My wife is the stand-in.
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Amanosaki's lungs were instantly destroyed!
"Nozaki, now's the time!"
Watching his loved one get sprayed with a lethal dose of capsaicin, the pain surged into his brain as the words "as if I were there" echoed in his mind.
Instead of feeling anxious, Rin Tohsaka shouted excitedly.
She waved her clenched fists, like a wife and fan watching her husband dominate the court, shouting and jumping wildly.
Amanosaki immediately activated his hands, and as he squeezed out the last of his magic power, the crystallized claws continued to grow, transforming into a sharp shape like a short sword.
Mr. Chili hugged Amanosaki?
Do not!
Amanosaki hugged Mr. Chili!
He embraced Mr. Chili's strong body, his ten short, sword-like claws digging deep into the man's lower back, tearing through muscles, piercing his kidneys, puncturing his liver, and tearing apart his intestines and stomach. Amanosaki's ten fingers twitched slightly from the pain throughout his body, but he had caused unimaginable damage to Mr. Chili's internal organs!
Amanosaki coughed up a large amount of foul blood, smearing it all over Mr. Chili's face.
Mr. Chili also suffered internal bleeding, with blood flowing freely from his mouth and nose.
The two embraced each other and collapsed at the same time.
"Oh my! This, this is the legendary mutual destruction technique!?"
The heroes were shocked.
Such intense combat, such a life-or-death sparring, was hard for most of the onlookers, who had not yet entered the martial arts world and had not yet begun to fight evil and defend the righteous path, to imagine.
Moreover, both of their opponents were chivalrous figures.
is it necessary?
Rin Tohsaka immediately went to Amanosaki, without even glancing at Mr. Chili, who was more seriously injured and almost dying beside her. She pressed a gem on Amanosaki's chest and began to suppress his injuries.
Then the heroes standing by understood: "This isn't a mutual destruction, it's a matter of living as long as heaven and earth!"
While everyone sighed, they all felt sorry for Mr. Chili.
Look, this swordsman doesn't have a girlfriend, so he can only lie there waiting to die, while the one with a girlfriend can get immediate treatment.
So being single can actually have a positive correlation with a person's safety!
Considering their chances of survival and post-war recovery, the heroes couldn't help but think about "finding a relationship and getting married as soon as possible."
At that moment, sharp footsteps came from the outside of the corridor. Security guards in tactical uniforms, led by their captain, escorted a doctor in a white coat who was pushing a stretcher and rushed into the cordoned-off area.
They entered the site in a high-profile manner, carrying brooms, tool bags, and alloy plates of various sizes, with signs on their backs that read "Under Construction" and "Please Detour".
They clearly came prepared.
"Security team is cleaning up the area. Unauthorized personnel, please leave!"
The captain shouted with great energy, bringing this unexpected confrontation to a close.
Chapter 40: The Goddess in the Ward
The doctor in the lead had a stethoscope hanging around his neck; he was none other than the same doctor who had treated JK's kidneys yesterday without sterilization or instruments, and who had gripped and squeezed them with his hands.
He looked at the blood all over the ground and the horribly swollen and red skin all over Amanosaki's body, and a pained expression of empathy appeared on his face:
"My goodness, it looks so painful."
Rin Tohsaka didn't loosen her grip on Amanosaki's hand while treating him, and glared at the doctor with annoyance: "Stop talking nonsense, are you going to save him or not? If not, get out of here."
"So fierce."
The doctor pulled down his mask and complained. Before he could say anything more, he immediately inhaled the capsaicin that Mr. Chili had just spat out, which hadn't yet been dried by the exhaust fan. He immediately bent over and coughed, his face red and his neck thick, his body hunched over like a shrimp.
"Cough cough—ah, ptooey!"
The doctor coughed for a few seconds, tears and snot streaming down his face, and then he spat out a clump of thick, jelly-like phlegm, which was coated with capsaicin. The nurse next to him watched the doctor's reckless behavior with a detached air and handed him a handkerchief.
