[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): ?]

[Star: How did you guys know I just got two yellow cards in a 10-pull?]

[March 7th: Who asked you?]

[Paimon: I thought the Traveler would be thinking about his brother, or how to get close to a pretty girl.]

[Estella: In a way, the Traveler's goal in pulling gacha pulls was to get close to Narcida, but they just didn't succeed.]

[Ying: Damn it! This world is so unfair! Someone like Xing can get two yellow cards in ten pulls, but I only got the pity pull.]

[Ying: Wait, no, I don't have a phone, so I don't need to draw cards!]

[Wendy: Congratulations, you've found the blind spot.]

[Fireworks: But isn't it even more pathetic if you can't even play games?]

[fluorescent:……]

She broke down. Why is there no cell phone or internet in Teyvat?

Finally, Nasita placed her hands on Paimon, who was sleeping.

Paimon, his body bulging with muscles, slowly turned around and pointed at Nasita with his index finger: "Little Lucky Grass King—you rascal, you were spying on me, weren't you!"

Nasita's pupils contracted: "What, what is this?! Could it be...?!"

Paimon began chanting the secret incantation: "I'll say it one last time, time is about to speed up, get down."

"The Spiral Abyss, Buyer, the Great Tree King, Forbidden Knowledge, Narcida, the False Starry Sky, Teyvat, Kanria, Heavenly Principle, the Advent Ones, Inteward... That's all for now..."

[Paimon, moving at high speed, appeared behind Narcida: "Made in Heaven!!"]

[Bluebird: So that line in the title was actually said by Paimon.]

[Sambo: Not Paimon, it's Paimeng!]

[Kiana: The art style really takes a sudden turn here at the end. Even the adorable Narcissus has grown Araki lines! Namo Sanji, how merciless!]

[Aha: After peeking into Paimon's mind, Narcida was forever haunted by one sentence—"I think, as the goddess of wisdom, you should know how to remain silent."]

[Luminous: Paimon does have a secret, but she's my best friend, so there's nothing to doubt.]

Even pink-haired characters aren't all pink-haired but black-haired, let alone Paimon, who is white-haired, not pink-haired.

Everyone was hinting at her to be careful of Paimon, to the point that she herself was confused. In the end, she realized that only Paimon cared about her the most, and that the scenario of her letting Paimon down would not happen to her.

[Paimon: Of course, I'll always be the traveler's best companion!]

[Alicia: Maybe Narcida just saw Paimon secretly spend all the Traveler's Mora.]

[Ying: Hmm... Now that you mention it, I did lose a bit of Mora recently.]

[Paimon: Uh, this... A while ago, when I was flying around the streets, I was hungry and smelled the aroma of Fisherman's Toast, and I just couldn't resist...]

[Paimon: Hey~]

[Hanabi: Oh no, this Paimon has contracted Barbatos syndrome! Let's eat him!]

[Paimon: Paimon is not emergency food.]

[Otto: Emergency rations, hmm, maybe that nickname will come true... for example, when the Traveler is just one step away from victory in the final boss battle, she has no choice but to absorb Paimon, turning her best friend into power.]

[fluorescent:?]

This is not the future she wants.

[Star: I have a question. Who is the Great Tree King mentioned in Paimon's whisper in the video?]

[fluorescent:……]

She suddenly felt a strange pain in her heart.

[Seno: She is the first grass god among the seven ruling gods of the mortal world, and the primordial god of wisdom in Mount Sumeru.]

[Alicia: Sounds like a very gentle god.]

[Raiden Mei: Since it's the first generation, that means...]

[Kavi: Yes, the Great Tree King has passed away.]

[March 7th: I have a feeling that the gods couldn't have died so simply; perhaps the traveler will see her again in the future.]

[Fireworks: The Prophet is on fire!]

[Congratulations to Paimon for winning a food-themed tablecloth.]

[Ying: The video's main character is clearly Narcida, but Paimon is the one who gets the reward.]

[Paimon: What's wrong with that? All I have to do is say the name of the food I want, and this tablecloth will conjure up food! With this, I can eat whatever I want, anytime, anywhere!]

[Ying: Indeed, thinking about it carefully, this way I can save 30 Mora every month, that's great!]

[Charlotte: Every time I see this number, I want to complain. Many people don't earn that many Mora in a month. Paimon can eat so much! How does such a small body fit so much food in his mouth?]

