Fairy Tail: I'm Not the Most Terrifying Mage

"Article 1: Mr. Jeffrit de la Vallière may only ever trade with Ms. Miragé Strauss and may not add any new trading partners."

“Don’t worry, the fewer people who know about this, the better,” Yefrit said. “You also have to promise me that you won’t tell anyone!”

This is Yefrit's last weakness!

It will become one of Yefried's deepest secrets!

“Of course, I have a second one,” Mirajane said.

"Article Two: If Mr. Jeffrit de la Vallière violates Article One, Ms. Miragé Strauss will..."

Mirajane gave a sinister smile that sent a chill down Yefrit's spine. She said in a chilling voice, "Erase the name Valier!"

'call'

Suddenly a cold wind blew by, as if a ghost had floated past from behind, even extending icy fingers to brush against Yefrit's nape.

"This is way too much!" Yefrit said, somewhat frightened. "Don't joke around."

"Haha, of course I was just kidding."

Mirajane laughed, and Yefrit breathed a sigh of relief, only to hear the other man say with a laugh, "It will just make Mr. Yefrit reach a state where he can't drink any more water right away."

"..." Yefrit remained silent, took out a handkerchief, and wiped the cold sweat from her forehead.

"The contract," Mirajane tilted her head slightly, "Should we still sign it?"

“I suddenly feel like I’m making a deal with the devil,” Yefrit said.

"Should we sign it?" Mirajane asked.

After a moment of silence, Yefrit gritted her teeth and said, "Sign!"

The two signed the contract, and it became effective. Magic then separated the paper into two copies, one for each person.

"It's getting late." Mirajane put away the contract and said, "Would you like to have dinner at my place?"

"What do you do at night?" Yefried asked curiously.

“Mapo tofu, braised pork, eggplant with minced meat,” Mirajane said.

Yefrit decisively said, "Please let me have a free meal!"

These are all his favorite foods!

Yefritte now had a gourd of wine hanging from her waist.

To be honest, the gourd doesn't quite match his style of dress.

But people's attention wasn't on this minor incongruity.

Please note--

Yefritte!

Wine gourd!

Early this morning.

He then went to the guild.

‘Wow’

He casually sat down in front of Kana.

"What are you doing?" Kana put down her wine glass.

“Kana, you look beautiful today,” Yefrit said earnestly.

Everyone looked at him, wondering what prank he was going to pull this time.

"Oh, thank you." Kana wasn't going to blush or get flustered by this guy's flirting. She waved her hand dismissively and said, "Don't get too close to me."

Chapter 94, Guild Riot

"The way he drinks," Yefrit said, "is also very dashing and handsome!"

"What exactly do you want?" Kana looked at him helplessly.

She came to confess her feelings to me?

Did some clueless guy force-feed this guy red wine this morning?

Yefrit has had similar experiences before. Previously, Abba Grin bought red wine chocolates, and when the others weren't watching him closely, he ate two of them.

That day, every girl in the guild received a year's worth of confessions!

'Snapped'

Yefrit placed the gourd on the table and said, "However, it's still a little less impressive than my elegant way of drinking."

As he spoke, he opened the lid and waved it in front of Kana, letting her smell the alcohol inside.

"You rascal!" Kana was indeed shocked—this wine gourd wasn't just for show; it was filled with a rich aroma of wine!

Has Yefrit gone mad?

Although he always pretended to be stubborn, even if no one said anything, he himself knew to stay away from all kinds of alcohol. Why today?

To the astonishment of Kana and the shocked gazes of the crowd, Yefrit raised his gourd and poured red wine into his mouth—he imitated the chivalrous figures in his past life's TV dramas, holding the gourd high with the spout far from his mouth, the clear wine falling from the sky into his mouth, its aroma filling the air.

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Everyone's mouths dropped open, even Natsu looked surprised.

“Love?!” Happy asked in confusion.

"Huh?!?!?!" The entire guild gasped in shock!

Yefrit drinking—that's practically on par with Natsu not getting carsick and Gray not taking off his clothes!

Has the world gone mad?!

"How is this possible?" Kana exclaimed incredulously. "It can't be real!"

She snatched the gourd and poured the wine into her mouth.

"Is it really alcohol?!"

Kana's hand trembled, and the gourd fell onto the table.

Yefried smiled, picked up the gourd, and sighed, looking rather lonely at the top.

"Hey--"

"Alcohol is a good thing; you can't live without it at every meal."

As he spoke, he poured a mouthful of wine into his mouth with a lonely, snow-like expression, swallowed it as if it were plain water, then shook his wine gourd and walked towards Natsu.

The guild members were stunned, staring blankly at Yefrit's retreating figure, their heads turning as he walked, their jaws agape for a long time.

"Yo, Natsu, good morning." Yefrit patted Natsu, then, "Hiccup—"

He let out a burp, which made Natsu's hair sway slightly.

"Oh dear, I'm so sorry," Yefrit quickly said. "I drank quite a bit this morning, I'm a little tipsy, and I couldn't quite control myself. Please don't mind."

He emphasized the words "slightly tipsy" in particular.

"You bastard!" Gray snatched Yefrit's gourd of wine, poured it into his mouth, and then froze—it really was wine!

Gray, like Cana, has gone mad.

Yefried took the gourd from the other person's hand and swayed as he walked to the counter.

Mirajane smiled and said, "It seems Mr. Yefried has indeed been deceiving everyone all along; so he can drink after all."

“Of course.” Yefrit raised her chin.

Mirajane said, "However, it's important to drink in moderation, so don't overindulge."

"Um," Yefrit felt that Mirajane's words had a hidden meaning.

Mirajane leaned closer, and a fragrant breeze wafted over. She said gently, "Drinking too much can make you need to pee, and it will also affect your sense of taste."

Is it a side effect?

Yefrit looked at Mirajane, who smiled slightly and straightened up.

That's true, after all, it's just sugar water.

Yes.

This wine gourd holds a secret.

It is a magical item with two layers.

When Yefritte holds it, the inner layer unlocks, pouring out the alcoholic beverage brewed by Mirajane.

And when Yefried lets go, anyone who holds it will pour out wine.

Yefritte tucked the gourd into her waistband.

"You—" Natsu was about to speak when Gray stopped him, whispering, "This guy is very well prepared this time. It will be very difficult to expose him. We must catch him off guard!"

That's right.

It's not just Gray.

No one believed that Yevlith was drinking wine.

It was as if one day, Gray suddenly arrived at the guild dressed in thick clothes and didn't take them off all day.

Everyone will think that Gray has been switched!

Similarly—

It is impossible for Jefried to have poured the wine into his mouth.

The problem lies with that wine gourd!

But if we expose him now, since he dares to show off like this, he must have a way to deal with it!

This guy is the kind of person who doesn't fight unprepared battles.

and so--