Kiana's eyes lit up: "Then give me a movie version of this episode!"

"No problem, a piece of cake..." The Sand's Protector Demon God was stunned. "Huh? The movie?!"

"How could that be possible?! Even if we turned on each other and started fighting right now, I couldn't possibly last that long!"

Kiana: "But aren't you an omniscient, omnipotent, and eternal god, the Demon God of Sand Protection? You can't even do this, yet you have the nerve to show your face in public."

The Demon God of Sand's Protection was enraged: "Can't you make a more normal wish?! This is a desert! Why don't you wish for an endless supply of delicious food, or have some foresight and wish for mountains of gold and silver to use?"

Kiana fell into deep thought: "Let me think... Oh right, the toilet in the dorm got clogged this morning! Could you unclog it?"

The Demon God of Sand's Protection grew even angrier: "I am the supreme Demon God, and you actually want me to unclog toilets? Change your wish!"

Kiana: "Then I still want the movie version."

[The Demon God Protector of the Sands: "You're looking for trouble, aren't you! You'll see! Shameless!"]

Kiana: "If you could give me a movie version, I'd definitely say yes! Are you kidding me?"

[March 7th: I have a feeling Kiana is about to pull out her sword and stab me any second]

[Star: Damn it, I can't even have my wish granted. Miracles and magic don't exist anymore...]

[Sino: Theatrical Version × Extra Long Version √]

[Aha: Someone fix the wall! The fourth wall is broken!]

[Zhong Li: Generally speaking, rationally speaking, it does require far too much time and effort to create a theatrical version video.]

[Wendy: Haha, classic story: you can make a wish, but you can't actually do anything.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): I think this is Kiana's problem. Who prays to a god for a movie or an unclogging toilet?]

[Sambo: Despite hardships, his determination to dredge the canal remained unchanged!]

[Hu Tao: Sir, your writing is excellent!]

[Padoflis: Why not just wish for the Delicious virus to disappear?]

[Yae no Miko: Clearly, even the power of a demon god has its limits.]

[Paimon: Wait, didn't he say he was omniscient and omnipotent? Could it be that the endless food he mentioned in the video was also a lie? Damn it, how dare he lie to me!]

[Heizo Kanoin: Don't believe everything you hear.]

[Black Tower: Something involving infinity isn't something you can easily create.]

The Sands' Protector Demon God extends his hand towards Kiana: "You dare question me? I'll use all my magic right now to remove your combat suit!"

[The light shone brightly, but Kiana remained unchanged.]

The Demon God of Sand's Protection was stunned: "How is this possible? I used all my writing skills, and it still didn't work!"

Kiana laughed triumphantly: "Hahaha, didn't expect that, did you? Before I came, the planner informed me that there was a pervert among the writers, so... I wore two layers of clothing!"

[The Demon God of Sand's Protection (orz) knelt on the ground: "Damn it, I went to such lengths for ratings! I've let everyone down!"]

[Paimon: What?! He actually predicted Sapien's move!]

[Black Tower: Even the power of the planners and writers has appeared... I have absolutely no idea how to even begin to criticize this...]

[Star: No, why doesn't this Sand Demon just hold on a little longer and use it one more time?]

[Aha: Even if we use it again, it won't work. No matter what, the power of a screenwriter can't overcome the power of censorship.]

[Fireworks: The River Crab God is watching you; its power is beyond your imagination.]

Suddenly, Delilah's voice came from the bushes nearby. Kiana looked at them as if facing a formidable enemy: "What? Delilah actually chased us all the way here!"

The Sand's Protector Demon glanced at the group of silly girls: "You mean these aunties? They're just here to do square dancing!"

Kiana: "Huh? What did you say? They've been here the whole time?"

The Demon God of Sand's Protection spread his hands helplessly: "Yeah, we've been together for thousands of years. They were quite difficult to deal with at first, but as soon as I start playing music, they get so hyped they can't stop!"

He pointed to the speaker next to Kiana's feet: "That speaker, see it? Now, turn it on!"

Kiana pressed the button, and all the Dolphins started swaying together.

The moment Delilah started dancing, Kiana's leg ring jingled in her pocket. She exclaimed in disbelief, "Huh!? It's done already?"

[The Demon God Protector of Sand: "However, its weaknesses are also quite obvious..."]

He threw off his cloak, transformed into a regular Homura, and jumped up with the Delilahs.

Kiana: "Why are you dancing too?! Sigh, this world is hopeless."

She put on her headphones, drowning out the sound from the speakers with music, and took the opportunity to leave this world.

[Bluebird: Mount Sumeru is empty and desolate; the grass god dwells among mortals.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway] Welt Yang: This Houmu actually calls these silly Deli aunties...