[Otto: Perhaps it's because Paimon is very weak right now and needs to get energy from food, which is why he's eating so much.]

The following video is titled "Bro, Give Me Your Milk Tea".

[Ayaka Kamisato entered the Kamisato residence.]

[15 June 04:04 PM]

[Ayato Kamisato, seemingly oblivious to Ayaka Kamisato's arrival, sat on a white plastic chair, his back to Ayaka Kamisato, drinking milk tea.]

[Ayaka Kamisato: "Hey bro, your days of staying home and drinking bubble tea every day are over."]

She held out her hand: "Give me the milk tea."

"If you want it," Ayato Kamisato said, taking a gulp of her milk tea mid-sentence, "you'll have to come and get it yourself."

After saying that, he stood up from his chair while drinking his milk tea.

A cloud of black ash drifted from the chair, but the plastic chair remained completely undamaged.

[Ayato Kamisato looked at his younger sister: "You already knew these rules."]

A greatsword appeared out of thin air in Ayaka Kamisato's hand: "I knew you'd say that."

A series of unintelligible drumbeats sounded.

[Ayato Kamisato sipped his milk tea again: "How many times have we fought?"]

[The meaningless drumbeats sound again.]

Ayaka Kamisato chuckled softly, "Hard to say, it seems like we've been playing this since we were kids."

"It's time to put an end to this, brother. Let's end it all."

[Ayato Kamisato looked at his sister, gave her a thumbs-up, and drew his sword.]

【"I am the storm that is approaching?"】

【"Provoking black clouds in isolation?"】

The two began to fight.

[Hanabi: Welcome to "The Kamisato Clan: Civil War," a precious early video recording of the power struggles within the Kamisato family.]

[Star: I feel like Ayato Kamisato is full of boulders.]

[Paimon: I don't even know where to begin complaining. They're fighting over a cup of milk tea? What's wrong with these two?]

[Paimon: Even I wouldn't fight someone over a cup of milk tea... right?]

[Kiana: That last word and the question mark make your statement very unconvincing.]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): If it were the idiot Kiana, she would definitely choose to take action in this situation to steal Mei's cooking.]

[Kiana: Of course! It was Mei's cooking! If I eat it, I'll have the strength of a hundred people!]

[Raiden Mei: Sigh, Kiana, I'll make it for you whenever you want. It hurts me if you get hurt in a battle like this.]

[Kiana: Yay! Mei, you're the best!]

[Ayato Kamisato: Heh, my sister would never do something like that in the video.]

[Ayato Kamisato: But Ayato, not wanting me to bear the burden of the Kamisato family's responsibilities alone, persisted in fighting me day after day until victory.]

[Ayato Kamisato: I remember it was on the day she won that Princess Shirasagi of Inazuma was born.]

[Ayaka Kamisato: Brother...]

[Sino: What genuine family affection! This is true brotherly love and sisterly respect.]

[Araki Ichito: Seriously, what the heck is that chair Ayato-kun is sitting in?]

[Arataki Ichito: This chair looks so cheap, it's completely unbecoming of Ayato-nii's status. As my brother, Ayato-nii, he should be sitting in a much more imposing chair!]

[Sambo: Looks like you still don't understand. This plastic chair gives this video its soul.]

[Araki Ichito: Is that so? Hahahaha, how could I, Araki, the world's number one fighter, not understand this? I was just testing you!]

[Kuki Shinobu: Sigh, let's just say that's how it is.]

[Thoma: I'm more curious why it didn't turn to ash and disappear? Did the patriarch use elemental power to protect this chair?]

[Sambo: Because plastic is difficult to degrade.]

[Star: Hahaha, that makes sense.]

[Jingyuan: On the surface, this looks like an ordinary plastic chair, but it's actually covered with a material made of strong interaction forces.]

[Black Tower: Is this kind of technology only used to make a chair? It seems the chair manufacturer has some serious problem.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd: Starry Sky Railway) Seele: I'm more curious why Ayato Kamisato never forgets to drink milk tea even while fighting and talking. Is milk tea really that good?]

[Fu Xuan: The milk tea is indeed very delicious.]

[Ayato Kamisato: Novel things can bring a sense of novelty to a mundane daily life.]

[Kaiya: Is it really okay to say such incorrect things in the eternal kingdom?]

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