[Alicia: Haha, you know what, it's actually quite possible.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Is Theresa so outraged that she can so casually say she's not even 50?]

[Theresa: Everyone on the Immortal Boat is hundreds of years old. Jingliu is over 1800, Zhongli is 6000, Fu Hua is 55000. So what if I'm not even 50? Besides, 17 is still not 50!]

[Siegfried: You, eighteen years old? Hahaha!]

[Theresa: Zi! Ge! Fei!]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Suddenly I realized that only the class president lives the longest without any strange side effects. Is it really that easy to live a long life in our world?]

[Luminous: To be honest, I thought Kiana's mission in this world was to defeat DIO.]

[Diona: ?]

[Walter Yang (Honkai Impact: Star Railway): I can already imagine what will happen in this world from beginning to end.]

Part 1: The righteous knight Kallen Kaslana perished together with Moonbeam, sealing him beneath the sea.

Part Two: Kallen's descendant, Siegfried Kaslana, launched an incredible attack that sent the Herrscher of the Void flying off Earth, rendering her unable to think.

Part 3: Kiana Kaslana and her group completely killed Luna Kindred in order to save Cecilia.

Part 4: Kiana Kaslana travels to Siberia, meets Bronya Zaychek, and defeats the villain Cocolia.

Part 5: Theresa, a descendant of the moon, becomes the head of St. Freya Academy in the Far East.

Part 6: To avenge Kallen, Otto killed Kiana and her group, and used the Imaginary Tree to restart the world.

[Tesla: Wait a minute, something suddenly seems off. Where did Cecilia get Kaslana family blood from?]

[Silver Wolf: The principle of regression; Kaslana is Shaniat.]

[Paimon: How can you just come back like that!]

[Having heard Siegfried's words, Raiden Mei and Bronya pushed open the door: "Is that so? Then... is there nothing we can do to help now...?"]

Siegfried: "Actually, there's another way: find and defeat the resurrected vampire Theresa! There's no time to lose!"

Kiana: "Wait, I haven't figured out what's going on yet!"

[Amidst an invincible background music, Siegfried begins introducing the composition of the Druids' team: "Kiana Kaslana, Stand name: Queen's Star, abilities are Event Comedian and Eating Instant Noodles! (Kiana: What's the use of these abilities?!)"]

"Siegfried Kaslana, Stand name: Judgment of Heavenly Fire, ability is to unleash a powerful attack!"

"Raiden Mei, her Stand is called the Herrscher of Food, and her ability is to cook exceptionally well!"

"Bronya Zaychek, Stand name Heavy Bunny, ability is driving a car really fast!"

The group stood side by side at their doorstep, and Siegfried, the leader, gave the first instruction: "Alright, let's go!"

Kiana: "I think I've been transported to an incredible world..."

[Luminous: I thought Raiden Mei and Bronya couldn't do anything, but I didn't expect them to awaken their Stands too.]

[Kiana: No nipple buds allowed!]

[Kiana: Speaking of which, these Stands' abilities are all so strange. It feels like only my dad's Stand is useful.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway - Welt Yang: I can already see Siegfried using his divine fire, cough, divine fire judgment to pave the way for Kiana and the others!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Kiana, she has no useless abilities, only a useless Stand user.]

[Black Tower: When used properly, any ability can produce extremely powerful effects, especially rule-based abilities. Even the strangest-looking rule-based abilities are overpowered.]

[Fireworks: The Herrscher of Food's ability is to make pots and pans fly around the kitchen.]

[Klee: That sounds really funny!]

[Jean: Klee, don't play with the cutlery.]

Kiana: What Herrscher of Food? That's the Herrscher of Thunder! I said no buds! Don't you dare talk nonsense about Mei!

[Hanabi: Where is the person who hurt Raiden Mei? Oh, it's me.]

[Aha: As long as Kurikara launches an attack, everything will be alright.]

[Raiden Mei: Ahahaha...]

A black luxury sedan screeched to a halt in front of them. Rita opened the door, and Theresa, holding an umbrella, stepped out.

Theresa: "Hmph, you think I'd let you develop slowly and then come and take me down?"

"Unlike some old-fashioned British people who need time to adjust to a new body, I'm here to wipe out all of you obstacles!"

Siegfried: "Prepare for battle!"

Everyone summoned their Stands, and Kiana was still a little confused: "Wait a minute, I'm already dizzy from this fast-paced plot..."

Theresa tossed aside her umbrella, bracing herself for battle: "Come on, you weak humans!"

Kiana: "Wait a minute, didn't Aunt Flo just throw away her umbrella?"

Theresa: "Ah."

