Douluo Continent: A Thousand Miles of Cultivation

"Aren't you good at reading minds? Go ahead and read them!"

How do you read "心念电转" (xin niàn diàn zhuǎn)? Reading minds only means reading the inner voice, not the mind.

"How should I know! Tell me!" Hei An Qian Renxue said with unusual righteousness.

With her arms crossed and her little legs striding forward, Xiao Qianrenxue almost ignored the idiot behind her. "Let's go find Xiaoshui~ Since he's stuck in his inner demon tribulation and I'm here, of course I have to help him."

"Tch~ Do you even know where he is?"

The little angel raised an eyebrow. The idiot had told her another piece of information—she had no memories of her own!

Since Qian Shui released Niwan Palace, Qian Renxue has gained Qian Shui's complete memories. If Dark Qian Renxue knew this, she would certainly not be unfamiliar with this place.

Because this is Qianshui's hometown, the place where he died in his previous life.

Their destination was, of course, Qian Shui's home!

"Surprise inspection!"

Chapter 294 Little Angel Quickly Overcomes the Inner Demon Tribulation [7000 words]

"Hiss!! Oh my god... Waaah..."

Qian Shui, who was in so much pain that she cried out for her mother, barely managed to open her eyes.

He was feeling extremely uncomfortable. Not only was his head spinning, but half of his body seemed to be numb, perhaps due to his posture. Furthermore, he was covered in cold sweat, clinging to the blankets, and the sticky feeling made him incredibly uncomfortable.

With no time to spare, he seemingly habitually raised his hand.

"I don't usually time travel. If I do, it has to be something like Cover the Sky! Investiture of the Gods is out of the question, Creation of the Heavens is okay, but going head-to-head with the Six Sages is just too crazy."

Subconsciously, Qian Shui read a passage aloud in fits and starts. It felt strangely familiar, but his physical condition seemed to leave him with no energy to think about it.

"Wouldn't it be much simpler to wear Douluo Continent clothes..." He blurted out subconsciously, and then put his hand down.

With a thud, something fell to the ground, but this didn't elicit any further reaction from him.

Looking at the familiar ceiling, Qian Shui felt as if he had forgotten something and was trying desperately to remember.

"Oh my god, Qian Renxue is my wife! What the heck! How did I wake up! I should have slept a little longer!" Fragments of images flashed through Qian Shui's mind, making him particularly regretful. Even the sheep couldn't stop his emotions from overflowing.

"Damn it, where's my phone?" Qian Shui seemed to finally remember what had just fallen to the ground and immediately picked it up.

The familiar face unlock page popped up with a snap, and she entered the Penguin interface. Her fingers flew across the keyboard, ignoring her physical discomfort, and Qian Shui typed quickly with a feeling of regret.

"I just dreamt about doing *that* with Qian Renxue, and she was almost inside! Oh crap, I'm awake!"

'Whoa! Who's peeing yellow? Wake him up!'

'You're talking nonsense! Qian Renxue is right in my arms!'

'Brother Shui is awesome!'

It has to be you again!

'Lie down and keep sleeping! You can dream about anything!'

After venting her frustrations, Qian Shui pressed the power button on her phone, satisfied, and turned off the home screen.

"Hiss... I made it through?"

At this moment, Qian Shui also recalled some things, "Oh my god... my resources!"

Feeling like crying but having no tears, Qian Shui looked at his phone and computer. It seemed that when he was sober last time, he had cleared all his browsing history and hard drive storage himself.

That's not just a matter of resources. To save time, they formatted it directly using a PE disk, and now his computer hard drive doesn't even have an operating system left!

The person involved said, "I regret it... I regret it so much!"

I thought that since I had just lost everything, it was probably all gone. But now, not only are the resources gone, but the data is gone too. I can't even go to work!

"Cough cough cough, it would be better to just kill me with one sword! Waaah..." It seems that the movement was too big, and Qian Shui's whole body was in even more pain.

Just then, there was a knock on his door. "Who is it? I didn't order takeout!"

He was originally prepared to lie flat on the bed, having even returned the package, let alone the takeout. Dragging his body, which was in excruciating pain and half-numb, Qian Shui slowly got off the bed, cursing as he prepared to open the door.

But the knocking grew louder and faster. "FBI? In China?"

Before Qianshui could even reach the door, a loud bang rang out, and the previously closed security door was forcibly pulled open.

"Am I still asleep...?"

Just as Qian Shui was in a daze, a golden figure rushed in, but stopped in front of Qian Shui.

"Little Water! Hmm~ What's that smell?"

...

"Are you Qian Renxue?"

"Ok!"

"Are you also Qian Renxue?"

"Of course!"

"Hello, is this 110?"

The little angel quickly snatched Qianshui's phone, not wanting to cause any unnecessary trouble.

Standing to the side, the haughty and spoiled Dark Qianrenxue looked at the elegant Little Qianrenxue sitting on the sofa with a puzzled expression. Judging from her expression, she was asking, "What are you doing?"

"Xiao Shui, you're trapped in your inner demons. This place is just a figment of your imagination. Calling the police won't help!"

Qian Shui, whose phone had been snatched, was surprised by the actions of the mother and daughter thieves. However, since they were so fearless, and this was a country with surveillance cameras everywhere, he only needed to wait for the police to deal with them.

Thinking of this, Qian Shui calmly took out a tissue, blew his nose, and since his hard drive was empty anyway, he was basically despondent. Staying calm meant he could still put on a show and brag about it in the group chat. "Bullshit! Keep lying! Qian Renxue is a villain from Douluo Continent. The fact that she transmigrated into my house is ridiculous enough. I think you guys are getting carried away with your cosplay. A honey trap?! If she really transmigrated, would Qian Renxue even know to call the police?"

