[Paimon: Sigh, is it really a good idea to make a street performer our lord?]
[Wendy: Hey, you can trust me a little more now.]
[The scene shifts, and now the five gods are sitting at a table. Wendy begins to explain the game rules to Frynn: "In a five-player game of Three Kingdoms Kill, there are usually two rebels, one loyalist, and one spy. Apart from the lord, the identities of the other four players are not revealed."]
Lei Movie added: "Then everyone chooses one of the three general cards dealt as their general."
[Nasita: "Each general has their own health points and skills. If their health points reach zero, they are eliminated."]
[Furina holds up a general's card: "Okay, I've decided! I choose him!"]
She chose Guan Yu, wielding the Green Dragon Crescent Blade.
Wendy, Zhong Li, Lei Yingdian, and Nasida exclaimed in unison, "Wow—!"
Wendy gasped, "Could this be the legendary Guan Yu, who shook the entire land of China?!"
Zhong Li's expression turned serious: "This is the legendary general who can use red cards as 'kill' cards!"
Lei Movie was shocked: "With a general like this appearing, how are we supposed to fight?"
Nasida shrugged: "There's no other way, I'll just have to choose any general."
[Furina laughed triumphantly: "Hehehehe, now you know how powerful I am, right?"]
[The four gods pull out their chosen generals: "I choose him!"]
Wendy's general is Zhu Ran, Zhongli's general is Zhou Chu, Lei Yingdian's general is Luo Tong, and Naxi Da's general is Xu Sheng.
[Funinga and Guan Yu stared at the generals in shock: "Eh?! ...
A moment later, she began to sob uncontrollably: "I'm clearly a Martial Saint! I'm clearly a Martial Saint! Why was I so brutally defeated?!"
[Ying: Hahahaha, Funinga really got crushed! I knew those guys' exaggerated reactions after seeing Guan Yu were just an act!]
[Star: Indeed, just from their tone, I can guess they'll definitely pull out the Trisolarans and beat up Funina's primitive humans.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): I understand, I've done that kind of thing before.]
Playing Stone Legends and using powerful future decks to fight bosses from past adventure modes is quite fun.
[Star: You're so shameless.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Do you have the right to talk to me like that?!]
[Fukaros: Honestly, these guys don't even know how to go easy on each other.]
[Wendy: You still don't understand. Playing games means giving it your all!]
[Star: You're right. Once I enter the game, I become a ruthless ranking slave! My only thought is ranking up!]
[March 7th: You really are heartless and ruthless.]
[Star: Esports is just that cruel!]
[Estella: Thinking about it carefully, a victory won because someone went easy on you doesn't really bring any joy.]
[Tinari: I must say, Guan Yu's roster is surprisingly weak.]
[Qingque: Hahaha, indeed, he's clearly an early-stage military commander.]
[(Honkai Impact: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Guan Yu, who was renowned throughout China, possessed the divine skill of using red cards as kills, while an unknown soldier in the corner of history could only draw 80 cards in a single round.]
[Padoflis: Guan Yu, so pitiful.]
[Silver Wolf: There's no way around it; after running a game for a long time, data inflation is inevitable.]
[Fireworks: Times have changed, sir!]
[Silver Wolf: Actually, if the mechanics are good enough, even early-game generals can definitely hold their own in the later stages.]
[Sambo: As expected of the Silver Wolf, he knows so much.]
Wendy: "Hey, famous generals don't have good skills, that's common knowledge in Three Kingdoms Kill."
"In card games, the most important thing is the ability to draw cards, so you should choose someone like Zhen Ji."
[Lei Dianying plays a general: "You're right, but when it comes to card-drawing ability, can you compare to me [Wu Lu Xun]? I can draw all the cards in my deck in one go!"]
[Naxi Da: "Drawing cards isn't everything, watch my Zhuge Liang!"]
[Zhongli: "Speaking of which, since we're all gods, we should choose a divine warrior!"]
Several powerful-looking military officer cards appeared beside him.
Wendy: "Behold me, Sun Wukong!"
[Lei Movie: "Then I'll use Nezha!"]
Naxida extends her hand: "Go, Little Khan!"
[Funinga's eyes died: "Is this still Three Kingdoms Kill, for crying out loud...?"]
[Fu Hua: Huh?]
[Raiden Mei: The game they're playing is called Three Kingdoms Kill, right? The people appearing later on aren't historical figures at all!]
