A glint of blue flashed in Kitahara Sosuke's eyes as he used his appraisal skill on the goddess, only to be met with a barrage of unidentifiable results.
"This is it!!!"
The unreliable goddess angrily grabbed Kitahara Sousuke by the collar: "You stole the newbie gift pack I was going to give to the hero! Now that the hero is dead, who am I supposed to ask for my contribution points?!"
"impossible."
Kitahara Sosuke slapped the other person's hand away in disgust. This guy shoved it at me without asking any questions, and now you want me to give it back? I'm using it perfectly fine, why should I give it back to you?
"You gave me the gift yourself, and you sent me back to this strange world. I haven't even settled the score with you yet."
"What strange world?"
The unreliable girl pulled a small notebook from her chest and flipped through it rapidly, muttering to herself, "Ye Qiu, World 1142, ordinary male... Now it's World 1124, huh? Kitahara Sosuke... a candidate hero?"
The goddess, dressed in a revealing low-cut top, suddenly turned pale. She abruptly raised her head, and a strange mark seemed to flash in her eyes. Kitahara Sosuke felt as if his soul had been scanned.
He subconsciously raised his hand to block the golden light in the other person's eyes, but a golden tarot card-sized card flew out from somewhere and blocked the unreliable goddess's gaze.
"Talented skills..."
The goddess gritted her teeth and tried to grab the card floating in the air, but Kitahara Sosuke quickly put it into his item box.
"Ah ah ah..."
The unreliable goddess's dignified demeanor couldn't even last a minute before she grabbed her hair, burst into tears, and lay on the ground, pounding her chest and stamping her feet in frustration.
"You made a mistake. You even used reincarnation magic, and ended up fusing your soul with a native's body. Now you're going to be locked up..."
Since the clothes for women's clothing couldn't cover up much of their private parts anyway, the intense movements really gave Kitahara Sousuke a real treat for his eyes.
"Goddess?"
Kitahara Sosuke carefully poked the goddess who was immersed in grief.
"Please... don't report me, please! The dark room is terrifying, Nimi-chan doesn't want to be locked up by the Supreme God..."
The unreliable goddess raised her head and grabbed Kitahara Sousuke's hand as if she were grasping at a lifeline, looking at him with teary eyes.
Sending the wrong newbie gift pack is fine; at most, it'll just cost me a little performance bonus. But disrupting the order between parallel worlds is a serious crime!
"Ah this..."
Kitahara Sosuke couldn't help but roll his eyes. "Look at how fast you're self-destructing. I'd be embarrassed to go back empty-handed if I didn't take something from you."
"Of course I won't report you."
Kitahara Sosuke suddenly chuckled mischievously, placing his hand directly on the goddess's shoulder, embracing her voluptuous body, and tracing her smooth, silky skin with his fingertips.
"However, asking for some compensation for emotional distress isn't unreasonable, is it?"
Kitahara Sousuke stretched out his right hand, pinched his thumb and forefinger together, and rubbed them incessantly.
"I don't want the newbie gift pack anymore, how about I give it all to you..."
"The goddess said cautiously."
"only these?"
"I can help you level up your skills. You probably don't have any monsters in the daily world, so you can't level up, right?"
The goddess raised a finger, her heart aching.
"Huh? I... leveled up."
Kitahara Sousuke asked in confusion as he opened his appraisal interface, where Body Enhancement Level 5 was clearly displayed.
"Impossible!" the goddess immediately retorted, waving her little fist in a punching motion. "How can you level up if you don't fight monsters? Do you understand fighting monsters? You only level up by killing monsters and gaining experience points."
"See for yourself..."
Kitahara Sōsuke shrugged.
"Huh? It really did upgrade."
The goddess turned off the golden light in her eyes and looked at Kitahara Sousuke with some confusion. As if she had suddenly remembered something, she stretched out her small white hand: "Let me see your talent card."
"You're not trying to trick me into taking it out so you can steal it, are you?"
Kitahara Sousuke looked at the other person with a suspicious gaze.
"Who would do something so tasteless!"
"Fine……"
Kitahara Sousuke thought for a moment. This thing hadn't been of any use since he came here, so even if the other party took it, there was no loss. So he took out the gold card the size of a tarot card from the prop box and handed it to the other party.
"Hmph, as expected, I wasn't mistaken, it's a fallacy."
The goddess examined the card closely, then casually tossed it back to Kitahara Sousuke.
"What do you mean?"
"It means there was a mistake."
The unreliable goddess seemed to suddenly gain confidence, shaking off Kitahara Sousuke's hand on her shoulder and standing up imperiously.
