[Star: The score of the game "Three Gods Fight the Landlord" on the plains.]

[Aha: You can go take the postgraduate entrance exam now, kid.]

[Furina: Haha... If it were the old me joining this game...]

[Tinari: Could this video have been filmed by Little Lucky Grass King?]

[Luminous: Don't worry about that. They're definitely inside my Dust Jar. I hope they don't fight. If they fight, Teyvat will be destroyed, and my Dust Jar will be destroyed even more!]

[Hu Tao: It's okay. If that really happens, Zhong Li will definitely compensate you with something even better.]

[Ying: Now that you mention it, it's really true! Let's fight! Let's fight!]

[March 7th: Wow, this guy's expression changed so suddenly.]

[Paimon: These guys are actually playing Dou Dizhu (a popular Chinese card game) instead of doing their jobs. The serious atmosphere at the beginning of the video made me forget the title.]

[Tvalin: Let's get down to business, Barbatos!]

[Wendy: This is a game of the gods, so let's get down to business.]

[Navia: Hmm...it doesn't seem wrong.]

[Paimon: This isn't even relevant! And the street performer even said others used their powers to steal the landlord's property, but wasn't he the first to use his powers? He didn't even steal it!]

[Ying: Hello everyone, my name is Landlord, and I am General!]

[Sambo: Oh well, what can I do? He opened champagne at halftime; that's a huge no-no.]

[Fireworks: There will always be a wind god on earth, daring to face the might of thunder.]

[Raiden Mei: Gale, heed my command!]

[Raiden Mei: Ah, sorry, I don't know why, but I suddenly felt like saying that.]

[Wendy: Hehe, it's okay, I like that line.]

[Fischl: Hmm, it's also worth adding to the collection of the Night's Sanctuary.]

[Oz: Miss means she likes it too.]

[Fischl: Oz!]

The three picked up their cards and shouted the word in unison: "Duel!"

They glanced at the cards: "Wow... a perfect hand! *whoosh*"

Wendy began to think: "Hmm, Old Zhong and I are both farmers; what we need to fight against is the shadow of the landlords."

Zhongli was also thinking: "Then let the little girl from the Raiden family show us the skills we learned from the Travelers!"

A flash of lightning illuminated the scene, and the two gods, plotting their scheme, began to let out wicked laughter.

Wendy pointed out the window: "Hey, look, there are a bunch of colorful dumplings hanging on the tree!"

[Lei's eyes immediately lit up and he turned around. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Wendy quickly got up and exchanged cards with Zhongli.]

[Not noticing Tuanzi's absurdity, Lei turned back. Wendy had already returned to her seat, and Zhongli suddenly pointed out the window: "Ah, Traveler, why aren't you wearing any clothes?!"]

[Lei's eyes lit up again as he turned around. Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhong Li quickly got up and exchanged the cards he hadn't finished exchanging with Wendy.]

[The Traveler's Thunder movie didn't turn around; by then, Wendy and Zhongli had finished exchanging cards.]

They looked at the cards in their hands and grinned maliciously: "Hehehe, now that's a perfect hand!"

[Aha! Never before has there been such a wonderful start! All three gods have a bright future!]

[Star: Hahaha, Traveler, what did you teach them?!]

[Sino: He's less a traveler and more a condemned one; cheating while playing cards is an unforgivable crime!]

[Qingque: That's right, that's right, how can you cheat at cards?]

[Tinari: Seno takes poker very seriously, Traveler, good luck.]

[Ying: Hmph, those ridiculous ideas like "you can't cheat at cards" and "competitions should be fair and square"... they're as pointless as rat droppings in a toilet, and they're going to kill you!!]

[Ying: Hahahaha, I, the traveler, don't have those kinds of thoughts. I only have one simple and singular belief, and that's it! — "Victory, then domination!" Only this, only this, can give me satisfaction! As for the process and methods, those are unimportant!!!]

[Kosmo: ...Handsome.]

[Paimon: No, it's just a game of cards, it's not like it could kill you.]

[Padoflis: I'm saying, aren't Zhongli and Wendy's teamwork a little too perfect? ​​It feels like they're using in-game voice chat.]

[Fukaros: After all, he is one of only two surviving original gods.]

[Hu Tao: Haha, you actually cheated! God of Contracts.]

[Kaiya: Warfare is based on deception.]

