Yu-Gi-Oh! The Pitfall Hero

"Speaking of which... I haven't seen Kisara lately? Isono, do you know where she went?"

President Kaiba, who was originally completely uninterested in women, showed an unusual interest in this blue-eyed white dragon spirit with whom he had a complicated relationship.

Besides the bonds between his companions, he has always maintained 100% attention and care for the star he found.

Their relationship was less like that of intimate lovers and more like that of a lively and adorable white-haired girl and her worried old father...

……snort!

If any fool dares to harm even a single hair on her head...

I, Seto Kaiba, swear that I will make him regret ever being born into this world!

Thinking of that insignificant possibility, the seahorse's brows furrowed, and an invisible, terrifying pressure began to emanate from its body.

Of course, no one could possibly harm a legendary dragon with an attack power of 3000...

In most cases, it's actually Kisara protecting the seahorse who's gotten carried away playing cards...

This has been the case recently as well.

If she hadn't gone to the underworld to forcibly pull Kaiba back, our dear President Kaiba might have been planning to abandon the company's business and fight Pharaoh Atem for another three hundred rounds!

……

Incidentally, when Kisara arrived in the Underworld in her true form as the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, the scene she witnessed was roughly like this—

Kaiba and Yami Yugi stand facing each other on either side of the throne.

Kaiba held up a high-tech 3D Duel Disk, while Yami Yugi directly summoned the ancient Egyptian monster tablets...

Kaiba (with a confident and arrogant expression, classic fusion 4-for-1 move): "Game! Let the form of the strongest evolved dragon be imprinted deep in your eyes! Fusion Summon! Appear here! My Tamashii—[True Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon] (ATK 4500)!"

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True Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon (Anime Version)

(Dragon/Light/12-star/Attack 4500/Defense 3800)

Blending/Effects:

Blue-Eyes White Dragon + Blue-Eyes White Dragon + Blue-Eyes White Dragon

①: If you have "Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon" in your Extra Deck, this card can attack 3 times once during a Duel. This card is destroyed at the end of the Battle Phase of the turn this effect is used.

②: If this card is in the Graveyard, your "Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon" cannot be targeted by your opponent's Spell/Trap/Monster effects, nor are they affected by effects.

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The Ultimate Blast Bullet Triple Strike, with a combined attack power of up to 4500 points, is enough to overturn any monster!

This is the source of the seahorse's confidence.

Atum (Yami Yugi): "Oh? I see... I happen to have some new cards here too!"

Kaiba: "Hmph! No matter what kind of card it is, none of them can be a match for my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! Unbeatable and the strongest! I absolutely cannot lose to you now!"

Dark Game (with a smirk): "...Solvador Kana (That's not necessarily true)!"

Seahorse (perfectly matching a shocked expression): "...What?!"

Yami Yugi (raising one hand high, causing the stone tablet to shake): "I activate the Spell Card 'Ritual of the Super Warrior' from my hand, sacrificing 'Knight of the Frontier' and 'Knight of the Night' as tributes to perform a Ritual Summon!"

"One soul guides the light, one soul guides the darkness, and in the end, light and darkness create a chaotic environment! Descend! [Legendary Gladiator Chaos Warrior] (Attack Power 3000)!"

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The legendary gladiator, Chaos Warrior

(Earth attribute/Warrior race/8 stars/Attack power 3000/Guardian Ritual/Effect: "Chaos Form" "Super Warrior Ritual" descends.)

This card cannot be Special Summoned unless it is Ritual Summoned.

①: Before drawing a card during your draw phase, you can reveal this card in your hand to your opponent to activate this effect. Instead of performing a normal draw this turn, add 1 Ritual Spell Card from your Deck to your hand.

②: As long as this card is in the Monster Zone, your opponent cannot activate its effects during your Battle Phase.

③: When this card, Ritual Summoned using a Normal Monster, destroys an opponent's monster by an attack, you can activate this effect. Return all cards on your opponent's field to their owner's Deck. (Power Points: 2500)

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"The Chaos Warrior monster summoned using the [Knight of the Night] ritual gains the following effect."

●Once per turn, you can target 1 monster your opponent controls; banish that monster.