After wiping his mouth, the doctor, with a mournful face, quickly put on a mask, walked around Rin Tohsaka, squatted down next to Mr. Chili, and raised his hand, intending to use the same trick as before to stick his finger into the wound.
The finger stopped when it was still a centimeter away from the wound.
The doctor looked up and said helplessly to Rin Tohsaka, "Girl, I've already started treating you. Can you stop looking at me like that? My body is too fragile to withstand a fist as big as a clay pot from you, grandma."
Rin Tohsaka, her face cold, gestured towards Nozaki with her chin: "Save him first."
“But my injuries are much more serious. His intestines are torn open, and he’s covered in feces. His internal organs are like a giant petri dish for bacteria, and he’s almost certainly going to get infected.”
Rin Tohsaka remained unmoved, her face still expressionless.
The doctor pointed to Rin Tohsaka's glowing hand: "Didn't you save her? I think we don't need to waste medical resources, right?"
Rin Tohsaka narrowed her eyes, and the hairs on the back of the doctor's back stood on end. He coughed lightly and said in a serious tone, "I think the fluid buildup in his lungs could lead to suffocation, and the patient's life could end at any moment. If capsaicin remains for too long, it will inevitably cause permanent lung damage. If his eyes are exposed to capsaicin for too long, he will go blind if the delay continues. His tongue and mouth may lose their sense of taste or even suffer facial paralysis due to capsaicin."
He strode over to Amanosaki, looking righteous and awe-inspiring: "In conclusion, I believe this patient's condition is more serious."
"But you just said that the guy over there is dying, his belly is full of feces, and I saw that both of his kidneys were punctured... and he's still a man."
The nurse didn't hesitate to expose their mistake.
"What do you know?" the doctor reprimanded sternly. "On the battlefield, prioritizing the treatment of the lightly wounded, and in our work, ensuring the maximum recovery of the wounded is a doctor's duty! Whether from a military medical perspective or an emergency medical perspective, saving this patient is the optimal solution! Why don't you bring the distilled water and go check on the other patient's condition?"
The nurse looked at the doctor with disdain, reluctantly slapping the water hose under the stretcher onto his hand, muttering, "If you're afraid of getting beaten, just say so. Why make up these excuses? The old saying is so true: a man's mouth is a liar's mouth."
The doctor seemed completely oblivious to the nurse's complaints. He first smiled at Rin Tohsaka, ignoring the fact that she couldn't see him because he was wearing a mask. After asking Rin to dispel the magic, he reached out to pry open Amanosaki's mouth and nose to examine him first.
"If you dare touch him with that snotty hand you used to wipe your nose, I'll kill you." Rin Tohsaka's sinister voice struck the doctor's head with a light tap.
He could only whimper like a wronged puppy, washing his hands first before saving the person.
then……
"Tsk tsk, look at these blisters all over your mouth. The oral mucosa is already fragile, and after being sprayed with this capsaicin, it's like you have toads growing in your mouth. I bet your bronchi are like that too..."
"If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute!"
Rin Tohsaka spat out those words through gritted teeth, her voice brimming with murderous intent.
"Okay, okay. I'll shut up." The doctor made a zipping motion with his finger on his mask, then turned the faucet a few times to adjust the water flow.
Then he shoved the dragon head directly into Amanosaki's mouth.
The atomized water rushed directly into Amanosaki's mouth and overflowed from his nose.
“Please support the back of his neck to keep his throat clear, as blisters and swelling can narrow the throat.”
Once the doctor was treating Rin Tohsaka, he completely stopped talking and became fully focused, even speaking to her with a confident tone.
Rin adapted remarkably well to the doctor's instructions in this situation, which she considered a sign of professionalism.
As the throat opened, distilled water rushed into the lungs.
Soon, the water gushing from Amanosaki's mouth and nose took on a bloody tinge, like countless red lines overflowing from his mouth and nose.
