I am the most popular character in Naruto!

Watching Tsunade walk away and Chiaki look pitiful, the old butler smiled kindly: "It seems the Senju mansion will be bustling with activity from now on. Should we renovate it?"

He pulled out a small key to the storage room and muttered to himself, "I won't use the money the Second Master withheld from the First Master for now. I'll use the money I've withheld from the Eldest Miss over the years..."

……

Hokage's office.

"Sarutobi, why didn't you hand this over to me!"

Danzo Shimura, the Root of Konoha, confronted Hiruzen Sarutobi with two elders, Homura Mitokado and Koharu Utatane, all three with unfriendly expressions.

"The organization of Amegakure's reconnaissance team and war prevention have always been handled by the Anbu. Why did you entrust it to Jiraiya and the other two?"

Koharu Utatane immediately began to scold him, causing Hiruzen Sarutobi to frown slightly.

"Hiruzen, while you've considered this matter to some extent, we still have to respect the rules..."

As Hiruzen Sarutobi's childhood friend, Homura Mitokado also gently advised, "If the Hokage doesn't abide by the rules, then the rules will be nothing more than a piece of waste paper under the influence of those above."

"Tch, to put it bluntly, isn't it just about seizing control of the military? One playing the good cop and the other the bad cop, how interesting."

Jiraiya, leaning against the window, scoffed. He was the one who saw through everything and couldn't stand this farce the most.

He was just discussing the specifics with Hiruzen Sarutobi. Jiraiya knew Tsunade and Orochimaru's personalities well. They were fine with obeying orders and giving orders, but they couldn't handle tasks like forming reconnaissance teams, arranging personnel, or coordinating with other departments.

Tsunade's fiery temper and Orochimaru's erratic temper are both unsuitable.

Although Jiraiya himself wasn't suited for it, there was no other way. In the contest of who was worse, he was still the best, and someone always had to do the dirty and hard work.

"Jiraiya, shut up."

Hiruzen Sarutobi gave Jiraiya an approving look, but scolded him verbally.

Danzo looked at him coldly and said, "Jiraiya, you're just a Jonin. What right do you have to interrupt the elders?"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Jiraiya shrugged, indicating that he had no idea, and simply opened the window and squatted on the window frame to signal that he was about to leave.

"okay."

Hiruzen Sarutobi's aura hardened, and the air in the entire office became heavy.

At this time, Hiruzen Sarutobi was in his prime and was the undisputed number one ninja in the world. The title of "Ninja Hero" was not earned in jest.

Danzo and the two elders gasped for breath, and even Jiraiya shifted uncomfortably, secretly marveling at how awesome the old man was.

"Mito, the regulations..."

"...That must be followed."

Hiruzen Sarutobi spoke slowly, his imposing aura immediately relaxing. Danzo and the other two also breathed a sigh of relief and secretly wiped away their sweat.

The pressure from the Shadow was immense; if Danzo hadn't protected them, the two powerless elders, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu, would probably have collapsed on their own.

"Since you're prepared to follow the rules, then..."

Danzo took a deep breath and spoke quickly, afraid that if he didn't speak now, he would miss his chance.

However, Hiruzen Sarutobi did not seem to intend to give him any face.

"The Anbu needs to be reorganized; the Anbu system left by Tobirama-sensei is no longer applicable."

He glanced at Danzo and said, "Splitting off the Root branch from the Anbu, you will be in charge, specifically responsible for secret missions within Konoha."

"The Anbu will take over the remaining covert missions. As a department that is only responsible to me, Jiraiya will temporarily serve as the first leader, and then adjustments will be made later."

"In that case, wouldn't it be in accordance with regulations for me to entrust him with the task of forming the reconnaissance squad?"

Upon hearing this, Danzo's expression changed completely. He had previously been in complete control of the Anbu, which is why he was also known as the Root of Konoha.

The Anbu was established by Tobirama Senju with the aim of protecting Konoha through a combination of overt and covert operations.

When Hashirama Senju was still alive, Tobirama Senju was the head of the Anbu. When Tobirama Senju took over, Hiruzen Sarutobi took over the Anbu.

Similarly, Danzo, who was in charge of the Anbu at this time, was the one who could seamlessly take over as Hokage when Hiruzen Sarutobi had an accident.

But now?

Hiruzen Sarutobi was determined to dismantle the Anbu, removing Danzo and instead placing Jiraiya in the position of Anbu leader. Wasn't his intention clear enough?

This old man is grooming Jiraiya!

"I disagree!"

Danzo immediately said, his face as gloomy as if shrouded in dark clouds, "The Anbu represents another side of Konoha, another foundation of Konoha, and must be in charge of by someone capable of controlling the overall situation!"

