Naruto: The Caged Bird Cannot Confine Me - Feng Hou Qi Men

"You know what, things haven't been very peaceful around here lately, have you? I heard someone saw the spirit of a dead samurai..."

"Shh! This can't be said. If the samurai ghost hears this, it'll come after you tonight!"

Upon hearing the mention of the samurai's spirit, the passersby's expressions changed drastically, and they abandoned their curiosity and hurriedly left the scene.

During this time, a few curious people came over to inquire, but they all gave up because of Feng Qi's high price.

Unlike wandering ninjas with special purposes, ordinary people who barely make ends meet certainly wouldn't want to waste their money.

Feng Qi took it quite well, after all, it was a matter of equal exchange, and it mainly depended on fate.

Time passed quietly, and in the afternoon, the fortune-telling stall welcomed a special customer: a chubby boy dressed in luxurious clothes.

"Hey! Do you know everything? Can you tell me how to win over the girl I like?"

Feng Qi, who was reclining on the chair with his head resting on his arms, opened his eyes and withdrew from the state of sensing Qi chakra.

I glanced casually at the chubby boy in front of me, who came from a well-off family and was only six or seven years old.

"Sorry, I'm a fortune teller, and your question is outside my area of ​​expertise," Feng Qi said leisurely.

"What? You don't even know this kind of thing, yet you have the nerve to say you know about the changes in all things in the world."

Little Fatty curled his lip in disdain, looking at the banners next to the stall with disdain.

"Because usually only a bunch of girls come and chase after me, I have never experienced the situation you described."

Feng Qi's casual remark immediately broke Xiao Pang's composure, causing him to blush and mutter curses.

Showing off, this seemingly unserious guy is definitely showing off!

"However, I can calculate your luck in finding a romantic partner."

Feng Qi pulled his arms back, brushed the strands of hair that had fallen across his face behind him, and slowly sat up straight.

"I don't want her. Everyone else is only after my money, but she's different!"

The chubby boy clenched his fists, his expression resolute.

The image of Bai Yueguang's smile floated before his eyes, standing there grinning foolishly.

Surprisingly, despite being so young and still not fully grown, he has quite a few principles.

Although children in the Naruto world are indeed quite precocious, this chubby boy in front of him really refreshed Feng Qi's understanding.

"So you want to attract their attention?" Feng Qi asked.

"That's right! Is there any good way?"

Hearing that there was hope, Little Fatty quickly put away his infatuated expression and earnestly leaned his big head over, lying on the fortune-telling stall, staring intently at Feng Qi.

Feng Qi looked the boy up and down, who was as fat as a stone block, and gave him some honest advice: "Women admire strength. Your appearance is probably beyond saving. You can try to become stronger."

Xiaopang: "..."

The fact that the appearance is beyond repair is really disheartening!

Although he had found a way to become more attractive, he couldn't be happy at all.

"Then how can I become stronger? I don't have the talent to become a ninja," he asked dejectedly.

After pondering for a while, Feng Qi held up one finger: "Do 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run every day."

"If you persist in this way for more than three years, you will get the results you want."

"What?! So much, and we have to keep going for three years?!"

Little Fatty was completely stunned and almost fainted from fright.

Born into a privileged family, he developed a habit of being lazy and gluttonous from a young age. He didn't exercise, and even going to places a little further away required servants to carry him.

A mere 10-kilometer run could kill him!

"I see. It seems your liking is just talk."

Feng Qi brewed himself a pot of tea and said with a hint of sarcasm.

"Damn it! I'll prove you wrong! No, it's just exercise!"

Little Fatty's fighting spirit was completely ignited. Thinking of Bai Yueguang's healing smile, an indomitable flame seemed to burn deep in his eyes.

A kid is still a kid...

Feng Qi leisurely sipped his tea.

Just as the chubby boy, burning brightly, turned to go back to fight for love, he called out to him, "Wait."

"So there are other ways after all, right? Well, you're not as annoying as you seem~"

Little Fatty came running back excitedly, his eyes full of hope.

"No, I just wanted to tell you that emotional counseling also has a fee."

"……Grass!"

Watching the chubby boy's figure gradually disappear into the distance, Feng Qi carefully folded and put away the two thousand-yuan bills.

The world outside Konoha isn't that difficult, is it?

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 31 Shocks Tsunade: The Most Bizarre S-Rank Rogue Ninja in History

For the next few days, Feng Qi spent his time in the Bird Country.

