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Another person kicked his legs in frustration and cursed, "Idiot! Gui water is a woman's menstrual blood!"
"Isn't that just menstrual blood?"
"葵 is a misspelling; it should be pronounced 'gui shui'! It also has the meaning of menstruation."
"Holy crap? Does that mean I drank menstrual blood?" The person who asked the question turned green and vomited a glob of foul-smelling blood. The stench instantly filled the air, and the others nearby also vomited.
Amanosaki, covering his nose, jumped around in the vomit of a group of people, listening to them angrily cursing the demon:
"Damn it, what kind of menstrual cycle is so amazing? You must be menstruating from a female dinosaur from 200 million years ago!"
"This Gui Shui Yin is too lousy, it's actually this kind of trash? And I was even ambushed by this thing? I should just buy a block of tofu and smash my head against it!"
"You filthy slut, how dare you scheme against your grandpa! Just wait till I get back, I'll buy up every single sanitary napkin in the entire Yushan area and make sure you go hungry and cold!"
Everyone was in excruciating pain, and their insults against Gui Shuiyin became increasingly vicious. Even Amanosaki couldn't help but turn away, refusing to listen to these vile words.
"Ahhhh!"
A shriek emanated from underground, as pitch-black water gushed through the scorched earth. The foul-smelling black water flowed across the asphalt road, and countless transparent dead fish emerged from the cracks, reflecting light in the blazing firelight and sunlight.
These are all organisms from groundwater.
"Is Gui water not rain or dew? Its roots in Hai and Zi represent rivers; if the pillar lacks Kun and Kan, the self is weak; if the chart has wealth and official stars, too many are not advisable. Shen, Zi, and Chen together form a superior chart; Yin, Wu, and Xu together require balance; even if fire and earth are present in the depths of summer, a journey to the northwest is not excessive."
The black water on the ground splashed and slapped against each other, and the obscure poems swirled around. Amanosaki blinked. Like the other heroes lying down, he couldn't understand a single word. He just treated it as nonsense, letting them continue to curse and shout.
"Are you reciting your mother's poems? Should I buy a 'merit-filled machine' and put it on your parents' graves so they can recite them for you every day?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that you demons are bastards, without fathers or mothers."
The sound of the water subsided for a moment, then became more and more turbulent, turning into a piercing roar, as if countless turbines were churning within it!
"I am menstrual blood! Not menstrual fluid!"
The voice was filled with boundless resentment and anger. Suddenly, the black water gushing from the ground surged up, creating huge waves in the Sanjiangtangkou area, which is higher than the Three Gorges Reservoir, and rushed towards the wounded.
Chapter 56: Karmic Fire Battles Gui Water
Flames from the Sanjiang Hall shot straight into the sky, breaking through the dark clouds and revealing the afternoon sun.
The scorching summer sun and the intense heat of the fire complement each other, truly giving one the feeling of the Flaming Mountains.
The highway was rocked by a series of shocks as several wide craters appeared, from which countless streams of dark, stagnant water gushed out, throwing out blind fish and shrimp that lived in the underground water. Large numbers of corpses floated on the surface, each with a bloated belly and a blackened body.
It is as black as Gui water, like the putrid black water gushing from the sewers of a century-old city, carrying the power to pollute everything.
Even though they were on land, the huge waves circled around the altar where Amanosaki was located, one wave higher than the next, until the leading wave surged seven or eight meters high. Then, the huge wave seemed to finally give up its worries and rushed towards Amanosaki.
"Oh my god! I'm doomed today!" Someone cried and pounded the floor, looking like he was doomed.
Some people shook their heads and closed their eyes, unable to bear to look, as if they were afraid to see themselves being submerged in menstrual fluid.
Amanosaki silently apologized, thinking to himself that this situation was beyond the control of someone like him.
Just as he was about to call for help from his wealthy girlfriend, an arc-shaped pillar of fire descended from the sky, slamming into the dark wave in front of him like a fist, instantly evaporating the wave and revealing the melted asphalt.
The ethereal female voice exuded a chilling murderous aura:
"Hiding? Why aren't you hiding anymore? I thought I'd have to boil all the water off this mountain before you'd come out, you coward."
"I bother!"
The black Gui Shui opened a thousand mouths and retorted, "Not bothering you is giving face to Qunxia Mountain. I can drug an entire sect, how could I not control a little nun like you?!"
A pool of dark, moist fluid swelled up, revealing glimpses of flesh-colored skin beneath the surface. Her alluring, rounded curves were exposed without any concealment. Beneath a pair of naturally sinister eyes hung a sharp, sarcastic mouth.