"?"

Jiraiya felt someone was scolding him for not being able to control the situation, so he squatted on the window frame and scratched his head.

"Hokage, this is inappropriate!"

"Yes, Hiruzen, this matter involves a great deal of information. You should reconsider..."

Koharu Utatane, looking indignant, and Homura Mitokado, who kept trying to persuade him, both spoke up, causing Hiruzen Sarutobi to frown deeply.

The elders left behind by Tobirama were also useless; Konoha only needed the voice of the Hokage.

Danzo is easy to talk about, but the other two don't have any direct points of criticism, which is frustrating.

In an instant, the Hokage's office was in chaos. Just as Hiruzen Sarutobi was about to speak, a loud crash came from the window, and Jiraiya, who was crouching on the window frame, screamed and flew into the Hokage's office.

"Old man! I've kidnapped a child! Pay up!"

Chapter Five: This water is too deep.

The scene was a little awkward for a moment.

Hiruzen Sarutobi sat in his chair, dumbfounded. Koharu Utatane and Homura Mitokado were huddled behind a bookshelf, terrified. Danzo Shimura was cursing as he pushed away Jiraiya, who was pressing down on him.

Jiraiya groaned as he got up, not forgetting to pretend to slip and stomp on the ground a few more times.

However, he quickly got up, rushed to Tsunade, and said with a mixture of grief and humility, "Tsunade? You're pregnant?"

"Whose child is it?"

"It's okay, even if you don't know, it's fine, I'll raise it!"

"roll!"

Tsunade retaliated by punching the sycophant away again, hitting Shimura Danzo who had finally managed to get up.

Danzo, who was knocked to the ground again: ...I suspect you did this on purpose!

"Cough cough!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi then realized what was happening, coughed twice, waved to Jiraiya to let him up, and then looked at Tsunade and asked, "Tsunade, what's going on?"

"It's nothing serious, just the girl...boy left behind by my second grandfather."

Tsunade waved her hand. "I've decided to adopt him. From now on, I'll name him Senju Chiaki and include him in the Senju clan's genealogy."

She pulled Chiaki out from behind her back. Chiaki's shy and adorable appearance with her head down made everyone's eyes light up.

She's a very pretty girl!

"Baby, from now on you'll be my daughter. Call her Tsunade Mom and Daddy..."

In a flash, Jiraiya rushed over, his eyes shining as he grabbed Chiaki's hand. True to his lecherous nature, he rushed over and began to caress Chiaki's hand.

But the next second, he suddenly froze.

Something's wrong! Little Jiraiya isn't reacting either!

Having traveled all over the country for so many years, Jiraiya was always proud of his incredibly sensitive radar.

Whether it's a married woman or a young girl, whether it's the prime minister's favorite or the Viet Cong's favorite, as long as she's a pretty girl, the radar will definitely go off.

He tried hard to recall what Tsunade had said earlier, and his face turned pale.

Are you a boy?

"Um……"

Chiaki looked at Jiraiya, who was behaving exactly as expected and was extremely familiar to him, and nodded even more shamefully.

What would it feel like to watch a familiar character from an anime grope you?

Still facing myself dressed in women's clothing...

Jiraiya glanced blankly at Chiaki, whose head was slightly raised, her face flushed, and whose shyness was so captivating that it made one's heart flutter, before turning to stare blankly at Tsunade.

"Tell me this isn't true..."

"idiot."

Tsunade gave him a disdainful look. "He's just a boy who looks like a girl. What's so shocking about that?"

"Look around, besides you, who else here has been fooled by Qianqiu's appearance?"

Jiraiya glanced around; Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu remained speechless and dazed, while Danzo stared intently at Chiaki's face, seemingly trying to make a judgment.

Needless to say, Hiruzen Sarutobi also inherited the Will of Fire, and Jiraiya had already done everything he wanted to do for him, which resulted in him also being in a state of doubt about life.

I thought I could handle it, but I didn't expect Qianqiu to be such a deep place that even Renxiong capsized.

After confirming that he wasn't the only idiot, Jiraiya looked at Tsunade with a blank expression.

It's so embarrassing.

"Uh……"

Tsunade: ("▔□▔)

What should I do if I call everyone in Konoha's upper echelons idiots? I need help urgently. Should I move to another city?

"How about I have Chi-chan spin you around to ease the tension?"

Tsunade chuckled awkwardly, and Chiaki gave her an indignant look.

Guwen!

It's fine if I'm in my own room, I'll wear a little skirt if you ask me to, and I'll spin around if you ask me to!

But where are we now?!