Upon hearing that the bounty hunters from the nearby village had been burned to ashes, the wandering ninjas wisely refrained from revealing Feng Qi's identity.

—At least so far, no one has come here to make a fool of themselves.

Here's the thing.

He got the idea from Feng Qi that the person with incredible luck in gambling would go to the casino and specifically target mature women to gamble against.

At first, he was a little skeptical and acted quite conservatively.

All the wandering ninjas were stunned when they won several matches against that blonde woman and amassed several thousand taels of silver.

Seeing this, the leader of the group tried to heed Feng Qi's advice and went back to his hometown to use earth magic to cultivate the abandoned fields.

As luck would have it, they unearthed several gold coins from deep within the soil!

These two events made the other wandering ninjas who had received "guidance" from Feng Qi unable to remain calm any longer. They all threw themselves into their own plans to make money and all of them reaped the rewards!

As its reputation spread, and with word-of-mouth recommendations from residents whose fortunes had come true, the fortune-telling stall's business gradually flourished.

The name "Master Fortune Teller" has even reached the ears of nobles and lords in the Bird Kingdom!

Just as Feng Qi had initially predicted, fortune-telling actually had some potential in the feudalistic society of Naruto.

If it weren't for his identity as a rogue ninja, which could bring him trouble and danger at any time, he would have preferred to just stay in the Land of Birds and hide there!

That day, after consulting with a fat woman whose face was covered in dark spots about her marriage prospects, Feng Qi began to pack up his stall.

Having earned enough for the journey and fully adapted to the flow of Qi and chakra within his body, his power was surging forth continuously, and his physical condition was near perfect.

It's time to continue westward in search of something to curb the expansion of desires!

As if waiting for something, Feng Qi packed up his stall very slowly, his movements leisurely.

Just as he was slowly folding and putting the banner into his small box.

Bathed in the glow of the setting sun, two long, slender shadows stretched from the end of the street, slowly approaching this side.

The sound of sandals stomping on the ground grew louder as they approached, bringing with them a heavy sense of oppression.

"Excuse me, fortune teller whom the townspeople call a 'half-immortal,' could you also tell my fortune?"

Feng Qi calmly placed the small box back on its spot and looked up in the direction of the deep, sexy voice.

Her long, light yellow hair, styled into a large ponytail, fluttered in the breeze, occasionally covering the blue-purple mark on her forehead.

A mature, fair face, bright brown eyes, light red lips, and striking red nails.

This is a sexy woman whose gaze would unconsciously make you feel "down" just by looking at her. She wears a tea-green long coat with black trim, a loose sleeveless top similar to a kimono underneath, a black cloth belt around her waist, and dark blue capri pants.

Behind the woman, an ordinary-looking woman holding a pink ninja pig followed slowly.

The promising, talented young player we envisioned never appeared; instead, a big, fat sheep appeared!

Feng Qi withdrew his gaze, looked into the other person's eyes, waved his hand, and said calmly, "Sir, I'm very sorry, I've already closed up shop. If you want your fortune told, please come back tomorrow."

"Sigh, I was thinking that changing locations might change my luck, but I've been losing these past few days. That damn wandering ninja!"

The mature woman completely ignored Feng Qi's words, roughly scratched her hair, and said to herself, "Hey, do you have any ways to change your luck? Or maybe a day when your gambling luck will be better?"

Before Feng Qi could respond, the unremarkable woman behind him twitched at the corner of her mouth.

Didn't you just say you'd stop gambling after losing the last round? If you keep losing like this, you'll really have to pawn your piggy bank account!!

"Cough cough."

Seeing the other person's troubled expression, Feng Qi coughed twice, feeling a bit guilty.

If I'm not mistaken, the wandering ninja she mentioned was the one he had introduced her to...

"Hey! I'm asking you a question! Tell me how to turn your luck around." The woman stared at Feng Qi impatiently.

She doesn't seem to have a very good temper.

"Well, I have a fee schedule for fortune telling here," Feng Qi said in a deep voice.

A glint of shrewdness flashed in the mature woman's eyes as she glanced at the pink piglet being held in the arms of her attendant behind her.

Pig-Pig: Σ(дlll)

Don't come over here!

"Two thousand taels, right? I... I have it here."

In the end, the unremarkable short-haired woman took out her empty wallet, pulled out two bills, and handed them to Feng Qi.

"Hold on."

Feng Qi took the coins, closed his eyes, and entered the interior.

A few seconds later, he suddenly opened his eyes, a few drops of cold sweat seeping from his forehead.