However, if these things were openly presented to the people of Teyvat, it would certainly be extremely dangerous.

[Araki Ichito: Haha, Shinobu, just you wait and see how dashing I am!]

[Paimon: Is Ichidou an Oni?]

[Hu Tao: Are there any differences between the Ghost Clan and ghosts? Do you need the Rebirth Hall to perform a ritual for you?]

[Yae no Miko: The Oni are a branch of the great youkai of Inazuma, and they are not the same as the ghosts of Liyue.]

[Qin: But this Oni seems to be in a different situation than Melusin. I see they're already arguing about it in another chat room.]

As Qin said, criticism of Araki Ichito has already begun in ordinary chat rooms.

[Is this video supposed to be about some unemployed oni? What's so interesting about that?]

You are not allowed to speak ill of Brother Yidou.

The one above went too far. I've seen him work; it's just a one-day-on, three-day-off schedule.

[Can you really get enough to eat if you work one day on and three days off?]

The video begins.

The image shows Inazuma Castle, its castle tower, bathed in the bright sunlight.

Everything was peaceful and serene.

You can even see a cow (Ah Chou) on the street.

Is this Inazuma?

[In my memory, it thunders every day in Inazuma; how could the weather be this nice?]

[Fool, aren't you afraid the General will see this?]

As comical music began, a white-haired youth with horns appeared before the crowd, dancing comically.

He walked and jumped, his comical movements startling Hisagi Shinobu.

But that's just how their eldest son is, so let's just leave him be. Dancing is better than fighting.

With hilarious background music playing, Ichito danced comically as he wandered through the alleys and lanes of Inazuma.

Whether buying gifts (from a shop run by a soldier), drawing lots, drinking milk tea, or buying ham, he never stopped dancing.

To Kujo Sara, Yae no Miko, and Kamisato Ayato, this series of actions seemed to be nothing out of the ordinary.

[Kujo Sara: (facepalm) Oh well, it's better than fighting]

[Ying: It seems that Yidou is not only humorous in his speech, but also in his behavior.]

Paimon: I think he danced pretty well.

[Nilu: I also think he jumped very well; he's very flexible.]

[Araki Ichito: Shinobu, did you see that? They all said I danced pretty well. I've decided, starting today, I'm going to learn to dance, and the whole Araki Faction will learn!]

[Hiruzen Kyuuki: Please spare me...]

[Dartaria: @Skirmisher, I called you on a mission, where are you working?]

[Rich man: If you need money, just say so. As an executive officer, this is quite disrespectful to the Queen.]

[Scattered soldier: Get lost!]

In the video, Ito is seen swinging from Inazuma to Liyue, and then from Liyue to Mondstadt.

From the wilderness to the tavern, and from the tavern to Qin's office.

He dances with the Nobukuro, finds Wendy to accompany him, and gives Barbara guidance.

Finally, they arrived at the Deer Hunter's Restaurant, accompanied by Klee and Diona.

[Qin: I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this video.]

[Ningguang: Indeed, putting aside Inazuma's current national policy, even just shuttling back and forth between multiple countries like this would be difficult to achieve.]

[Klee: I see Klee! Big brother, would you like to teach Klee to dance?]

[Diona: I don't want to dance this, please!]

However, the video won't stop.

The three of them started dancing wildly, and Klee and Diona were successfully led astray.

After jumping, they even threw a bouncy bomb.

It's not just Klee and Diona.

Following them were Zhongli, Zaoyou, Gongzi, Qiqi, Ayaka Kamisato, Kaiya, Xinhai, and even Lei Shen, none of whom could escape Douzi's bewitching swaying.

Of course, Zhongli and Thor were not led astray; one quietly appreciated the scene, while the other drew his sword, ready to strike.

As for Xin Hai and Ling Hua, they have completely collapsed, and there is no longer any image of them as strategists and young ladies.

At the end of the video, Yidou took Yingmei's raw gem and swaggered away amidst the shocked gazes of the two.

[Luminous: Paimon, I always feel like he took something very important from me]

Paimon: Hey, Paimon doesn't know.

[Kujo Sara: Well, you dare to sneak into the castle tower and pollute the Shogun's eyes with this kind of dance.]

