Genshin Impact, all those behind-the-scenes big shots are me

"Of course it's a blessing from the World Tree. I'm very familiar with her."

"ha..."

Fu Ningna thought to herself, "How come you're so familiar with a tree?"

Fukalos sensed something was amiss, but as the float moved to the edge of Fontaine, she stopped paying attention.

The largest stage in history, an unimaginable wedding in the sea, extends outward from the Fontainebleau pier, with people dressed in special patrol uniforms guarding the way. They stand on the sea, supported by invisible elemental forces, while the stage is 648 meters from the shore, also surrounded by a large number of guards.

Before the float arrived, a group of people were taking pictures with a camera. You could even see more than a dozen newspapers, large and small, including Steambird, conducting interviews. But when the float appeared, all eyes turned to this side.

"ooooh! Lady Fryna is here!"

"Witness the miraculous moment!"

"I must record the whole process and then burn it for my grandfather to see!"

Amid cheers, Su Chen led Funina down from the float.

"It's quite interesting."

Stepping onto the barrier formed by condensed elemental power, there is a transparent and clear space beneath your feet, somewhat like stepping on a glass floor high in the sky.

These days, people prefer waterways to land routes, and the waterway experience is definitely better.

"Hehe~ I'm so happy." Funina's face was beaming with visible joy.

Su Chen smiled and asked, "Aren't you nervous?"

“I’m not nervous.” Funina blinked. “When Ryder is around, I’m not nervous no matter what happens.”

"That's good."

Su Chen smiled. Putting everything else aside, Funina's mental fortitude was quite strong.

At this moment, the two stepped onto the steps leading to the front of the wedding banquet stage. The next moment, soft music began to play, and colorful petals fell from the sky. Everyone remained smiling and silent, watching Su Chen and Fu Ningna with eyes full of blessings.

"Lord Ryder, everything is ready."

On the last step, a well-dressed Aina was respectfully greeting him.

“Aina, I gave you so many days, you didn’t just prepare a float, did you?” Funina asked.

"Of course not." Aina addressed the countless people who had come from all over Fontaine, and announced loudly, "Ladies and gentlemen, it is an honor to witness the wedding of Lady Funina and Lord Ryder, and this wedding banquet will be blessed by the gods!"

"Now, please present the gifts from the gods!"

The audience was stunned.

"Have all the gods come to bless Lady Funina's wedding?"

Su Chen was also stunned. He now gets a bit of PTSD whenever he hears the word "gods," fearing that someone from the Crystal Palace will jump out, grab him by the collar, and yell at him for being a heartless man.

Fortunately, it seems that the so-called blessing was just a gift, and the person did not come.

Seeing this, Su Chen felt completely relieved.

The news can't be kept secret any longer, but thankfully his lovers are sensible young women who know not to disturb him at this time, and have even sincerely sent him congratulatory gifts.

"Barbatos, the spirit of Mondstadt, is sending you a bouncing bomb!"

Su Chen: "?"

"Inazuma Goddess Thunder General, from a broken sword!"

"?"

"The Great Compassionate Tree King of Mount Sumeru sends a flower cart and a branch!"

"..."

"..."

Hey, hey, hey, something's not right, is it?

Su Chen really wanted to ask that 'announcer,' was it a mistake in your announcement or did I mishear it?

Did your family send a bomb to your wedding?

As he watched as the divine gifts were brought out and displayed one by one, Su Chen was instantly overwhelmed.

"Alright, alright, Aina, let's get started." He waved his hand and said.

The guy who was reading the draft finally quieted down.

Actually, Su Chen was quite happy inside. After all, it was just that the gift came but the person didn't. Otherwise, it would have been a scene of overwhelming sadness.

Once everything was removed, Aina began to preside over the rest of the wedding ceremony.

Wedding customs in Teyvat are not very sophisticated. Fontaine's strict laws are more about regulating and managing everything, unlike Liyue, which has particularly high requirements for these customs and a complicated process. Sometimes, getting married can leave you drenched in sweat.

Aina was clearly the most professional emcee. She had prepared for today's event for half a day in advance, and with her abilities, it was not difficult for her to complete the task.

Vows were exchanged, rings were exchanged, and the ceremony was complete.

Everything is going smooth.

When Aina announced the end, Su Chen finally felt relieved.