[Qingque: Rather than two gods, they're more like two old fools. Lei's movies simply can't compete with them.]

[Fu Xuan: It's alright, she still has Wu Xiang's slash left. Wendy and Zhongli are in the wrong because of cheating, they definitely won't dare to resist this slash.]

[Kiana: I'm a little curious, is Thor in your world really that easy to fool?]

[Yae no Miko: Do ​​you think it's that easy to fall for a trick at a movie screening? Yes, she can.]

[Star: Having the traveler wear the tricolor dumplings will definitely extend the control period.]

[Ying: I've learned it, I'll go try it out now.]

[Star: Don't go, she might stab you without warning.]

[Ayaka Kamisato: ...Why would the Shogun be attracted to a traveler who isn't wearing clothes?]

[Aha: Did you forget? In the video in chapter 111, she even labeled the traveler "the father of my child."]

[March 7th: Can you please stop saying such strange things so casually!]

Lei Films plays its first card: "3!"

Wendy plays four 4s: "Bomb!"

[The ridiculous movie couldn't hold back anymore: "They're going to blow up the movie just because they released a 3?!"]

Wendy put on sunglasses, crossed her legs, and sat arrogantly on the sofa: "I'm carrying bombs. Art is explosion!"

Klee and an Akatsuki ninja formed hand seals beside him.

Lei Movie continues to play his card: "A pair of 5s."

Wendy: "Bomb!"

[Lei Movie: "J"]

Wendy: "Bomb!"

[Lei, unable to bear it any longer, pointed at Wendy and yelled, "Damn it, hit her!"]

Soldiers from the Skylord's Order appeared behind her, setting up machine guns and firing at Wendy.

Wendy, not to be outdone, piloted the plane, abandoning the King and the Little King: "Fatty, little boy."

[Lei was stunned by this bombshell. Wendy picked up the instructor's teacup and started putting pressure on her: "Auntie, Auntie's got you a cappuccino. Auntie, hurry up, don't dawdle!"]

[Lei Yingdong delivered a knee strike directly to Wendy's face: "Aaaaaah! You bastard, are you playing cards?!"]

Zhong Li stopped Lei Yingdian, who was about to continue attacking, saying, "It's not that bad, it's not that bad."

Wendy: "Hey."

[Aha: I summon my fist in an attack stance!]

[Wendy: I ​​disagree! How can you directly attack a player while playing cards?]

[Kujo Sara: The Shogun must have had a deeper meaning in doing this.]

[Qingque: Didn't Lei Movie take action because you guys cheated first?]

[Silver Wolf: That's true, and none of you were willing to pretend. You played three bombs against one card, and then just went straight for the royal flush... Who would just pull out Flash after getting hit by an attack?!]

[Wendy: Then why are you only hitting me and not Zhongli?]

[Silver Wolf: Because you're more arrogant than him.]

[Klee: Hmm, art is explosion? So Klee's an artist? Yay!]

[Lisa: Little Klee, don't play with your bouncy bombs carelessly, or even I don't know what Jean might do.]

[March 7th: You're supposed to be the god of wind, yet you cheat at cards and corrupt kids. Get your act together, Barbatos!]

[Kiana: I mean, bombs aside, how did such modern machine guns and planes end up in Teyvat?]

[Wendy: This plane is much faster than the Waring.]

[Tvalin: ?]

[Tvalin: You can forget about flying on my back from now on!]

[Wendy: Wrong, wrong!]

[Tesla: If Leosley can build a flying ship, I don't think it's surprising that Teyvat has airplanes.]

[Fire: Wait, I just realized Wendy calls Shadow "Auntie," does that mean Shadow is older than Wendy?]

[Wendy: Hey.]

[Yae no Miko: Heh, is that really true or not?]

[Nasita: You shouldn't ask a girl's age so casually.]

[Theresa: Exactly!]

The game quickly resumed. Lei Yingdian looked at his cards and said, "This time, I definitely won't let them cheat. Keep a close eye on them!"

Wendy glanced at the Blue-Eyes White Dragon in her hand: "Hey, even if you're watching closely, how could you possibly spot this thing?"

"I've already won. I've won by far too much!"

[Ray continued shooting, drawing a 3. Wendy, without a word, pulled out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon.]

Lei Movie stared dumbfounded at the dragon roaring at him: "Huh?"

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