Under the sunlight, Theresa turned to ashes.

[Raiden Mei shed tears of emotion: "Although many sad things happened, I'm so happy. It's because of everyone that this trip was so enjoyable."]

Kiana: "No, we've only just left the house..."

Siegfried: "Yes, I'm really happy, I truly feel that way."

Bronya stood behind him, wiping her eyes and nodding.

Kiana heard the jingling of her leg rings: "This world is so strange... Eh, does this even count? Never mind, let's hurry to the next world."

[Star: Heh heh, instead of staying in Egypt and waiting to die, you've come closer to me?]

[Firefly: You inherently evil brat Kaslana, I, Theresa, will personally destroy you now!]

[March 7th: Firefly, stop playing with Star! She'll only get more enthusiastic if you keep doing this!]

[Robin: This Theresa is actually incredibly strong, but overly cautious.]

[Potio: Be careful, little one! If she were really careful, she wouldn't have lost her umbrella!]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Perhaps Theresa is just getting old and has a bad memory, mistaking herself for the ultimate life form.]

[Wendy: This umbrella is a sun umbrella that can block out the sun... (throws it)]

[Sambo: Theresa is basking in the sunlight!]

[Aha: As expected of Theresa, she easily accomplished what we couldn't. It's exhilarating and truly admirable!]

[Theresa: Don't think I can't tell you're mocking me for doing something stupid that nobody else would do!]

[Kiana: This is how speedrunners feel when they see the cutscene after completing the game—it feels so out of place!]

[Walnut: The number of non-existent memories has increased!]

[Yae no Miko: I think the video producer might not have enough funds.]

[Raiden Mei: The leg ring's detection is quite intelligent.]

[Silver Wolf: Just tell me if the BOSS is dead or not.]

[Fireworks: One step is missing. This group should have encountered Himeko along the way—Himeko Murata, Stand name: Dance of Blood, ability: to gaze at you gently, without saying a word.]

[Ying: You fucking stab me, huh?!]

[The following video is titled "My blind date is Kagami-ryu?!"]

Xing looked at Jing Liu, her face slightly flushed, and said, "Rakshasa, is this the blind date you introduced me to? Weren't you saying she was mature and steady? Why is she dyeing her hair white?"

[Rakshasa chuckled dryly: "Haha, he's 1800 years old! That's called white hair and a youthful face; he must be mature and composed."]

[Kyoru: "She's clearly eighteen years and a few months old, can't she speak properly?!"]

[Star: "Goodness, still haven't found a partner after all this time?"]

[Rakshasa: "Uh...she's always been obsessed with sword practice and has never been in a relationship."]

Xing was shocked: "Practicing swordsmanship? And he's a martial arts master at that?"

[Rakshasa: "Absolutely! Ever heard of the Five Valiant Warriors of the Clouds? They're incredibly powerful!"]

[Mirror Flow added: "One punch can flatten 10 Luofu Sword Possessions."]

[Wendy: Sword practice, referring to using a sword to fight.]

[Young Master: I remember Jingliu used to be the Sword Master of Luofu, right? That means she could beat ten of her past selves with her fists, without a sword? That's an astonishing rate of progress.]

[Sambo: Don't worry, it's not as fast as some other soup master's progress.]

[Xingqiu: Jingliu has lived for so long, it's normal for his strength to have improved.]

[Jingyuan: Haha, eighteen years and a few months × eighteen years and over twenty thousand months √]

[Mirror Flow: Hmm?]

She doesn't really care about her age, but that doesn't mean she'd agree to her apprentice joking about it.

[Jing Yuan: Ahem, I just lent my screen to Yan Qing.]

[Yanqing: General?!]

[Ying: I believe in you, I am Paimon.]

[Paimon: ?]

[Star: As everyone knows, 0 means nothing, so the 0 in Jingliu's 1800 years old also means nothing, which can be removed. Therefore, Jingliu is only 18 years old! White-haired with a youthful face? A white-haired loli!]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): You can erase everything. Take this research result and join the Genius Club.]

[March 7th: Speaking of which, Xing doesn't recognize Jingliu? Haven't they met before?]

[Jingyuan: That's not impossible. Master wouldn't deliberately meet with people unrelated to him unless absolutely necessary.]

Xing was a little scared: "Uh...she's so violent, can she take care of people?"

[Rakshasa: I don't know if she can take care of people, but she's got a knack for taking care of star cores.]

Xing doubted she had heard correctly: "What?!"

[Jing Liu interjects: "Of course I'll take care of people. I practically raised the general of Luofu."]

[Xing: "But I heard... General Jingyuan's master turned into a madwoman and ran away. Could it be that you are...?"]

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