This robot is already quite unique, isn't it? For example, when this robot speaks, the first and second halves of the sentence have a mechanical rising intonation, and those two words are particularly clear and articulate.]

[Aha: Trash!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway] Himeko: I'm a little curious about what Xing was doing back then.

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Maybe he's just simply enjoying being insulted.]

[Star: Even for me, dealing with ordinary robots like this... I'd need someone like Lord Fu Xuan!]

[Fu Xuan:?]

[Aha: The purity is too low!]

[Keqing: To be honest, if we're just talking about the destructive power of words, the Black Tower's are far greater.]

[Black Tower: Of course, I'm a member of the Genius Club, and that includes this aspect as well.]

[Fu Xuan: I don't think that's a compliment.]

[Aha: Being sarcastic is indeed good, but some people can't understand why they're being insulted. It would be much more satisfying to just say it directly, like this robot.]

[Ying: Indeed.]

[Aha: Okay, say it with me, Nanuk, you son of a bitch!]

[Aha: Tch, what a buzzkill.]

[Congratulations, Xing, on acquiring the special skill [Trash!]! After using it, you'll find strange and unusual items more easily when rummaging through trash cans.]

[Gan Yu: This... is such a strange skill.]

[Star: Not bad, not bad.]

[Paimon: Hey, do you like it?]

[March 7th: Ever since she came to Belleburg, she's had a particular fondness for rummaging through the trash cans, and there's no stopping her.]

[Danheng: Perhaps it's just that I've awakened to my true self.]

[Aha: It's said that somewhere in the galaxy, carrying trash with you can open an invisible portal.]

[Qingque: Really? I don't believe it.]

[ScrewGumm: I think I've heard this rumor before.]

[Star: Okay! Looks like I'll have to carry my trash with me at all times.]

[March 7th: No! I don't want to be seen as a weirdo like you!]

[Star: Hehehe, that's not up to you.]

The next video is titled "Genshin Impact Character Demo - [Ti Xiaoliang: Exploring Sumeru]"

"What's this?" Ti Xiaoliang groped around under the tree and picked up a mushroom. "Red cap, white stem, can I eat this?"

He carefully examined the mushroom in his hand and began his explanation: "The only way to determine if a mushroom is poisonous is to eat it (×)."

After Ti Xiaoliang moved the mushroom, everyone saw a Sumeru being tenderly caressing a tree, as if it were a lover.

He muttered to himself, "Beautiful Miss Mushroom~"

[Clearly, he ate the mushrooms and was hallucinating.]

[Ti Xiaoliang stood up: "A very good example, a demonstration, it's poisonous, hmm."]

Suddenly, a group of fungus-like creatures appeared behind Ti Xiaoliang.

"We could take a look at these strange mushrooms."

"These things often end up scattered on the beach after they die (referring to the fallen materials). They're very flat and round; Europeans and Americans call them 'sand dollars.'"

[Ti Xiaoliang ignored the fungus beasts. He kicked the Seed-Gathering Thunder, and the next moment, the action transformed into a Level 2D character portrait. However, Tina's face was photoshopped with a man who looked like a Tibetan fox, and the words "[Ti Xiaoliang]" were written next to him.]

While attacking the mushroom beasts that attacked him, Ti Xiaoliang kept muttering incantations.

【"嚯~der~"】

"This mushroom looks like a little chick."

"Hey~ let's snatch the bamboo shoots!"

[While unleashing his elemental combat skill, he even sang a song: "Slapping hands, it's the first month of the lunar year, the old lady loves to watch the lotus lanterns, burning incense, lighting wicks, jasmine, jasmine, big red flowers, and the crabapple blossoms of Jiangxi?"]

The blue mushroom beast was shot away by Ti Xiaoliang's arrow, and tears streamed down its face.

"I'm so sad."

[Ti Xiaoliang offered his own assessment: "Uh, a dead, rotten joke suddenly attacked me."]

He put away his bow: "Can't stop you now, huh? Here's a friendly reminder: go find somewhere cool to stay."

Just then, the sky suddenly became overcast, and soon a torrential downpour began.

"It's time for everyone's favorite water monkey moment! Everything can be water monkey-themed!"

A frog jumped into the pond—"This is a dry-pot water monkey."

[A mushroom-like creature seemed to draw power from the rain, gradually growing larger until its shadow enveloped Ti Xiaoliang's entire body—"This is a mushroom water monkey; it can grow bigger and smaller, how amazing!"]

[Ti Xiaoliang drew his bow again: "Besides being big, it's nothing special."]

He unleashed an elemental burst: "So sometimes you see people online saying that fungi are closer to animals than to plants. How close? Just this close."

