"Brother Ian, answer me quickly!"
"Don't you want to live happily ever after with Selene?"
"Selene's palace has prepared a harem of 300,000 beauties for Brother Ian!"
Just as Ian was pondering, Selene blinked her foxy eyes, appearing delicate and fragile. Her voice, like the bright moon in the sky, evoked a sense of awe and reverence in others, but for Ian, it only made his lower abdomen swell and his desire burn.
"Three hundred thousand people?"
"Are you kidding..."
Before Ian could speak, all the perverts present were dumbfounded.
What does it mean to have 300,000 concubines in the imperial harem?
The Kingdom of Fiore only has 17 million people, which is equivalent to one-sixtieth of the population. They've all been captured and taken to the harem. Is this still a harem? It's just a town, okay?!
The population of Magnolia is only three or four hundred thousand.
"I'm not kidding~"
"For my brother Ian, I conquered the whole world!"
Selene's smile was innocent, but her words sent chills down the spines of everyone present.
"Conquered the whole world?"
Is there a difference between this world and the world we understand?
The people seemed unable to understand whether this so-called "whole world" was different from the world they understood.
After all, in the town of Magnolia, 80 percent of the people have never left the town, and 99 percent have never been to the capital of the Kingdom of Fiore…
Almost 100% of them have never left the Kingdom of Fiore, let alone left the continent of Ishgar to travel to other continents.
And Selene's every word is a world unto itself?!
"There's no difference~"
"It's a world called Elentia, almost exactly the same as the world you're in, the world called Esland~"
Selene's smile remained charming, but her words were incredibly cruel, giving one the feeling of being naked and standing in the freezing cold of minus ten degrees Celsius.
"Forehead……"
In an instant, everyone in the Fairy Tail guild hall fell silent.
Many people then realized that this woman, who could instantly kill Gildarts, the strongest member of the guild, in a single encounter, and who was also vying for the same man, was someone whose strength was so incredible that it left everyone present bewildered.
To them, whether it was Irene or Selene, they were no different from gods. This is the main reason why Selene was called a god by countless people in the northern continent of Giltina.
Simple mages or dragons can no longer adequately describe the power they possess.
"calm."
"We can't fall for that vixen's tricks again."
"This is not a simulation, nor is it a dream; it is reality."
After a brief, increasingly hazy look, Ian's eyes cleared immediately. He gritted his teeth and forced himself to calm down, silently warning himself that he must not make the same mistake again, especially not in front of Eileen.
“Ian, just answer her and tell her to give up on that idea.”
Just as Ian was sweating profusely and gritting his teeth against Selene's allure, Eileen, who had been standing behind him, tightly grasped his hand, and in an instant, the burning desire that had been driving Ian away receded like a tide.
"call……"
Ian finally breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at Eileen beside him and replied with a firm gaze, "Okay! Then I'll make things clear right here today."
"If we're talking about beauty, Selene is undoubtedly a beauty."
Ian told Eileen to calm down and trust his eyes, then looked at Selene on the stage and praised her, "Selene's beauty is like the moon in the water, a flower in the mirror, unbelievably beautiful, so beautiful that one can't take their eyes off her! Just like the bright moon in the sky, one should find a few close friends on the day of the full moon to drink and sing praises to her beauty! Even a fleeting glance is enough to stir one's heart."
"If I were the final judge of this Fairy Tail beauty pageant, I would declare without hesitation that Selene is the undisputed champion of this year's pageant, and the most beautiful champion in the history of the pageant, without exception! She truly deserves the title of goddess of beauty."
After Ian finished speaking, he looked at Selene with deep affection.
Ian's affectionate gaze is undeniably reminiscent of Tony Leung's...
In Carina Lau's words, this gaze is so affectionate, even when looking at 'shit'.
"It's not that pretty..."
Selene's pretty face flushed red. Having lived for four hundred years and being a born dragon, she should have been incredibly insightful. But at this moment, she was like an unmarried girl who had met her soulmate, her heart fluttering.
"Eileen, are you convinced now?"
After calming herself down, Selene regained her usual confidence and pride. She looked at Eileen beside Ian with the flamboyant grace of a peacock spreading its tail feathers, her eyes full of provocation.
"As for Eileen..."
"Eileen was born a crimson celestial maiden, like a blooming fiery red rose."
At this point, Ian paused slightly, and when he had nothing more to say, he directly quoted a passage from Cao Zhi's "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River".