Qian Shui, who was refuting the argument in a serious tone, casually opened his camera and started taking pictures of the couple who looked like a hot mom with her daughter. He didn't know if he had lost his mind, but in any case, he was fearless now!

As for that door, let's wait for science to explain it. He's almost burned out of brain cells, so he doesn't have the extra energy to think about that.

"Tsk, it looks pretty good, why do you have to rob me?" After taking the photo, he immediately lost his spirit, closed his eyes, and lay down like a corpse.

He doesn't want to fight back anyway, so why not confront him head-on?

Wiping her nose, Xiao Qianrenxue endured the...stench? emanating from this ordinary person, Qian Shui, and listened to his nonsense.

"Can't you take a shower? You stink!" Hei An Qian Renxue wasn't going to tolerate this. He was Qian Renxue's man, what business was it of hers?

“Indeed!” Unexpectedly, Qian Renxue also strongly agreed with her inner demon’s idea.

"No, I'm almost dead, why would I need to wash? Don't you know you can't take a bath after being a leper? Are you guys on drugs or something? Aren't you afraid of getting infected by me?" He's been a leper for several days, it's strange that he doesn't smell.

Qian Shuiping has talked nonsense more than once or twice, so, thinking that even if Qian Shuiping suffers, her little angelic body reaction shouldn't suffer, she pouted at her smoky-eyed self and gave her a wink, 'Still have the energy to complain? Go get her, take her to the bathroom!'

"Why me?!" Dark Thousand Blades Snow couldn't understand at all.

"Because I'm a little kid now! My body is too small to move easily! And you broke the door!"

Completely ignoring the security door whose lock had been completely destroyed, he glanced at the smaller version of Qian Renxue, who was smoky and quite pleased with herself. 'That makes sense!'

After their private conversation, Hei An Qian Renxue didn't hesitate, "Hey! Be gentle!"

"What? Feeling sorry for your man?"

"No! If he takes advantage of you after he's sober, would I be happy to do it?!" The little angel hadn't forgotten that she was still a child. If Yishui needed something, the only option would be this idiot in front of her, who was also her.

She, the little angel, would never do a losing deal. This was Qian Shui's Niwan Palace. Even if it were just a figment of her imagination, even if it actually happened, firstly, it was her own business, and secondly, it didn't actually happen. She wouldn't even have a hint of anger.

Seemingly deeply shocked, Dark Qian Renxue's hand, gripping Qian Shui by the back of the neck, trembled with rage. "Pah! His head is full of filth! Anyone who gets involved with him will stink!"

With its little eyes squinted and its tiny feet dangling off the ground, the little angel launched into a mental recollection, a truly dual-perspective experience with clear and exceptionally captivating visuals.

"Ahhh! You angel heir! You you you!" Dark Qian Renxue saw a level of knowledge that shouldn't be in her age, and her inner demons were completely overwhelmed.

Leaning back, a tactical backward tilt, the little angel revealed a disdain beyond her years, "Normal married life, what? Is that not allowed?"

Qian Shui, who had become a cripple, was completely bewildered. With his legs trembling, he was probably really going to die.

"What couple? How can a young girl be so filthy?!" Qian Shui, a well-educated and exemplary young woman, naturally understood what the two were talking about.

Seeing Qian Shui start criticizing the little angel, the kid with smoky makeup instantly perked up, stopped being angry, and looked down at the serious angel heir with a face full of pleasure and mockery.

"And you! You, as a mother, wouldn't give your child sex, would you?! Are you even human?"

"Uh...no, that's not it...and what is 'sucking x'?"

As the saying goes, everything has a reasonable explanation. Since such a child is talking nonsense in such a childish voice, it must be because he is delirious. Otherwise, how could it be the truth?

In Qian Shui's eyes, this super-strong, scantily clad hot mom must have done something heinous to her daughter.

Seeing Qian Shui talking nonsense again, the little angel naturally wouldn't tolerate it. She jumped off the sofa and started directing her inner demon to do something, "Alright, alright, throw him in the bathroom to sober him up!"

"No problem!" On this matter, the inner demon and the true self reached an agreement.

...

"Phew, all done!"

Qian Shui, who was huddled under the covers, was shocked. He had just been given a quick bath by the little girl in the bathtub.

The super-strong little girl who had just given him a bath was standing by the bed with her hands on her hips, smiling as she looked at him.

But she still seemed dissatisfied, looking at her doghouse with a look of disgust, and then covering her nose.

"Angel Realm!"

The values ​​of the model youth have been shattered even more. What the heck is that golden light that's blinding his titanium alloy eyes?

"So it requires mental power to activate?" Qian Renxue pinched her chin, roughly understanding the operating logic of the world constructed by Qianshui's mental space.

Just now, when she used Angel Domain and Cleansing Technique to clean Qian Shui's room, she discovered that pure soul power was ineffective; only spiritual power was the key to success here.

After a moment of warm sensation, Qian Shui, who was dumbfounded, immediately felt a good feeling that her whole body was no longer sore, her back was no longer aching, and her head was clear. It seemed that even her 100-degree myopia had been cured.

"My God! The spiritual energy has revived?!"

"It's not a spiritual energy revival, it's time travel! Bah! You're suffering from inner demon tribulation! Now that you know the problem, wake up quickly, there are still many things waiting for us in the Douluo Continent!"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! You must be some kind of magicians who teamed up to fool me!" A bunch of movie plots immediately flashed through Qian Shui's mind.

Helpless, Qian Renxue could only explain to him earnestly, while the inner demon beside her nodded in agreement, "Xiao Shui, what was that razor again? You're just an ordinary person. It's too costly for a group to go to such lengths to scam you. Your family doesn't have anything that valuable."

"Occam's Razor: Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily?" Qian Shui, who often argues, naturally knows what this methodology is.