[“It felt like Yu Qian playing the British prince; you were bent over with your backside sticking out and your face turned to the side, and he hit you squarely in the face and buttocks.”]

[Tinari's split arrows struck the mushroom beast's face and rump, easily defeating the giant creature. However, he touched his ears in confusion, not understanding the principle behind the mushroom beast's enlargement.]

"A phenomenon that even experts cannot explain."

A distorted, multicolored light enveloped Ti Xiaoliang's vision. The next moment, he opened his eyes and sat bolt upright.

He loosened his grip, glanced at the mushroom he was clutching tightly, and realized that everything that had just happened was a dream.

"It's like my farts smell like green apples. I often encourage people to smell them, but I don't."

So Tinari picked up a pen and wrote down his experience.

[“I’ve released a new book, ‘Illustrated Guide to the Creatures of Mount Sumeru.’ Some people say they bought it but never remember to read it. That’s okay, just buy it. Everyone else is buying it like crazy.”]

[After the video ended, the screen played the original PV from Tinari and some Liangji biological identification.]

[Colette: That's me!]

Chapter 42 Identifying Popular Creatures in Sumeru (Video)

[March 7th: These two are such a good match!]

[Sino: Even their sharp tongues are the same; it really doesn't feel out of place at all.]

[Keqing: Tinari... he's the forest ranger of the Sumeru Forest, right? I've heard of him; he's a very reliable person.]

[Coley: That's right. Master Tinari often helps those who unfortunately perished in Daocheng Forest... even if those people got into trouble because of their own foolishness, Master will give them a very, very strict lecture.]

[Sumeru A: Ribbit, don't make me remember this!]

[Paimon: They used two very strict ones, and this person's reaction... I'm curious what Tinari will say.]

[Tinari: Oh? Would you like to give a wilderness survival skills workshop? You're welcome anytime.]

[Paimon: I guess I'll pass.]

[Luminous: But given Paimon's gluttonous nature, won't he really eat a poisonous mushroom?]

[Star: Red umbrella, white pole, after eating we lie down on the plank. Lie on the plank, sleep in the coffin, then bury the mountain together. Bury the mountain, cry and shout, the whole village comes to eat. Eat, there are umbrellas, the whole village lies down on the plank together. Lie on the plank, bury the mountain, everyone dries in the wind. Dries in the wind, white pole, umbrellas grow all over our bodies.]

[Paimon: Fine! I'll go listen, okay?! Do you two have to team up to scare me?!]

[Ying: Paimon is my guide. You can't be ignorant about mushrooms when traveling in the rainforest. Don't do things like mistaking poisonous mushrooms for ordinary ones, or even thinking they weren't cooked properly after being poisoned, ending up in the hospital repeatedly.]

[Paimon: Stop talking! If you keep going, I'll never eat mushrooms again!]

[Narcissus: Tinari's approach wasn't wrong. Operating in the rainforest is very dangerous, and if they aren't strictly disciplined to emphasize safety, someone will definitely lose their life due to carelessness.]

[Sino: Actually, there's no need to feel too pressured when dealing with Tinari. Anyone with a clear mind can understand Tinari's simple and easy-to-understand explanations.]

[Tinari: Wilderness survival guides are a form of knowledge, and getting people to accept that knowledge requires skill. Directly pointing out the other person's mistakes and their consequences is far more effective than simply offering dry advice.]

[Tinari: It's a pity, there are always people who never learn. I majored in botany, helping people grow brains is not my profession.]

[Aista: You and Lady Black Tower will definitely have something in common.]

[Wendy: That's a very high-EQ comment.]

[阿哈:提纳里与小亮为同一人证明——1.两位都很博学;2.都研究生物知识;3.毒舌;4.偶尔嫌弃别人脑子不行;5.没一起出现过。]

[Sambo: A perfect proof!]

The next video will also be about Tina's fan art, and like the previous video, it will be about Ryo's fan art.

[Genshin Impact: Identifying Popular Creatures in the Sumeru Rift - Video]

The video begins with a very fast-paced statement: "Let's analyze the popular Sumeru creature video."

[After a "ding" sound, Tinaly will identify the first video that appears.]

The video is titled "[Travel Log] I saw a huge chicken in Xumi, does anyone know what it's called?"

[This is a video posted by Ying. Of course, she didn't post it online under her real name; instead, she used the nickname "[Traveler in Sumeru]".]

[Ying is taking a selfie, but the focus of the video isn't her, but rather the huge chicken behind her.]

[While filming, she swallowed hard, exclaiming, "Wow, what a huge chicken! I wonder how much meat it yields."]

"Paimon, let's go, we'll have an extra meal today!"

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