"Graceful as a startled swan, lithe as a swimming dragon. Radiant as autumn chrysanthemums, flourishing as spring pines. Faintly like light clouds veiling the moon, drifting like swirling snow in a flowing wind. Viewed from afar, it shines like the rising sun at dawn; observed up close, it glows like a lotus emerging from clear water."
After Ian finished speaking, he took Eileen's hand.
And then, that was all...
As for who is more beautiful, Irene or Selene?!
This is a question that should never be answered directly.
After Ian finished speaking, it took a long time for everyone present to come to their senses.
Because the world of Fairy Tail is a world view of multicultural integration, which includes word magic, involving ancient scripts, English, Japanese, Greek letters, and Chinese characters!
Therefore, the mages present, and even the ordinary people, could understand just how astonishing the short, less than sixty-character Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River that Ian had just recited truly was.
"No wonder Ian was able to marry such a beautiful wife."
"I'm truly convinced..."
The first to be completely convinced were the top perverts of Fairy Tail, led by Wakaba and Macao. They were self-aware enough to know that they were far inferior to Ian in terms of cultural knowledge.
At the same time, Marcao deeply understood a principle: if you want to pick up high-quality girls, the first prerequisite is that you need to read more books.
Only when you improve yourself can you attract people of the same high caliber.
"Ian, could I publish that description of your wife's appearance in the weekly magazine Sosara?! Please grant me the copyright..."
Sosara's reporter approached Ian and spoke nervously.
He had originally planned to document the progress of the Fairy Tail guild beauty pageant, but he didn't expect to have other gains today. He really made a fortune.
"It's up to you."
Ian waved his hand; after all, he didn't own the copyright...
As for the original author of "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River," he has been dead for almost two thousand years.
However, since he was able to travel to the world of Fairy Tail, the highly talented Cao Zijian might not actually be dead. It's just unknown where he is making his fortune now.
cough cough...
At that moment, Ian had no idea what kind of ripples his casual remark would cause in the world.
At the same time, Eileen brought her red lips to Ian's cheek and gently pecked him before striding onto the stage. She stood directly in front of Selene, chin held high, looking down at her with disdain, and said coldly, "Do you know the difference between us?! The one who gets Ian through underhanded means will never get love."
"Do you think you've got all of Ian?"
“I didn’t hear Ian say you’re prettier than me…”
As Selene spoke, she gently tossed her beautiful long hair. As a dragon, her cultural literacy was limited. If Ian hadn't compared her to the bright moon, she wouldn't have understood Ian's praise, let alone the few lines from "Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River" that Ian quoted.
Therefore, in Selene's view, he had won.
"Didn't you understand what Ian was just saying about me?"
Eileen blushed.
To be honest, she felt ashamed of what Ian had just said, and she didn't know how he could say such things...
These words are probably the ultimate way to describe a woman's beauty in this world! I'm afraid there will never be anything more brilliant than these few words.
This doesn't sound like it's describing a person at all; it sounds like it's describing a celestial maiden.
Well, as soon as Ian opened his mouth, he praised her as the Scarlet Fairy.
Yes, in Eileen's opinion, she had already won.
"call……"
Meanwhile, Ian, standing below the stage, slowly breathed a sigh of relief. He wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking like he had just escaped a disaster.
Yes, that's the effect Ian wanted; they all felt like they had won.
If everyone wins, there's no need for further fighting.
The reason Ian has survived this long isn't just because he can fight; he's also quite intelligent.
When military force is severely insufficient...
Human wisdom becomes extremely rare and precious.
"boom!"
Just as Irene and Selene thought they had won, a loud bang was heard, and Gildarts, who had been blasted away by Irene, returned to the Fairy Tail guild.
"what……"
"That blow from your sister-in-law really hurt!"
Gildarts rubbed his aching stomach as he looked at Eileen, who was confronting Selene in the guild, a hint of eagerness flashing in his eyes.
Before meeting Eileen, Gildarts thought that his path of magic was nearing its end, that there was no way forward for him, and that he was already at the pinnacle of existence on the continent.
However, after being instantly defeated by Eileen...
Gildarts finally saw hope for continuing! He discovered that his path hadn't ended; this seemingly hopeless destination was merely the beginning of another road…
For a moment, Gildarts felt nothing but excitement.
"Ara~"
"It seems that the attack just now was a bit weak."
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