The Bhikkhuni Karma Fire, high in the sky, was surrounded by six fireballs, shining like a god. When she heard Gui Shuiyin mock her for not protecting others and even scold her for being "small," she was furious.
She flicked her finger, and the fireballs landed gracefully, bursting into flames. The six fireballs burned away all the Gui water around the altar!
Amanosaki was so hot that he could barely stand and could only kneel down, his hands gripping the edge of the altar tightly. The scorching wind blew over his head, and he could smell the burnt smell of his hair being roasted.
Barely opening his eyes to look around, Amanosaki was surprised to find that Yubaba and Li Junzi had vanished!
"Oh my god!" he exclaimed, and quickly sent a telepathic message to Granny Tang.
"Tom! Tom! Come save me! If you don't come soon, you'll be living the life of a widow!"
'What's the matter? I've already used witchcraft on your colleagues who drank the cursed water; their lives are hanging by a thread.'
Yubaba's leisurely voice entered his mind, infuriating Amanosaki: 'But this evil spirit called Gui Shui Yin wants to kill us!'
"Don't worry, don't worry. This Gui Shuiyin and that Ye Huo Bhikkhuni aren't using ordinary water and fire. Gui Shuiyin wants to kill you, and the Bhikkhuni wants to save you; let them fight it out. I'm out of battery, so I'm logging off."
Amanosaki tilted his head back, tears welling in his eyes, only to be quickly dried by the intense heat.
"The phone is rechargeable and doesn't use fuel, so let's leave that aside for now."
"But I'm the only one in my family with a cell phone. You and I are communicating using superpowers! Where did this phone come from?! Tom! Tom, answer me! Why won't you speak?!"
Gui Shuiyin pursed her lips, glancing somewhat angrily at Amanosaki, who was jumping up and down on his own, completely ignoring her. She stretched out her hand and pointed south, her face shifting between water and flesh, reflecting an unpredictable interplay of light and shadow:
"Are you really going to get entangled with me? There's nothing left here. But the heroes of Sanjiang Reservoir have all received the distress signal. If a new wave of four-clawed scale fish arrives at this time, what will those queen fish, who have a blood feud with humans, do in the face of the lifeless dam?"
"Will they breach the dam to reproduce, or will they use the floodwaters to rush into downstream cities for revenge? There are 300 billion cubic meters of water in the reservoir."
Gui Shuiyin held up three fingers and waved them defiantly, saying, "300 billion!"
The nun, Karma Fire, spat, and bright sparks flew from the fireball and saliva surrounding her: "Don't try any tricks on me, you demon!"
She raised her vajra pestle and shouted, "I'll kill you here, and then I can go to the reservoir!"
After saying that, she stomped her bare feet, which were white with a hint of pink, and her body plummeted more than ten meters, causing the ground temperature to rise to an even more terrifying level.
Seeing that the nun was persistent, Gui Shuiyin sneered repeatedly: "Why don't you fight on the ground? Ah! Are you afraid that if you land, you'll burn all these heroes to death?"
She laughed wildly, "You've been cultivating diligently with Buddhist scriptures, yet you can't even suppress your own supernatural abilities. You're a complete waste!"
The nun, Karma Fire, was filled with hatred. Every word that Gui Shui Yin uttered was an insult to her sore spot. She immediately stopped wasting her breath and swung her vajra downwards, causing the gathered flames to transform into a pillar of fire that crashed to the ground.
The Yin water element was completely swallowed up by the fire pillar.
The pillars of fire were released with every movement of the Bhikkhuni Karma, and six fireballs rotated in a disc behind her, as if there were Buddha's light.
The pitch-black Gui water on the ground was swallowed up by the fire, leaving no trace.
"Hmph, all talk and no action, nothing special."
Seeing that the Gui water had been cleared, the Bhikkhuni of Karma Fire disdainfully turned her head away.
Just as she was distracted checking on the injuries of the heroes on the altar, countless black arrows of Gui water shot out from the pit and the crevices of the surrounding rocks, completely enveloping the karmic fire nun!
The thick, black Gui water stretched endlessly, condensing into a huge water mass in the air that swallowed the fireball and the nun!
"Oh no! This demon is faking its death!"
The swordsman, whose lower body was corroded away and whose intestines were being dragged out, stared with bloodshot eyes and screamed in agony.