●Once per turn, during your Main Phase, you can activate this effect. Banish 1 random card from your opponent's hand until their next End Phase, face-down.

"The Chaos Warrior monster Ritual Summoned using the card 'Knight of the Frontier' gains the following effect."

●Once per turn, you can target 1 monster your opponent controls; banish that monster.

●This effect can only be activated when this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle and sends it to the Graveyard. This card can only attack once more.

"...What??? There are so many effects... Wait! Game, you've never even left the Underworld... How did you get all these new cards?"

A thousand questions swirled in Kaiba's mind, but before he could ask any more, Yami Yugi on the other side had already activated the monster's effect: "[Legendary Gladiator Chaos Warrior] (Knight of the Night) (Knight of the Beginning) effect activated! Banish [True Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon] from your field, and then banish one card from your hand!"

"...The resistance effect of [True Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon] can only be activated in the graveyard! Kaiba, you were careless!"

Kaiba (stomps his foot hard on the solid floor) "...You're the one who was careless...Yugi! After [True Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon] leaves the field, I can Special Summon White Bride from my hand!"

Kisara: "...Huh?!"

Upon seeing the card that Kaiba had pulled out, Kisara, who had rushed over, blushed instantly.

She recalled the pure white wedding dress she had worn before, the two of them embracing in a sea of ​​flowers, and that sweet kiss of vows…

Having transcended the barriers of time and race, and overcome the entanglements of past and present lives, we are finally able to... make an eternal vow under the blue sky, swearing to stay together forever and ever...

Marry me, Kisara!

No… stay with me forever! No one will ever be able to separate us again…

No matter where you are in the world after this, I will find you.

Time cannot separate us, nor can other worlds isolate us!

Ugh... Kurushi (feeling distressed)!

Sweet memories, along with the sweet words that President Kaiba had once spoken, flooded Kisara's heart.

In this situation, it directly turned into a public display of shame...

Wow, my wife is amazing! Aren't you envious? (Game)

Your Mana is still a little bit inferior to my Kisara! (A little bit: Fingertip Universe)

Dark Game: "emmm..."

As one of the witnesses, Yami Yugi naturally attended the grand wedding of the seahorse with the help of Omoka.

So after seeing Kisara's reaction, he quietly started watching the drama unfold.

"...The pure white power hidden in the source of infinite time, raise your wings that tremble amidst the intertwining echoes of souls, emerge from the azure abyss! Appear! Bride White... no! Abyss-Eyed White Dragon!"

Completely oblivious to Kisara standing to the side, Kaiba brazenly called out his wife's name.

"Ah this..."

After glancing at Kisara, who was standing there blushing and fidgeting with her slender white fingers, Yami Yugi silently withdrew his arm, adopting an attitude of indifference.

"……Um?"

"Hahaha... Why are you backing away in the game? Could it be... you're afraid of me?"

Somewhat puzzled by Yami Yugi's reaction, Kaiba, engrossed in the card game and beaming with smugness, subconsciously followed Yami Yugi's gaze to his side, and then...

Then he saw Kisara staring at him with a face full of shame and anger...

Seahorse: "Uh... (=ω=；)"

Kisara: "(???)"

Dark Game: "...Hehehe^_^ (Eating popcorn)"

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In short, after Kisara temporarily brought President Kaiba back from the underworld...

Then they had a great time.

The president, who had been completely drained by the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, needed his younger brother Mokuba's support to barely get around for quite some time afterward...

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"...President?"

President Kaiba, whose mind was wandering, was brought back to his senses by Isono's reminder.

He shook his head, refocusing his attention on the task at hand: "Ah... oh! Where were we?"

"Oh...you said you planned to go to the Duel Academy to deal with the Seven Star King issue, and then you asked me about Kisara...Lady's whereabouts?"

After carefully considering his words, Isono answered somewhat uncertainly.

"Oh... So, where did she go for a stroll?" Although he felt a bit annoyed by Isono's use of the term "Madam," Kaiba didn't say anything in rebuttal.

Well... all I can say is that getting married for free is really great...

Women... will only slow down my card-drawing speed!

But Card Spirits won't (lol)!