"Don't get Xiaolingxi to join you in cursing me! Because I did nothing wrong, burning is only part of it!! Loving beauty is also a kind of burning. But there are other great reasons why angels wear short skirts!! Although, this red short skirt is almost showing half of their butts!"
"In war, it's a complete weakness."
"But the wars they were in were almost always one of overwhelming defeat! Why? Because they relied entirely on their queen!!"
"The enemies who fight them to the death, such as demons, have snipers. It's very difficult to hit them in the butt or thigh! Because their queen has a very powerful astronomical computer behind her."
"This computer acts like a surveillance system on Earth, completely blocking enemy movements and possessing various other capabilities! Therefore, the positions of those snipers will be exposed instantly."
"And then they took care of them one by one!"
"And their own strength is also extraordinary. Third-generation angels can be injured by ordinary weapons, but they can be healed by their angel genes."
"Even if they use the God-Slaying Weapon, their queen can still heal them afterwards."
"So, short skirts and armor are all the same to them."
"I see!!" Su Xiaoli suddenly realized.
It turns out they are not as good as angels.
for this result.
Not just Su Xiaoli.
Both Li Feifei and Qi Lin agreed.
Because they all knew that the angelic civilization was far too powerful.
But they were too weak.
However, Shi Chen had not finished speaking.
"This is just the first point!! There is a second point, which is also a very important link. In the entire known universe, there are many pre-nuclear civilizations and space civilizations."
"The creation of a god-like civilization is merely a matter of chance."
"Even pre-nuclear civilizations and spacefaring civilizations had countless losers."
"Put yourself in their shoes. If you were a loser and saw such a beautiful woman dressed so provocatively, wouldn't your first impression be that she's a good person?"
"Of course, maybe you're still being rational. But compared to those who are unbearably ugly, their appearance gives you a strange sense of familiarity, right?"
“!!” Cold pupils dilated.
This is an angel's top secret!!
Shi Chen actually knew.
Shi Chen noticed Leng's astonished look and felt a surge of secret pleasure.
Shi Chen once discussed why angels wear short skirts, and together with many fans, they came up with a reasonably reasonable excuse in a Weibo super topic.
However, Su Xiaoli and Qi Lin still couldn't quite understand.
They both turned into bewildered otters at the same time, staring at Shi Chen with confusion.
Shi Chen had no choice but to translate it in layman's terms: "You are Earthlings, you should have read Journey to the West!! It's a mythological story written by Teacher Wu."
"You should know what the righteous people inside are."
"It's Buddha!!"
"And to convince you that they belong to the righteous camp, Buddha will be bathed in golden light and extremely polite!!"
"So that you can tell at a glance that they are good people."
"Those monsters, however, were so foul-smelling that they were unrecognizable. Just their appearance was unsettling, giving you a bad first impression!"
"You understand?"
"Oh!!" At this moment, Qi Lin and Su Xiaoli finally understood.
So that's how it works.
Good guy! !
At that moment, both Su Xiaoli and Qi Lin cast a meaningful glance at Leng.
Cooling down, she continued to display her stubbornness: "Why are you all looking at me like that? You believe whatever this guy says? We angels don't stoop to such childish tricks!"
Seeing how absolutely Leng spoke, Shi Chen really wanted to kiss her cherry-like lips so hard they'd be ruined!
There will be another opportunity!!
We must make this brat a replica of Su Xiaoli.
Let her get a mouth ulcer!
No.
That's too lenient on her!
Not only do I have mouth ulcers, but I also have tonsillitis!!
It could even directly cause oral cancer!
Shi Chen made his decision in secret.
“You don’t have her powerful queen, and you have no support, only me!! And I can’t take care of you all the time, daughter, you have to be strong!”
"Therefore, this style will provide better protection for you."
"Secondly, it's not bad at all!!"
"Armor, that's so cool!!"
"Qilin, don't you think he's handsome?!"
"Feifei, don't you think he's handsome?!"
"Lingxi, don't you think he's handsome?!"
"handsome!!"
"dignified!!"
"atmosphere!!"
Qi Lin, Li Feifei, and Ling Xi naturally agreed wholeheartedly.
Leng, standing to the side, glared at Lingxi again.
Her cherry lips moved as if she were lip-reading.
Translated, that is
What a money-loser!!
However, although Su Xiaoli raised her hand in agreement, a moment later, her beautiful eyes were still filled with disappointment. She sighed dejectedly and said, "Sigh!! Brother, it's really a pity because I was thinking that if it were a short skirt..."
"Then it will be more convenient for us in our spare time."
"After all, it's so flimsy; we could easily lift it up and then charge straight in!"
"?"
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"??"
Su Xiaoli's bold statement left everyone speechless.
Damn it? ?
So your complaints about the armor weren't because it wasn't aesthetically pleasing?
Or is it because it's inconvenient?
One more chapter to go!!
Sorry!
It's getting late today!
Chapter 148 If you like it, teacher, it's not impossible.
you can!
Shi Chen hasn't tried this gameplay yet.
Su Xiaoli's casual remark gave Shi Chen a lot of room to maneuver.
He habitually looked at Lingxi.
Lingxi lowered her gaze and shrank her head, not daring to meet Shi Chen's eyes at all.
She knew perfectly well what Shi Chen's intentions were.
And she had never tried it.
If Shichen needs it.
That doesn't mean she can't!
It is said that the duration of an attack can be significantly affected by different environments and modes.
Lingxi had already looked it up on Earth.
There is a kind of weapon that can seduce men.
What was it called again?
Bali Family
right! !
These are specially made black socks, crafted from the finest silk.
Besides, on Earth, there also seem to be Florentino high-heeled sandals that look like instruments of torture from a primitive civilization.
She had always wanted to try it.
But there was no chance.
Now, Shi Chen looked at her.
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