"Will Bai attend the information session this afternoon?"

Bai Lan didn't think much of it and nodded directly.

He does indeed intend to join a club.

My main goal was to leave this school and go out and have fun.

Although school rules state that students cannot leave the school or contact the outside world.

However, when he looked up the school online before enrolling, he discovered that the school's clubs had won honors in various high school competitions across the country and even internationally.

If students really can't go out, how do they represent the school in competitions?

Is the entire team made up of foreign players?

impossible?

In other words, it is still possible to leave the school, one way being through club activities!

If he could join a club with lots of outdoor activities, he could go out and "get some fresh air" from time to time, even before he successfully dropped out of school.

Although Kushida had promised to make him drop out of school, he didn't mind making extra preparations, otherwise all his preparations before enrolling would have been for nothing.

"Are you planning to participate? Well, I always felt you were really keen on it. Let's go together after school then."

Bai Lan stared into Ayanokouji's eyes for a few seconds.

He remained as indifferent as ever.

It didn't sound like he was trying to argue; it sounded like he said it unintentionally.

That's even more infuriating!

"He doesn't just have desires, he has an excess of them, they're rampant and have become pathological. He's on the verge of a terminal illness and needs to have the source of the problem cut off in time. Am I right? Scumbag."

Before Bai Lan could respond to Ling Xiaoji's words, Horikita seemed to have seen a flaw in Bai Lan's words and, not wanting to be left out, added insult to injury.

Upon hearing this, Bai Lan squeezed her legs together and crossed her arms over her chest: "This is harassment! You female hooligan, I'm going to report you!"

"What?" Horikita's face showed a hint of panic. "What do you mean by 'sexual harassment'? I'm talking about the prefrontal lobe. If the prefrontal lobe is removed, humans will lose their desires and the ability to have wild thoughts. What does this have to do with 'sexual harassment'?"

"Huh? The prefrontal cortex?" Bai Lan was taken aback for a moment, but quickly realized, "The prefrontal cortex is also a form of harassment! Think about it, if a not-so-close person of the opposite sex insists on touching your head despite your refusal, wouldn't you feel like they're harassing you?"

Horikita touched his lips with his fist and actually started to think seriously: "That's certainly a feeling, but I'm talking about the prefrontal cortex."

Bai Lan:

I ask you: Is touching your face considered sexual harassment?

"Yes."

"What about touching your ears?"

"Yes."

"Touch your nose?"

"Yes."

"Where's the hair?"

"Yes"

Where's the tongue?

"No."

"Then... um?" Bai Lan was startled.

Horikita said angrily, "Touching the tongue... that goes all the way inside, that's indecent assault! It's so perverted!"

"Oh, so your surname isn't harassment."

"It wasn't originally."

"So you were planning to molest me?"

"Um?!"

"Didn't you say that ears, nose, and hair being 'outside' is obscene, and tongue being 'inside' is harassment? Look, isn't the prefrontal cortex part of the brain? Isn't it 'inside'? You actually want to touch my prefrontal cortex! Horikita-kun, you actually want to..."

Horikita immediately realized that she really didn't want Bai Lan to reveal what happened next.

Unable to win an argument, Horikita momentarily forgot about being physically overwhelmed yesterday and launched a fierce attack, throwing a punch in an attempt to stun the caster and interrupt the spell.

Bai Lan easily dodged it, but didn't continue speaking.

“You two have a really good relationship.” Ayanokouji said after watching the interaction between the two.

Bai Lan was shocked: "You call this 'good relationship'?"

Horikita simply stared coldly at Ayanokouji.

He was being stared at like this by Bai Lan and Horikita, two extremely intimidating and influential figures.

Worried that this would attract unnecessary attention, Ayanokouji quickly explained, "I don't really understand either. I just heard it from them. They said that you two were flirting in public, like just now, and they said it means you have a good relationship."

Upon hearing this, Bai Lan laughed, looking smug as if her wicked scheme had succeeded.

31. Self-introduction, learning to be sarcastic on the spot.

Although Horikita was unwilling to cooperate, since she had been misunderstood like this, she could at least serve as a shield for the "fake couple" and attract the hatred of the simps.

Thinking of this, and after learning from Ayanokouji that others had misunderstood her relationship with Horikita, Shirai couldn't help but laugh.

