[Qingque: She really did go to the competition, didn't she? Funingna escaped unscathed. I didn't expect her to have the highest luck among the five gods.]

[Star: After all, she doesn't use a gun.]

[Raiden Shin: Strange, with Kage's cooking skills, he shouldn't have made it to the finals.]

[Sambo: Who dares to eliminate her?]

[Yae no Miko: The moment I realized that Kage hadn't appeared, I knew the competition had changed—Supreme Chef Competition × Kitchen Blast Competition √]

[Tesla: As everyone knows, General Thunder will definitely not be injured in a kitchen explosion, so as long as she eliminates the other contestants with a kitchen explosion, she can rightfully win.]

[Theresa: That makes sense.]

[Paimon: Does Zhongli really know about the immortal's bedwetting as a child?]

[True Lord Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Ah, this reminds me of...]

[Gan Yu: True Lord!]

The moment Paimeng asked the question, Gan Yu was immediately alarmed. She knew that her master liked this kind of topic the most, so as soon as Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun spoke, she quickly interrupted her.

Although she didn't know what True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng was going to say, Gan Yu knew that if True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng revealed it, she would have to flee Teyvat overnight.

Gan Yu desperately hoped that someone would punish Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun.

[Paimon: So, did Zhongli know or not?]

[Zhongli: Hehe, guess?]

He suddenly felt like answering Paimon's question with "Hey!"

[Fireworks: Suddenly realized something's wrong. The judges' status is completely unequal. Do those Liyue street hustlers and Mondstadt brewers even deserve to sit at the same table as Lord Little Lucky Grass? Kick them off!]

After introducing the judges, Charlotte began introducing the contestants: "So, our first contestant is..."

[Xiangling, wearing an armband with the word "Special Skills" on it and carrying a plate of food, appears in the scene.]

Charlotte: "What?! That armband?! Could it be... Xiangling, the young master chef of Liyue?!"

Xiangling placed the plate on the table: "Golden fried rice, please give me your feedback."

Zhongli put the fried rice into his mouth with a spoon, and the next moment, he couldn't help but shed tears: "Having obtained this delicious food, I have no regrets in this life."

[March 7th: Classic fried rice with egg. Almost every food novel I read starts with fried rice with egg.]

[Star: Fried rice is easy, I can make the Great Universe Fried Rice too.]

[Wendy: Zhongli didn't even comment on the ingredients and cooking time of this fried rice right away. It seems this fried rice is truly an extraordinary delicacy.]

[Paimon: Indeed, thinking back, when I used to eat with Zhongli, even if it was a very delicious dish, he would still say a few words about it.]

[Xiangling: It seems my cooking skills still need improvement.]

[Kiana: Your cooking skills can't make people's clothes explode or put them into a hallucination; they definitely need improvement.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: You idiot Kiana, reality isn't a gourmet manga.]

[Aha: It's alright, as long as we add Honkai's "All Is Possible," we can achieve these effects.]

[Furina: Luckily, Navelette isn't a judge. If he were, it would be pouring rain right now.]

Charlotte: "It seems that Guest Elder Zhongli has a very high opinion of us. So, who is the next contestant...?"

The housekeeper of the Kamisato family brought out a bowl of porridge: "I heard that Wendy, the judge, has been so engrossed in watching the show lately that she's been suffering from hair loss, so I've specially prepared a bowl of hair-growth porridge for her!"

Wendy put a spoonful of porridge into his mouth, and the next second, his hair started growing: "My hair is growing! My hair is growing!"

[Kiana: After Little Chef, is she the next God-like Little Fortune?]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): I have a feeling Thomas is going to have some bad luck.]

[Ayato Kamisato: It's okay, I'll protect my family.]

[Fireworks: So what is the price?]

[Ayato Kamisato: Enjoy some of the special dishes I made.]

[Furina: Specialty dishes...unpleasant memories flooded back.]

[Thoma: The head of the household is safest when things are dangerous, and in times of safety, the head of the household is in danger.]

[Yae no Miko: I thought Thomas would let Wendy play the hotpot game.]

[Ying: Then he's not just going to be unlucky soon, he's going to be unlucky right now.]

Charlotte: "It seems Judge Wendy is quite satisfied. So, for the last contestant..."

[A flash of lightning, and Charlotte exclaimed in amazement: "Such powerful domineering aura, and it's still increasing wildly! Increasing dramatically! Increasing rapidly! The one who comes must be the Great Lord Inazuma, the God of Inazuma!"]