[Ayato Kamisato: This is the first time I've seen Ayaka like this.]

[Thoma: Is this what they call "unleashing one's true nature," Miss?]

[Ayaka Kamisato: ...]

[Goro: Lady Sango must have her own plan, that's why she did this.]

【Coral Palace Heart Sea: ...】

[Scattered Soldier: @Dartaria, speak up! The Queen sent you on a mission, and you were dancing in the Golden Chamber?]

[Datalia: ...]

[Zhong Li: From a generally rational perspective, this video seems different from the previous two videos; it's more like an adaptation of the story rather than a prediction of future events.]

[Ningguang: @ShortVideoSystem, will the content in this video actually happen in the future?]

Not necessarily. This is a "fan-made video," created by people from another world based on the story of Teyvat.

[Hu Tao: As expected of a guest advisor, you could even see that.]

[Hiruzen: No wonder, I knew there was no way the boss could jump like that. Dancing requires training from a young age.]

At that moment, in Hanamizaka, Hisagi Shinobu was applying medicine to Touko-san, who had twisted his ankle from jumping around.

[Araki Ichito: If I want to, I can do it. Ouch...ouch ouch ouch]

After a brief black screen, the video changed to a different style.

The protagonist is still Araki Ichito.

At this moment, he is wearing a ghost mask and performing a play on stage.

Although there were only a few people in the audience, two children were watching with great interest.

But the actors on stage didn't slack off at all and continued to perform with all their might.

A narration begins, accompanied by music.

Araki Kazuto: "You must be wondering why I, who only knows how to fight insects and play cards, can still sit firmly on the throne of the Araki faction's leader."

"Hmph, indeed."

Araki Kazuto: "Knowing only these childish tricks won't convince anyone, so I'll just tell you all at once. I can also eat ramen upside down, sleep with my eyes open, play the harmonica through my nostrils, and swat flies with the tip of my hair. How about that, does that clear up your doubts?"

Regular chat room.

[Hilarious! Does he really think these things are something to be proud of?]

Of that Araki Faction, only Shinobu Hisaki is somewhat of a normal person.

[Normal? Can normal people even mingle with them?]

Elite Chat Room.

[Hotaru: Ichito, don't listen to them! I think eating ramen upside down is super cool! Can you do it?]

Paimon: Hey!

[Araki Ichito: You guys dare talk bad about Shinobu! Believe me or not, I'll come find you right now, huh?]

Hisaki Shinobu slapped him hard on the sprained spot. "Ouch!!! Shinobu, what are you doing? I was trying to defend you!"

Of course, Hisaki Shinobu knew what kind of person he was. She was now free and unrestrained in the Araki Faction. Whether she was a so-called normal person or not, so what?

In the video.

It turns out that the people performing energetically on stage were members of the Arakihachi faction. Despite the harsh conditions, they all enjoyed themselves working together.

When you're tired, just lie down in the lounge and take a nap.

Ichidou's narration also became serious.

"To be tolerant and understanding of those who have had unfortunate experiences is what makes my Araki school of thought proud."

"Don't listen to what outsiders say about how strange they are. In my eyes, each and every one of them is my most important family member."

"Ha, these kids think the same way I do; no matter what, they'll share weal and woe with the Ara-ryū Faction."

[Ying: Why are you suddenly so serious? I have a bad feeling about this.]

The old woman said, "If you ask me, he's like that 'ghost beetle' you guys often play with—fierce-looking but kind-hearted, doesn't do evil, yet isn't afraid of fighting."

Araki Ichito: "The old woman isn't a ghost. She's called the old woman because she adopted me. I don't care what happens to me, but I don't want her to be pointed at and gossiped about because of me."

In the scene, Yi Dou is walking through a pile of fallen rocks, trying to save a green demon, even though the demon tells him to hurry up.

But he still charged forward despite the boulders.

(Narrator) The old woman: "In the past, when I adopted him, everyone thought I was a strange person, so they called me the old woman."

The situation in the scene is critical. A huge rock is about to hit the Blue Demon, but at the critical moment, it is blasted away by Ichidou's full-force attack!

(Narrator) Granny Ghost: "I've never thought this title was unpleasant; in fact, it makes me quite proud. Because Yi Dou is my pride."

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