"Strange, no one's causing trouble." He had thought that Ying would most likely appear, and that he could then perform a feat of disarming him with his bare hands when he was slashed, but now it was clear that was no longer necessary.

Once the ceremony is over, the transparent stage of the wedding banquet immediately transforms into a dance hall for the locals to socialize. In Fontainebleau, when couples get married, the ceremony is secondary; the preparation of food, drinks, and fruits is absolutely essential.

"Rade Rade." At the banquet, Funina tugged at Su Chen's sleeve and whispered, "Are we husband and wife now?"

“From a legal point of view, we still need to get our marriage certificate,” Su Chen said with a smile. “We haven’t gotten it yet.”

"That's not important. Anyway, once the banquet and ceremony are held, I'm a member of your Su family... Well, that's how human customs are."

Su Chen was both amused and exasperated. "The Su family, my family isn't that big or powerful."

Forget it, just be happy.

As dusk fell and the orange-red light painted the horizon, the banquet finally came to an end.

Su Chen and Fu Ningna rode in the float again, returning along the same route all the way to Mo Mang Palace.

"Lord Ryder, Lady Funina," Aina said respectfully, "the bridal chamber has been prepared, so I will not disturb your rest any longer."

After she finished speaking, she bowed and then waved her hand to dismiss all the maids and guards.

With Lord Ryder's strength, safety is not a concern at all. At least tonight, the guards at Momang Palace are only at the main gate. Didn't you see that Lord Vilette made an excuse to go to the opera house tonight?

"So..."

The candlelight flickered, and the lamplight was warm.

Inside the room, Su Chen and Fu Ningna looked at each other, pondering what they should do next.

...

Extra Chapter 4: I'm Going to Take a Shower

"A pair of aces."

"I'm sorry."

"Pass."

in the room.

A tense and exciting three-person battle is underway.

What's it like to play cards in another world?

Playing Dou Dizhu with simple playing cards, on a long night, with just the three of us—what could be more exciting than that?

The answer is—obviously there are many!

Su Chen thought he must be out of his mind to be playing Dou Dizhu (a card game) so late at night. Why couldn't he stay up later? He could at least take a nap.

As a result, the two Fufu couldn't agree on who should take the lead that night, which turned into a tense battle. After Funingna proposed a duel, Su Chen had no choice but to resort to this tactic in order to avoid hurting their relationship. After all, playing cards was indeed a pretty good way to solve problems besides violence.

Playing cards isn't about various fusions and trap cards, nor is playing chess. Anything that involves too much intelligence is inherently unfair to Funina. So, after much thought, it's better to have a higher element of luck and simpler rules.

The only downside is that it's boring. Su Chen has played this thing too many times before, and playing it with two beautiful girls in a room late at night is a bit crazy.

There was nothing we could do, since Fufu's situation was special.

Su Chen hadn't expected Fukaros to be so insistent. Her reason was that since the wedding ceremony had been given to Funina, the rights tonight should naturally belong to her. Why did it have to be tonight? Because it was a major life event, the wedding night. When she was studying culture in Liyue last time, human women valued this very much.

Su Chen thought to himself, "You're a Fontaine deity. Even if you're experiencing life, you should experience the life of the people of Fontaine. What's with opening the template for the people of Liyue?"

"Well..."

Meanwhile, compared to Su Chen, who was playing with her, Funina and Fukaros were much more nervous.

This is a battlefield without gunfire!

"A straight! 5678910JQ! Only two cards left!" Funina slammed down a pile of cards and announced loudly.

"I'll blow it up."

Fukaros calmly tossed down four Ks.

Furina immediately shouted, "Ryder, bomb her! Bomb her now!"

Su Chen remained unmoved.

"Ryder~~ Waaaaah."

Su Chen's lips twitched slightly: "You're the landlord, how can you blow up your own comrades to let the landlord escape?"

"I don't care, just spoil me! Spoil me!" Funina grabbed Su Chen's arm and shook it vigorously.

“Frinina, pleading won’t work~” Fukalos said with a smile. “Instead of that, let’s think about how to turn the situation around.”

She glanced at the scoreboard beside her; Funina was already far behind.

"Well..."

Funina looked resentful.

Su Chen sighed.

Actually, this silly girl is quite lucky, but unfortunately her skills are lacking. She always calls for the landlord position and immediately asks for three points. Su Chen was originally planning to seriously guide Funina when Fukalos becomes the landlord, but unfortunately the latter doesn't give him any chance at all.