"This capsaicin must have a Scoville rating of over 30, right? This kid is really tough; his lung function is barely damaged."
The doctor, with his eyes closed, said this, and after rinsing for two minutes, he directly inserted his hand into Amanosaki Saito, caressing something with a thoughtful expression on his face.
About two minutes later, he withdrew his hand, bringing with him a clump of bright red, semi-solidified mixture that looked like melted rubber. He inserted two fingers into Amanosaki's nose and gently twisted it to remove the blisters.
Then, spread it on the mixture, and the bubbles will transfer there.
"Madam, your husband is fine now. He just needs to rest for a while. Don't give him spicy food at noon, give him some nourishing food, and he can eat normally in the evening."
Rin Tohsaka turned her head slightly and said in a voice that no one could hear, "He's still my husband."
The doctor asked with a forced smile, "May I go visit another patient now?"
Rin Tohsaka waved impatiently, picked up Amanosaki, snatched the stroller, and asked before leaving, "What's your name?"
"Me?" The doctor didn't even wash his hands before tearing open the wound Amanosaki had made with his hands, which were covered in Amanosaki's saliva. "My surname is Sai, and my name is Sai Bian Tuo."
"Better than Bian Que and Hua Tuo?"
The doctor nodded: "My dad chose it. What do you think? Doesn't it look like a perfect match?"
Rin Tohsaka shook her head and pushed Amanosaki away.
After a series of tearing sounds, a foul stench filled the air. The nurse said in a disgusted tone, "Ugh~ it's not just the intestines that are rotting, the gallbladder is ruptured too! It's all different colors."
The doctor played with the intestines in his hand, chuckling as he teased the nurse: "Look at this section of intestine, doesn't it remind you of the spinach-dressed noodles at that vegetarian restaurant you always go to for your diet? Wow! Look, he ate hotpot last night, and he didn't even chew this tripe properly!"
"Disgusting! Go to hell!" the nurse yelled.
'This kind of clown shouldn't be called "Sai Bian Tuo" (a derogatory term for someone who rivals Bian Tuo), but rather "Sai You Zhan" (another derogatory term for someone who rivals You Zhan). He'd be quite aptly compared to the comedic characters in the "Biographies of Jesters" in the *Records of the Grand Historian*.'
Just as Rin Tohsaka was thinking, a hand blocked her way.
He was the captain of the security team.
He saluted, then said solemnly, "I'm sorry, miss. Lord Amber and the other important figures from the branch wish to meet this chivalrous hero."
"Even if he's still unconscious?" Rin Tohsaka asked in a hostile tone.
The security captain nodded. "We have arranged a top-of-the-line ward and a full set of medical equipment for his follow-up examination. There is a separate lounge outside the ward where important figures will wait for him to wake up."
Rin Tohsaka couldn't help but laugh upon hearing this. She curled her lips and said with a playful expression, "How could we dare? They're so busy. Let's just forget about it and follow the procedures. Amanosaki used his ability without permission within the branch. I heard that the branch even has an internal court. I'd like to take a look."
The security guard remained unmoved, as if Rin Tohsaka wasn't being sarcastic.
He maintained a businesslike attitude: "Let's go. We are also salaried employees. If you have the guts, then yell at us to our faces. It's not a good thing to bully us."
Rin Tohsaka snorted coldly, not denying what the security captain said.
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Amanosaki remained unconscious; the pain from the capsaicin had left his nerves utterly exhausted, and he was too tired to even dream.
After an unknown amount of time, countless scantily clad, heavily made-up old women suddenly emerged from the darkness.
These aging beauties called out enthusiastically, "Amanosaki, Amanosaki!" and pouting their fiery red lips as they kissed him.
Then he was startled awake.
Amanosaki jumped up from a sit-up, his face ashen, his scalp tingling, and he was panting heavily.
"You're awake? The surgery was a success. From now on, you'll be my best friend."
Rin's mature, older-sister-like voice rang out from the side, and Amanosaki hurriedly looked in the direction of the sound.
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