[Sino: Because Jepard escaped.]
[Star: I've decided, this is how I'm going to celebrate Mother's Day with Kaffa this year!]
[Fireworks: Happy Mom's Day!]
[Firefly: Don't go. She'll use her magic to sever your mother-daughter relationship.]
[Aha: I'm jealous.]
[Firefly: No way!]
Chapter 170 What if Bronya were the director of the Star Iron Concert? (4k)
[The following video is titled "What if Bronya were the director of the Star Iron Concert..."]
Bronya, holding her phone: "If I were to direct the Star Iron Concert..."
The first song is titled "The Fragrance of Wildflowers".
[To the tune of "Wild, wild, wildflowers smell so good?", Dr. Zhenli, wearing a plaster cast on her head, and Dr. Zhenli without the headgear, began to dance a rustic, unconventional dance.]
The second song is titled "I Can't Afford to Get Hurt".
[To the tune of "Da da da da, da da da, can't take it anymore?", Su Chang, Huo Huo, and Gui Naifen started dancing a cheesy, unconventional dance.]
[The third song, "Free and Unfettered"]
[To the tune of "Keep My Attitude?", the Five Heroes of the Clouds started dancing a cheesy, upbeat dance.]
【…】
[In a span of 7 minutes and 49 seconds, Bronya prepared a total of 20 animal-themed songs in addition to these three, including "Seeking Buddha," "Singing and Dancing," "The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style," "Poisonous Perfume," "Wild Wolf Disco," and "All About Love."]
Of course, each song is accompanied by special effects that middle-aged and elderly people love, as well as dances with different specific moves but the same cheesy and upbeat style.
[Aha: Aha, I need to sit up and see.]
[Black Tower: You might as well just give your position as the Star God of Pleasure to Bronya.]
[Fireworks: Today's Interstellar Peace News: With the one-year anniversary of Little Gray Hair boarding the train approaching, a concert celebrating the first anniversary of the Collapsed Star Railway will be held soon. This program is sponsored by Belloberg and personally directed and arranged by the High Guardian Bronya.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: Personal aesthetics are personal aesthetics, but Bronya is very clear about important matters.]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Bronya: Seele...]
[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway - Bronya: Do you guys really not like these performances?]
[Eden: Actually, some of the songs in this version are quite good, but I'm more interested in the original concert version.]
[Alishia: Haha, I'd really like to see the full version of Bronya's concert.]
[Möbius: No, you don't want to.]
[Robin: I actually saw my brother dancing while wearing sunglasses...]
[Aha: It killed a heart on the spot, right?]
[Robin: No, to be honest, I'm very happy to see a brother like this.]
[Sunday:……]
[Theresa: This leopard logo... Ancient memories suddenly flood my mind, the past is attacking me!]
[Raiden Mei: No, this won't do. I've been completely brainwashed by this stuff. My brain is now filled with images of dancing Hoshino Tetsuya characters.]
[Paimon: Luckily, we don't have anyone with such abstract aesthetics in Genshin Impact.]
[Furina: I get it! I get it! Indeed, rustic is trendy, common is elegant!]
[Fukaros: Little Paimon, the person you requested with an abstract aesthetic has arrived.]
[Paimon: No!!! Do something about her!]
[Jingyuan: The episode where the demonic spirit was least able to be suppressed.]
[Natasha: I really hope the kids watching this don't learn this.]
[Silver Wolf: I've been hard-controlled for almost 8 minutes. This is the first time I've felt the progress bar move so slowly.]
[Star: Those eight minutes were incredibly long, feeling like ten or even nine Amber Ages had passed.]
[Ying: My eyes: This is history. My brain: Insolence! I will decide what to do after I finish eating.]
[Walnut: What happens after you finish eating?]
[Ying: What an exhilarating Red Stone battle! I want more!]
[Sambo: The great god of the red stone field! ]
[Aista: This video is really too retro.]
[Fireworks: Of all these dancers, Old Sambo is still the most fitting; his dancing feels completely natural.]
[Wendy: Jing Yuanyuan and his friends are not having it!]
[Wendy: Cloud Five Warriors × Cloud Five Shakers√]
[Sino: Dancing in the Clouds√]
[Su Chang: It's rare to see Jing Liu so happy.]
