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Even knowing there were people on the other side, Kobayashi couldn't help but reach out his hands to the silly goddess.

Chapter 408 Eris's breasts are padded

This is the confessional, a room where only priests and sinners can be together, a room where whatever you do here will be forgotten after you leave.

Aqua is a priestess who forgives sinners, so if Kobayashi is a sinner, he will be forgiven no matter what he does in the confessional, right?

To commit lewd acts in a sacred and solemn place will result in public condemnation if discovered. Even Darkness, with his peculiar fetishes, would not do such a thing before the statue of Eris. (You should definitely try it sometime.)

But people are rebellious.

The more restrictive one is, the harder it is to endure.

Even the wisest saint, once desire arises, will eventually cross the threshold and do things that are full of immorality and guilt.

Just like now.

In the cramped space, only humans and the goddess coexisted. Outside, there was a temple where no one would disturb them. On the other side of the partition, however, was a sinner who had come to confess.

Unable to suppress his wicked desires, Kobayashi gently placed his hands on Aqua, who was sitting in a chair. The goddess was startled by the sudden touch, but she did not pull away. Instead, she looked at the man behind her with confusion.

Xiaolin gestured to her with her eyes to focus on the person opposite her.

Aqua nodded, then earnestly interlaced her fingers and gestured to Kobayashi to look towards the corner of the confessional.

Following her gaze, one could see that she was using the shadows of her overlapping fingers to depict something. The level of detail was so high that it was immediately recognizable as a miniature Destroyer, with even the foot movements being incredibly lifelike.

The silly goddess seemed to have no idea what Kobayashi was trying to express.

"Ahem. Welcome again, lost lamb... Come, tell me what sin you have committed. Don't worry, the gods will surely forgive you after hearing your repentance."

A sacred aura emanated from around the goddess.

The previously panicked criminal seemed to have been soothed, and even though the partition blocked his view, one could feel his breathing gradually calming down.

Xiaolin's hands moved downwards.

The fleeting touch caused the silly goddess's body to involuntarily tremble, an unusual movement that seemed to alert the person on the other side of the partition.

"Priest, are you alright?"

"...No, it's nothing."

With the concern of others, Aqua pouted and glared at Kobayashi.

Perhaps the person on the other side of the partition was indeed troubled by inner problems, because he didn't notice much and began to recount his sins.

"Ah... High Priest, please hear me! I am an Axis follower who has long worshipped the goddess Aqua, but in the image of the goddess Eris, her breasts keep tempting me! They are the breasts of a demon! Ah... God, please forgive me for being tempted by other goddesses, for my heavy sins!"

To confess over such trivial matters—is this what you call being an Axis follower? And calling other goddesses demons—don't you think that's going too far?

The priest seemed startled by his words and did not immediately tell him how to deal with it. The sinful man clasped his hands together, bowed his head, and waited silently.

Such sins must be a real headache for the high priest.

...No, that's not the case.

As he poured out his inner turmoil, Kobayashi's wicked actions escalated, gradually sliding down from his shoulder to Aqua's slender, supple waist.

The goddess, seemingly angered by the disturbance, began to wrestle with the man causing trouble behind her. Despite her attempts to restrain herself, the sound of clothes rubbing against the air still carried across the partition.

"Um... Your Excellency?"

"Ah, ah... sorry, I'm listening."

After signaling Kobayashi to be quiet with a "don't cause trouble" look, the goddess, with an extremely serious expression, spoke gently in a very solemn and earnest tone:

"Rest assured, God will forgive everything. You should love large breasts, you should love small breasts; the doctrine of the Axis religion allows everything. Even homosexuals, even those who like non-human, animal-eared girls, even lolicon, even NEETs, as long as the object is not an undead or a demon, as long as there is love and it is not illegal, all can be forgiven."

As long as there is love and it doesn't break the law, everyone can be forgiven.

That really is Aqua's style.

But isn't the idea that God will forgive everything a bit too absolute? This kingdom wasn't established by the church, so the laws of the kingdom still need to be followed, such as punishing those who are obsessed with young girls.

"Oh...oh oh oh...!"

The person who came to repent was deeply moved; his voice trembled. Judging from his voice, he might even be crying.

In reality, the primary function of such people, or rather such places, is not to punish criminals, but rather to vent their inner confusion or sins and thus alleviate their sense of guilt.

However, seeing such a serious and silly goddess only fueled Kobayashi's desire to get close to her.