In the future, Kiana will no longer call Theresa "Auntie," but rather "Headmistress."

[Fireworks: This Sands' Protector Demon actually stole the center position from these silly girls!]

[Ye Lan: There's nothing I can do; the speakers that play the music all belong to him.]

[Theresa: Is this the time to worry about this?! This Sapi Demon says he's lived with these idiots for thousands of years, could this be a future timeline? Did Kiana fail to save the world?]

[Rita: Perhaps something went wrong somewhere.]

[Aha: Too bad, I thought these idiots were going to start a gangster riot. And with so many idiots here, Rita and Otto weren't even attracted.]

[Black Tower: This speaker can affect everyone around it; it can already be called a marvel.]

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: Luckily, Kiana carried headphones with her, which helped to block out the sound effects.]

After leaving the Wasteland of the Past, Kiana arrived at a somewhat dark and dilapidated subway station.

She clutched her aching head: "Where am I? How many times have I traveled through timelines?"

"Where exactly in this major event is this? What... should I do?"

Kiana looked around—although the subway station was dimly lit, she still felt the darkness gradually approaching her, as if it would swallow her up at any moment.

[Kiana: ?]

[Kiana: Something feels off about this art style.]

[Sambo: Sanity, my sanity is dropping like crazy!]

[Star: It looks so hopeless, like a Hades mixed in with a bunch of grass gods.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Kiana, who was originally a bit silly, has become smarter.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Star Railway) Welt Yang: Kiana isn't stupid; she just chose to give up thinking after seeing Mei, but now, she's all alone here.]

[Fireworks: Finally, I feel like I'm about to save the world.]

[Fu Xuan: Kiana is starting to get headaches from repeatedly using the leg ring to travel through timelines, and she seems to be experiencing memory confusion as well. This is not a good sign.]

[Luminous: Trust Kiana, just trust her!]

[Alicia: Cute girls can do anything?]

Kiana: "It seems I can only move forward cautiously."

[As Kiana explored the subway station, the lights briefly turned red, and then two standees of the character Dolores appeared in her line of sight.]

Kiana, initially startled, quickly calmed herself: "What... what is this? It was scary to suddenly appear like this, but at least it's just a standee. Let's keep going."

As Kiana moved forward, the subway station lights turned a dangerous red again, and more standees appeared in a row around her, their eyes flashing red as they stared intently at her.

Kiana quickly hid in a corner: "What, what kind of terrifying development is this?! Hey! What's going on at this train station?! God! Heavens above! Aunt Flo! For the first time, I feel so close to you being normal!!!"

[Su Chang: Ah! You startled me!]

[Gui Naifen: Hehe, this time Changchang didn't lie down immediately, that's a big improvement!]

[Yae no Miko: "Regarding the Herrscher being frightened by the standee."]

[Kiana: But it's really terrifying! The atmosphere was already so oppressive, and then these things suddenly appear—even a Herrscher couldn't handle it!]

[Herrscher of the Void: ...]

She was indeed startled for a moment, but only for a moment.

[Honkai Impact 3rd Himeko: This is the first time I've ever found Theresa so terrifying.]

[Rita: I actually think Theresa is quite nice like this.]

[Silver Wolf: I hate face-jump kills.]

[Star: It's a pity, if only Kiana had the power of the Sand Demon God right now.]

[March 7th: This feels more like the laboratory of some evil scientist, like Dr. Möbius, than a subway station.]

[Alicia: Haha, this style does look a bit like it.]

[Möbius: Hey, don't just pin the blame on me. Maybe it was Thousand Calamities who did it.]

[Qian Jie: Huh?]

[Padofelis: No, this is just too outrageous. If it were Jie, this subway station should be filled with flames and signs of battle.]

[Aha: Actually, this is the station for the Star Train.]

[Pam: Don't talk nonsense, Pam!]

[Music suddenly started playing from the vending machine next to Kiana.]

Kiana, drawn by the commotion, walked over to the vending machine: "Huh... what is this? But I don't have any coins left."

She reached into her pocket and found a coin with Derek's image on it.

Kiana didn't think too much about it and simply tossed the coin into the coin slot.

Rita's projection appeared to the side: "If I am fortunate enough to speak with you, then things have clearly reached a rather dire point."

"If the pathogens on this train are not successfully eradicated, then Delilah's virus will spread to even more distant places along with this train."

Kiana broke out in a cold sweat: "Miss Rita's projection? What... what is going on? So this is also a crucial singularity! If I can successfully stop it..."

Rita: "This space is no longer the underground train station we humans generally know. Twisted, mutated, and illusory creations exist everywhere."

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