"The Yang aspect of Gui Water represents rain, rivers, and the nourishment of life. The Yin aspect of Gui Water represents swamps and weak water, which drown living beings. Since I am called Yin Gui Water, little nun, why don't you guess what happens if you soak in Gui Water?"
"Yushan Province experiences abundant rainfall every year, with a hot and humid climate and persistent underground moisture. In order to capture this branch completely, how could I come empty-handed? I have already blocked the underground water veins near this Sanjiang branch, and I have transformed all the water veins within a radius of twenty miles into Gui water, which connects directly to the Yangtze River!"
"Just wait for the downstream area to be washed away by the great flood!"
The arrogant voices echoed from all directions in the mountains. A massive amount of black water gushed out from the crevices of the rocks around the Sanjiang Hall, rushing straight down the mountain. The bushes, trees, beasts, and ants along the way were immediately shriveled or died after being soaked in the black water.
As more and more black water shot into the air, Amanosaki's heart sank to the bottom.
These heroes were already in such a sorry state just from being wiped by the Guishui rain; what about the little nun who was soaking in the water? Wouldn't she be torn apart from her flesh and blood?
Amanosaki called out to Yubaba in his heart, but there was no response.
"do not care!"
He gritted his teeth, picked up the less seriously injured swordsman beside him, and shouted, "Retreat quickly! Can't you see we're in the way of the great hero!" as he ran away.
The Gui water gushing from the pit seemed to have eyes, rolling in and submerging the ground again. Amanosaki rushed to the edge of the altar, looking at the terrifying Gui water with a gloomy expression.
The Gui water surged several times, attempting to splash water droplets and injure Amanosaki, but each time it was repelled by an invisible force within the area above the altar.
It seems that without accumulating a certain amount of water, this Gui water cannot break through this altar.
The Yin Gui Water focused its main energy on suppressing the little nuns, so it couldn't do anything to them for the time being.
"Fools, just stay put. I'll deal with you after I finish off this nun. Now, enjoy your last moments."
A strange mouth opened from the black water, spoke in an imperious manner, and then dispersed.
Amanosaki would never have wanted to be left to die.
Amanosaki was a penniless person who refused to give up hope even after transmigrating, and now that he has become a knight-errant, he has even less reason to sit idly by and wait for death!
His mind raced: 'Tang wouldn't harm me. She wouldn't show up in such a critical situation; she must be up to something big.'
"Time...it will take time."
Amanosaki gritted his teeth, looking at the black sun-like mass of water, feeling a sense of powerlessness he had never felt before.
Damn it, I was clearly helping out, but it was all Tom's doing, and I was just a spectator.
Feeling somewhat discouraged, he simply sat cross-legged by the altar, staring blankly at the strange Earthly Water.
Overlooking the mountaintop overlooking the Sanjiang Hall, Granny Tang was sitting in a recliner, a parasol above her head, sipping her juice with relish.
Li Junzi, who was sitting on another recliner that was making a creaking noise, was a little uneasy: "Sister-in-law, my brother is still downstairs. Is it really okay for us to slack off like this?"
"The emperor isn't worried, but the eunuch is," Granny Tang rolled her eyes at Li Junzi. "This duel isn't over yet."
"Branch-level, which corresponds to a provincial-level superhuman. Anyone who can be valued by a province must have stood out from tens of millions of people. Do you really underestimate them?"
Li Junzi awkwardly scratched his head: "The special abilities of branch-level heroes are rarely exposed. Apart from those heroes who have signed contracts, everyone keeps them relatively secret. Before and after becoming famous, the Nun Yehuo was practicing in the temple, and no one has seen her true abilities."
Then he became excited: "So, does this mean the nun heroine might be able to escape?"
"It's not just hopeful, it's certain," Granny Yu said, gesturing with her chin. "Look, here it is!"
The thick mass of fluid began to swell irregularly in several places, looking disgusting, like countless small pustules sprouting from a boil.
The ethereal and otherworldly chanting of Buddhist hymns pierced through the Gui water and resounded in the sky.
"I speak of the red lotus, vast and boundless. It radiates all colors and lights, like the eight precious colors. It can beautify heaven and earth, and can ward off disasters and evil."
The Gui water swelled up, and a dazzling pale orange light was revealed in the Gui water bubble that had been stretched to its limit. Finally, the bubble could not hold on any longer and burst open with a "poof," revealing the terrifying high temperature inside.
The young nun radiated light, like a glowing ember. Her robes had burned away, and the flickering flames cast shadows on her body, creating a visual illusion.
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