His hands, which were pressed down on her waist, tightened slightly, lifting her up before Aqua could react, and then he sat back down in the chair. And just like that, he held the silly goddess in his arms.

"what!"

The sudden turn of events caused Aqua to gasp involuntarily.

This naturally attracted the attention of the people on the other side.

Rather, after Aqua comforted him, the series of strange occurrences on the other side of the partition were enough to arouse suspicion.

"What's wrong, High Priest?"

"N-nothing...!"

Aqua bit her index finger, her expression one of suppressed emotion, as if trying to prevent herself from making any strange noises.

At the same time, her body trembled slightly as she tried to get away from the man behind her, but she was held in his arms and could not get away at all, so she had to be restrained.

Kobayashi's strange desires were greatly satisfied.

This satisfaction should have caused some kind of phenomenon and manifested itself in some way. However, he looked down and saw that it didn't stand up at all, and he was immediately discouraged.

Aqua... no, it's a power inherent in gods.

—Forced sainthood.

The effect is exactly what it sounds like; no human being can escape the effect unless they cease to be human.

damn it!

Kobayashi's hands roamed over the stupid goddess's body, and his movements became rough and savage.

It was fortunate that the two of them deliberately stayed away from the partition; otherwise, if they had made any big movements and accidentally pushed the partition open, their shameful deeds would have been exposed to the world, and the believers on the other side might have lost their faith as a result.

He forced himself to endure Kobayashi's mischievous touch.

Aqua, once again with a sacred posture, solemnly and earnestly stated:

“O devout believer, to avoid being tempted by the devil again, remember this incantation—[Eris’s breasts are padded]. If your heart is ever tempted in the future, remember to chant this incantation. If you meet other tempted people, it would be a good thing to tell them this incantation.”

I really don't know how she said that in such a calm tone.

Just like some people who, even when they're eating popsicles, can nonchalantly tell their husbands on their phones that they're fine and will be home late—their acting skills are exaggerated.

Women are truly terrifying.

"Eris's breasts are padded..."

"Okay, repeat after me."

"Eris's breasts are padded!" x2

Under Aqua's guidance, the man's emotions gradually rose, and he shouted, "I... I feel like I've instantly regained my senses! Thank you, High Priest, for teaching me such a magical spell; it's extremely helpful!"

It was as if... no, it was a man who had received a divine oracle, and he was extremely agitated.

He thanked him and left immediately.

You left so soon?

Xiaolin felt a little regretful, after all, he had just been used as a side dish, wouldn't leaving like this take away a lot of the fun?

In her frustration, Aqua repeatedly punched Kobayashi in the chest. The idiot goddess, tears welling in her eyes and sobbing, shouted angrily:

"That's so unfair... that's so unfair, Kobayashi!"

"Uh...sorry."

Did I go too far?

Of course, not every girl enjoys this kind of pleasure like the perverted female knight. It's only natural that Aqua would be angry.

but……

"You're deliberately teasing me, aren't you! You're trying to make me embarrass myself so I can't do my job properly as a priest, right? So you can use this to make fun of me! But Kobayashi, you really underestimate me. I'm a goddess, this little disturbance won't affect me at all!"

The foolish goddess puffed out her chest triumphantly, as if she had seen through the man's scheme.

But that's not right!

This completely misinterprets Kobayashi's meaning!

Could it be that Aqua didn't even consider the caress just now as teasing, but merely a prank?

No way? !

With a sliver of hope, Kobayashi said earnestly, "You've misunderstood Aqua. I did that on purpose just now."

"See? You're still just teasing me."

"That's not it!"

The adorable naiveté in Aqua's clear eyes left him momentarily speechless. Just how pure are you, you silly water goddess!

"I know, I know!"

Finally, Aqua, looking impatient, pouted and said, "I won't stay here as a priestess forever. I'll go back with you now, is that alright?"

"I've already said that's not what I meant."

Just like that one, they don't even raise a flag!

Even though Kobayashi kept explaining, the stubborn goddess who had set her mind on something wouldn't listen to anything else. It seems that there's still a long way to go if she wants to take her relationship with Aqua to the next level.

"Oh, right, Aqua."

"how?"

"Even if Eris's breasts are padded, she's still your descendant. Is it really okay to say that?"

"Wait, how do you know Eris's breasts are padded?"

Aqua always manages to grasp the strange key points.