Horikita coldly replied, "Heh~ If you think that throwing punches is a sign of goodwill, I can satisfy your need for 'friendly interaction' until you can't move anymore!"

Ayanokouji just wanted to get rid of this dangerous topic as soon as possible. He thought for a moment and said, "Horikita-kun, we're going to a club information session this afternoon. Do you want to come along?"

Horikita: "No way... Wait, a club information session? I am going, but not because of your invitation. You just mentioned it, and I suddenly remembered I wanted to go..."

At this moment, Bai Lan interrupted her: "Stop talking! Stop explaining! Although I won't misunderstand you, if others hear what you say, they'll think you're a tsundere. Your icy persona is very important to me, so please don't let it crumble!"

"Is this what they call 'tsundere'?" Ayanokouji silently kept an "observation record of an ordinary person" on the side, then glanced at Shirai and thought to herself, "Shirai-kun, you don't know, because of Hirata, in the eyes of the other people in the class, you are actually a 'tsundere' now. Although I am partly responsible, it was all Hirata who forced me to be like this. Please forgive me, Anko Ni smut smut smut!"

......

Soon, lunch break ended, and afternoon classes began.

There is a self-study period in the afternoon.

Hirata asked Chabashira, who was supervising the class, for permission to use this class to have a self-introduction session for the whole class.

This was something that should have been finished yesterday, but it wasn't done because of Bai Lan.

"Should I introduce myself? I feel like I can take this opportunity to lower my favorability rating," Bai Lan thought to herself.

Firstly, he will soon be expelled from school for "molesting female classmates".

He needed to hurry up and make those in the class who liked him turn against him, so that after the incident, they wouldn't try to help him find out the truth, clear his name, or ask Kushida to mediate.

In addition, it was also to help Kushida relieve his concerns.

In Bai Lan's view, the fact that many girls in her class have feelings for her is still an unpredictable case of being love-struck.

Kushida's goal is to make friends with everyone, including the girls.

If Kushida expels Shirai, he might be resented by those girls who are obsessed with romance.

As a result, it became very difficult for Kushida to make friends with them again.

If Kushida becomes hesitant because of this and decides not to report Bai Lan, thus preventing Bai Lan from dropping out of school, that would be terrible.

Therefore, Bai Lan must quickly build a "good" relationship with her classmates to avoid them getting in the way and interfering with Kushida's affairs.

If it gets in Kushida's way, it gets in Shirai's way.

According to the order, Bai Lan, who was sitting in the last row by the window, was the last one.

This time, he doesn't intend to improvise.

After all, the behavior and thinking patterns of most people in this class are different from those of ordinary people, and unrestrained behavior could lead to unpredictable consequences.

Therefore, Bai Lan planned to carefully observe the speaking patterns of her classmates during self-introductions, as well as the reactions of others to each person's self-introduction.

He wanted to pick out the comments that received the worst feedback, or even those that could arouse others' disgust, and "learn from" them.

When it was Bai Lan's turn, he combined all of these most annoying speaking patterns.

Step on every annoying trait you find that you can accept!

You can't possibly copy the answers wrong, can you?

Soon, under Hirata's lead, the whole class began to introduce themselves one by one.

"I...I am called..."

The girl at the front was very shy and spoke haltingly, but with encouragement from her enthusiastic classmates, she adjusted her mindset and, after quite a while, successfully revealed her name as "Inokugashi" and her hobby as "sewing".

"My name is Haruki Yamauchi..."

Bai Lan felt that this guy named Yamanouchi was a complete liar.

He said he played table tennis in elementary school and made it to the national championships.

During his junior high school years, he played baseball and made it into the high school league, but he couldn't continue training due to an injury. Otherwise, he would have been the future of Japanese baseball.

Bai Lan wanted to complain:

Let's not even talk about elementary school students playing table tennis.

Are you a middle school student participating in a high school league for high school students?

Do they allow registration?

In addition, this person is also one of the founders of the SeSe group, and is currently one of the most hated people among all the girls in the class.

The flaws in his statement were too obvious; many people in the class noticed them.

Those who are willing to give face will pretend they didn't hear it.

Without giving them any face, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Bai Lan: This is good, it's so stupid, I copied it.

Soon, Kushida stood up, introduced himself, and expressed his ambition to make friends with everyone.

Sudo stared at Hirata, who had been attracting attention like a star on the stage just now, and felt very annoyed.

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