"This talent is very rare. In the past, when I drew this talent, I usually used it as a second draw."
"what?"
Kitahara Sousuke was a little confused.
"The erroneous one is someone who wants to change the world's natural course of development; simply put, it's someone who does things that go against the original timeline. But the hero's mission in being summoned by the world is to defeat the Demon King and save the world, so the hero who draws the erroneous one will not receive any benefits unless... he goes and destroys the world."
"So you're saying we should do the wrong thing?"
"You can't say that, but it's close enough. So it's a completely useless talent. To activate the Wrong One, you have to make the hero do things that go against the reason he was summoned. It's contradictory, isn't it?"
The goddess held up one finger to explain.
"So, the fact that I can level up in the everyday world is because of this guy?"
This is so confusing, I don't understand it at all.
“That’s right. Although I don’t understand the principle, it must be a problem with this card, and…” The unreliable goddess suddenly revealed a strange smile, “The hero who draws the Wrong One will not be punished by the goddess no matter what outrageous things he does.”
"!!!"
Kitahara Sousuke suddenly realized something.
Goodbye!
The goddess pointed her finger, and a blue teleportation array immediately appeared beneath Kitahara Sousuke's feet, instantly engulfing him in light.
P.S.: This chapter is a setup. I want to recruit the goddess. I already have some ideas and will start doing it soon.
P.S.: I'm so confused! I didn't know there were 29 days in February. I forgot to set a timer yesterday. Oh my god... *slides to my knees*
Chapter Seventy-Three: The Hospital
"A fallacy? I think I know why my skills can be upgraded now."
Kitahara Sosuke recalled that in the days leading up to each of his skill upgrades, he almost always gained experience after interfering with the characters' original storylines.
It seems that the greater the deviation from the original plot, the faster one's skills will level up...
Kitahara Sousuke opened his eyes and was greeted by an unfamiliar ceiling and a strong smell of disinfectant.
He held out his palm and looked at it. Good, he was still Kitahara Sousuke. He hadn't been sent back to his original world by the unreliable goddess, nor had he been sent to some other strange world.
Just by raising his hands, a sharp pain shot through his arms.
"Nisan, you're awake?!"
Marina's pleasant voice came from the side, like a ray of sunshine suddenly shining through a gloomy sky, warmly dispelling the chaos in Kitahara Sosuke's mind.
He didn't know if he had really met the unreliable goddess again or if it was just a vivid dream.
"Is this...at the hospital?"
Kitahara Sousuke felt his voice was a little hoarse, which was strange. He felt he shouldn't be injured that badly. He had dodged most of Akizuki Kozo's attacks, and at most only suffered some scratches.
Are the side effects of maximizing body enhancement really that severe?
"Yes, after Nii-san fell asleep, the ambulance and the police arrived, and I went to the hospital with Nii-san."
Marina brought over a glass of warm water at just the right moment. The girl gently lifted Kitahara Sousuke's head and brought the glass to his lips.
"Nisan, you slept for so long, it's already noon the next day, you scared me to death."
"It's been so long..."
Kitahara Sosuke smiled sheepishly, then asked with some curiosity, "How are you? And what about Airi?"
"I'm fine. Ellie was taken for a checkup, but she only inhaled a high concentration of anesthetic. She was fine last night."
Marina smiled happily. It was so good that Nii-san, Airi, and she were all alright.
“Sana… she was seriously injured, but she’s not in danger. She’s already awake, but her injuries need to be properly rested. As for Akizuki…” Marina’s face showed a mixture of anger and fear, “He ran away. The police are still searching for him, and there’s no news yet.”
"It's alright, it's good that you're all alright..."
Just as Kitahara Sousuke was about to say something, the door to the ward was suddenly pushed open by a somewhat haggard woman. Hanako was carrying a large lunchbox in her hand. She looked at Marina and Kitahara Sousuke, who were chatting, with some surprise and quickly ran over. She hurriedly put the things in her hand on the table next to her and hugged Kitahara Sousuke's head.
"mom……"
Kitahara Sousuke was embraced by the woman's soft arms. His entire face was buried in the woman's broad chest, making it hard for him to breathe.
"Sōsuke...you scared me to death, kid!"
Hua Daizi hugged her son tightly for a while before letting go. She complained to him with some fear and apprehension, and then tears welled up in her eyes again.
However, she quickly composed herself, though her eyes were still a little red. She gently rubbed her son's neck with concern, then lifted the blanket and examined Kitahara Sousuke's wounds from head to toe.
There weren't really any wounds, just muscle pain. Kitahara Sousuke was grimacing in pain from all that fussing, so she chuckled and let him go.
"Don't be so reckless in the future!"
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