[Lei Yingdian placed a pot of eerie, bubbling, and resentful purple liquid in front of Nasita.]

Naxida hesitated, then scooped up a small amount of food from the casserole with a spoon and put it in her mouth.

The words "[Original Intensification]" appeared above her head, radiating light, and Nasita transformed from a loli into a mature woman.

Charlotte's eyes lit up: "What?! The Grass God has actually undergone a super transformation?! Could it be that this time the champion will be...?"

A phantom image detached from Nasita's body and flew into the sky.

Charlotte: "The Grass God's soul is ascending to heaven because it's so delicious!"

Wendy couldn't hold back any longer: "Are you blind? She's dying! Help!!!!"

The video ends with a freeze-frame on Lei Yingdian's upturned smile.

[Aha: Drink, you've grown up.]

[Firelight: Don't grow up! Narcida needs to be small and fragrant, no transformation allowed!]

[Star: Hahaha, here comes the chicken soup for the soul!]

[Walnut: The Grass God has been assassinated, the entire arena is now sealed off!]

[Wendy: Blocking her won't help; who can punish her?]

[Paimon: Aren't you and Zhongli here?]

[Wendy: The old man is still reveling in his golden fried rice. I'm so pitiful and weak, how could I possibly be a match for Thor?]

[Paimon: Really? I don't believe it.]

[Raiden Shin: Haha, the last contestant is indeed a Kage.]

[Yae no Miko: Kage's cooking is more lethal than I imagined.]

[Kiana: It's paraquat! She released paraquat!]

[Raiden Mei: The Time of Judgment!]

[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: ...]

Oh no, Raiden Mei's chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) has flared up again.

[Sino: General Thunder's cooking is so delicious it makes you want to die.]

[Blue Sparrow: The moment Nasida saw the Lei movie, she must have been screaming in her heart, "Don't come any closer!"]

[March 7th: Then why did she still eat it?]

[Bluebird: There are always earthly gods who dare to face General Thunder's cooking.]

[Topa: As colleagues, we can't refuse to eat; that's just how social interactions are.]

[Hu Tao: I hope Naxida contacted our funeral parlor beforehand. May she rest in peace.]

[Ying: Actually, compared to Ying's cooking, I think her jailer is the one who's truly alright.]

[Star: Wow, this is so low!]

[Funinga: That expression at the end of the video... it seems like this terrible movie was intentionally staged.]

[Aha: Let me analyze her thoughts—the plan works perfectly; after this job, Sumeru will be Inazuma's.]

[Lei Movie: I wouldn't have that thought.]

The following video is titled "Yellow Springs: The Trail Blazers are Lost Again!"

Xing walked up to Walter Yang, who was holding a cup of coffee: "Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang, another new friend is getting on the bus!"

Walter Young: "Oh? What kind of person is he?"

[Star began to describe her: "She is a mature woman with long purple hair. Her weapon is a katana, and her attacks deal lightning damage. She has a very cool draw slash."]

Walter Yang couldn't help but spit out his coffee halfway through the conversation, the image of Raiden Mei flashing into his mind: "This description... sounds a lot like someone I knew."

Chapter 158 Kiana: Alicia must be a wicked woman with a dark side! (4k)

[Xing pulled out an infographic of Rakshasa's gacha pool: "By the way, Rakshasa is coming to play too, he's getting a rerun in the new version."]

"Huh? Uncle Yang, what are you doing?"

[Walter Yang is running frantically: "Damn it, the Honkai is still chasing me!"]

[Star: "Uncle Yang—!"]

Walter Young was extremely frustrated: "Ugh, why do I see familiar faces at the very end of the Starry Sky Railway?"

"Am we on a scene from a bad anime/manga series? Is this still a scene from a bad anime/manga series?"

[Walter Yang glanced at the words "[Honkai Impact: Star Railway]" on the screen in front of him and said with a sigh of relief, "Well, it really is Honkai."]

[Alicia: Ta-da!]

[Fischl: Honkai, ever-present!]

[Fireworks: Bang bang bang, shocking facts! Do you like it?]

[Aha: New friend? Old friend!]

[Star: I really wish Rakshasa would call Uncle Yang "Alliance Leader".]

[March 7th: You're really looking for trouble, aren't you? Be careful, Uncle Yang's black hole might just crush you too.]

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