[Raiden Shin: I understand, after all, it's been a long time since she's had a good time playing with Bai Heng.]
[Yae no Miko: Besides the Five Heroes of the Clouds, there's another organization that could be renamed: Star Core Hunters × Country Hunters√]
[Paimon: Blade, blink if you're under Kafka's spell.]
[Fireworks: It was all just Eriol's script.]
[Black Swan: Heh, Huang Quan actually dragged General Raiden and Raiden Mei into dancing together.]
Kiana: Mei... my Mei...
[Nasita: Hmm... Is it just my imagination? I always feel like I'm thinking of the young master when I listen to "All Is Love".]
[March 7th: I feel the same way!]
The following video is titled "When Seele Decides to Reset Her Ultimate Ability Animation -".
[Seele sat beside Fireworks and Sambo, her hands clasped to her mouth: "My name is Seele, the first noble five-star limited-edition character from the Starry Sky Railway. Right now, I'm facing a dilemma—the ultimate skill designers are all a bunch of lunatics."]
[A firework exploded like a bomb, leaping up joyfully: "Art is all about explosions, hahaha!"]
[Seele: "This is Fireworks from the Pleasure Department, responsible for business with Pinocchio."]
Sambo smiled and moved closer to Seele: "Oh my, isn't this Miss Seele? What brings you here?"
[Seele: "This is Sambo from the Pleasure Department, who's in charge of Belloberg's business."]
Seele cleared her throat, slammed her hand on the table, and stood up: "Ahem, the main reason I called you all here today is for one thing—to revise the animation of my ultimate skill!"
"As the first five-star limited character, my ultimate skill animation is somewhat outdated compared to the newer characters, so I've brought you here to rework it."
[Klee: Art is an explosion!]
[Qin: Sigh.]
She had a feeling that Claire would be trying to sneak out to fry fish again today.
[Aha: Generally speaking, people in the pleasure department are indeed a bunch of lunatics.]
[Black Tower: As the saying goes, if the upper beam is crooked, the lower beam will be crooked too. You should first think about your own problems.]
[Aha: Putting aside the facts, even if I'm 99% wrong, doesn't the Masked Fool also have 1% fault?]
[Fireworks: No, it's all the fault of the God of Fun.]
[March 7th: Why let the Pleasure Department design the ultimate move? This kind of thing should be left to Chunmei.]
[Kiana: Think about how Silver Branch says everything is beautiful... I don't think this is a good idea.]
[Sambo: Games are meant to make players laugh, and we're happy to do that!]
[Sino: Laughing and playing × Roaring and playing √]
[Paimon: Speaking of which, Seele said her ultimate's effects are a bit outdated. I remember Seele's ultimate animation used to be so flashy it looked like welding, how is that outdated?]
[Silver Wolf: Belleburg is just a small place, after all. Is it strange that it can't compare to Xianzhou and Pinocchio?]
[Firefly: Are you done? Then let's vanish together with the butterflies!]
Sambo waved his hand: "Wait, wait, Miss Seele, I have a small question. You... are the character of Belloberg, right?"
[Seele: "Yeah."]
Sambo pointed to the smiling Hanabi across the street: "And Ms. Hanabi over here is in charge of Pinocchio's business, right?"
[Fireworks: "That's right~"]
Sambo: "Shouldn't Miss Seele's ultimate move be designed solely by the person in charge of the Beloborg region—that is, me?"
Seele suddenly looked at Fireworks and asked, "Oh right, what are you here for?"
[Firework: "Oh, is that the problem? I heard that Miss Seele has been very active at Pinocchio lately, so I was thinking that since there's overlap in our work, why don't we have a pitch competition between the two?"]
Seele was stunned: "Wait a minute, I've never been to Pinocchio!"
[Hanabi pulls out a few cards: "Here, this is the latest plot summary."]
Seele looked at the photo on the card, then slammed it on the table in a fit of rage: "This is the Yellow Springs!!"
[Aha: Is this you in the photo?]
[Star: Yes, I was very thin back then.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Seele: This isn't me at all!]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Mei and Seele are both important, but they are not the same person.]
[Padoflis: I feel like the fireworks are just something to have fun with.]
[Wendy: Be confident, she's just here to have fun.]
[Hanabi: Why treat me with malice? No matter when or where, Hanabi will always respond to your expectations~]
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