[Raiden Mei: And although Venti said the famous generals' skills are bad, the generals they released later weren't nobodys!]
[Kiana: Oh no, Mei's become the tsukkomi (straight man)!]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): This isn't Mei's fault, it's the video's fault.]
[Gold Sand: In any case, the famous military commanders are ultimately more popular, so game companies will naturally keep bringing them out to make money.]
[Su Chang: I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I feel like I can't understand what the skills of these generals in the video mean.]
[Paimon: Actually, I also... Let me make it clear beforehand, I'm not an idiot!]
[Ying: Only an idiot would insist they're not an idiot.]
[Zhongli: From a generally rational perspective, this long paragraph is more like a short essay than a skill description.]
[Silver Wolf: Hahaha, I get it.]
[Sino: Will the Seven Sages Summoning develop into something like this later on?]
After some playful antics, Zhongli offered a serious suggestion: "Let's just stick with the standard pack."
The other four gods naturally wouldn't refuse, and a new game began. Wendy, Zhongli, Lei Yingdian, Nasita, and Funingna chose Guo Jia, Liu Bei, Xiao Qiao, Zhuge Liang, and Ma Chao respectively, with Funingna as the ruler.
[Funinga points at Zhongli: "I'll kill you!"]
Zhongli pointed to his equipment area: "You can't kill me, I have a +1 horse."
[Furina was stunned: "Huh? Then how did you kill me just now?"]
Zhongli: "I have -1 horse, so the distance is manageable."
[Silver Wolf: These people seem to be playing a classic version of World of Warcraft.]
[Yae no Miko: Haha, after all, they are thousands of years old, it makes perfect sense.]
[Ying: Dissent Ali, Nasida is only 500 years old!]
[Paimon: I think 500 years old is quite a lot.]
[Kiana: Wait, this isn't right! Doesn't Ma Chao have the "Horse Riding" skill? And isn't Xiao Qiao supposed to be a wind spirit?]
[Star: You know so much!]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): As everyone knows, the specific effects of her skills during face-to-face combat are determined by the commentators' explanations.]
[Colette: It's like bullying a newbie.]
[Wendy: That's part of the tactic too!]
[Furina was lost in thought: "Huh? Why can one person ride two horses? Is that how it's done in battle?"]
In her imagination, two horses galloped side by side, Zhongli's feet resting on their backs: "As steadfast as a rock."
[Furina: "Something doesn't feel right..."]
Wendy raises a finger: "No, no, that's not how it should feel! It should feel like this!"
In his imagination, one horse pulls another like a carriage, with Zhongli riding behind: "Even chance encounters possess elegance."
Wendy: "It feels like a horse-drawn carriage, it adds power."
[Lei Movie: "What's the point of having that horse in front like that? Since there are two horses, it should look like this."]
In her fantasy, Zhongli was riding one horse, while the other was carried on his back: "So you can see my embarrassing side."
[Lei Movie: "Now we have two horses."]
[Nasita: "That's too impractical, it's completely unrealistic. It should be like this."]
In her fantasy, the two horses, through the magic card "Fusion," transformed into a two-headed horse.
[Nasita: "Yes, that's right now."]
Everyone started complaining: "This is the most unrealistic thing ever!!"
[Aha: As expected of the god of wisdom, that makes perfect sense!]
[Ying: Haha, wisdom is the enemy of the god of wisdom.]
[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Narcida is, after all, a newly born god, and even her appearance is still that of a child, so it's normal for her to have a rich imagination.]
[Huang Quan: I think the other gods are just as imaginative, especially that ridiculous movie that makes me look so much like them.]
[Yae no Miko: Haha, after all, Kage has always stayed in the Pure Land of One Heart and hasn't had much contact with the outside world.]
[The Lawgiver of Knowledge: I think this is no longer a question of how much contact one has with the outside world.]
[Sino: I much prefer Lord Little Lucky Grass's idea to horses and horses riding horses.]
[Tinari: You just like that spell card, Fusion, don't you...]
[Kaiya: Actually, it's quite normal for a general to have multiple horses—horses don't have much stamina, so cavalrymen need to have multiple horses to switch between.]
[March 7th: When defending, ride +1 horse; when attacking, ride -1 horse.]
[Star: Are you really a genius?]
[March 7th: What are you saying? Do you think I'm stupid?]
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