I love time travel the most!

"No! Besides, isn't this what you like best, Kobayashi?"

"Well... I do like this kind of thing, but I'm really annoyed that you called me out on it."

Xiaolin felt embarrassed and annoyed.

It's like your mom tidies your room and then pulls out a bunch of books with all sorts of XP images from under your bed—that kind of saccharine feeling of shame and indignation that makes you want to die on the spot.

"Even so..."

Aqua stomped her little foot on his back, teasingly saying, "Actually, you're quite happy, aren't you? Be a little more honest, Kobayashi~~~"

hateful!

How dare Aqua be so arrogant!

Kobayashi, who had dealt a blow to the smug and foolish goddess, grinned and retorted, "I am very happy, but it would be even better if the person above me was the goddess Eris! ...etc."

"You idiot, are you trying to break your spine?!"

Aqua stomped on it hard.

The sullen goddess was enraged when she heard her followers mention the name of another goddess.

Xiaolin cried out in pain, "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Don't, don't do that! It's really going to break!!!"

why?

I'm about to level up to LV4 adventurer, so why is Aqua stronger than me? I can't help but wonder if I'm even a real adventurer.

Seeing Kobayashi's discomfiture, Aqua chuckled, like a high and mighty sadistic goddess, and asked, "Hehe, you're...very...happy, aren't you!"

As he spoke, he gradually increased the force of his footing.

Xiaolin cried out in pain, "Happy! Happy!! I'm so happy!!!"

Was his weakness exploited? Is it like when he was knocked down in one move using a joint lock during a battle, or is it because the stupid goddess found his weakness and easily subdued him?

Seeing that Kobayashi had given in, Aqua also returned to normal and began to massage him attentively.

"Mmmmmmm!"

"Hey hey hey!"

"Hoohoo!"

Each beat consists of three intervals, and the force used ranges from light to heavy to the heaviest, creating a very rhythmic feel.

Moreover, as time goes by, the stiff back gradually relaxes, and you can feel the blood flowing rapidly in your body. At the same time, your body temperature rises and your mood becomes more relaxed.

It must be said that she has a talent for this.

But without realizing it, the silly goddess started humming an unknown tune.

"Hmph hmph hmph, la la la, la la la, y la la la ~~~~~"

This guy seems to be getting happier and happier.

And they even stepped on it with both feet!

As the rhythm quickened, Kobayashi sensed something was wrong and quickly said, "Hey, don't dance on other people's bodies! You might get stepped on in the head... Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!"

His fears were confirmed.

The silly goddess became increasingly audacious, shoving his head into the soft pillow.

Upon seeing this, Aqua quickly apologized, "Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to."

Normally, one should stop immediately, but this guy was talking and doing at the same time, and even increased the force.

Could it have been done on purpose?

Veins bulged on Kobayashi's forehead, and a muffled voice came from his mouth, which was pressed into the pillow: "If you know, then take your feet off my head!"

He didn't dislike the feet of beautiful girls, especially the tiny feet of the water goddess, which were so crystal clear that he wanted to hold them in his hands and play with them carefully.

He can't accept having his head stepped on, not even by a beautiful girl, since he doesn't have any strange fetishes.

"Xiaolin, are you angry?"

"...Hey, are you asking me that on purpose?"

"It's not that I'm angry, it's just... wait, what's wrong with that expression?"

"Hehe, what are you talking about?"

The silly goddess looked like she could read Kobayashi's mind, her lips slightly upturned and her eyes carrying a hint of teasing that only an old man would have, her little feet almost touching his cheek... no, his lips.

It didn't have a strange smell; on the contrary, it had the same fresh scent that the goddess herself possessed.

In any case, she is the goddess of water.

I kind of want to lick it.

...Hey, Aqua, could she have misunderstood something? Did she do this on purpose?

Aqua lowered her body and said forcefully, "Speaking of which, doesn't Kobayashi want to say something about his feelings or thoughts?"

Kobayashi, who had finally managed to catch her breath by tilting her head back from under the pillow, pouted and said, "I have absolutely no thoughts or feelings. All I want right now is Aqua. Can't you be a little gentler?"

"Huh? Isn't this just right for you?"

"What kind of standard is that! Besides, you were humming a little tune over there, it was absolutely awful, you idiot!"

That silly goddess was practically using his back as a dance mat, humming and dancing on it.

I couldn't help but wonder if she did it on purpose.

Aqua knew she had gone a bit too far, but she still argued, "Well... it can't be without some accompaniment, right? You need to get the rhythm right, and things like that."

"So you were using my back as a dance mat to practice dancing, huh?!"

Kobayashi couldn't help but roar loudly.

If he weren't pinned down and unable to move, he would definitely flip Aqua onto the bed and slap her buttocks hard, making the stupid goddess understand what she had done wrong.

Unfortunately, Aqua is now on top, and he is on the bottom.

Hearing Kobayashi say that, the silly goddess pouted slightly in anger and said unhappily, "Kobayashi really has a lot of demands! I gave you such a wonderful massage!"

That's right.

It was a great massage, but I wish I hadn't used his back as a dance mat, kept stepping on his head, and even tried to put my little feet in his mouth!

To cover up their embarrassment, or because they are unwilling to face their true nature, or perhaps for other reasons.

Anyway, Kobayashi shouted, "That's enough! This is really messing around. It hurts! Get down now!"

"Huh? What's wrong? I was finally getting into the zone!"

"State? What state? Is it a sadistic state? Is there such a thing as a state during a massage? Besides, stop stepping on my head!"

The silly goddess almost shoved her foot into his mouth.

Aqua laughed and said, "Oh my, isn't it nice to be stepped on? You're happy too, aren't you?"

"No one said that!"

Kobayashi, of course, would not admit to such a thing.

If he were to admit it, not only would his authority within the team be completely destroyed, but his very nature would also be ruined!

But does Aqua have some strange attributes? Why is she able to influence other people's strange desires? Is it because she's inherently strange? Or is it because she's a goddess?

After some effort...

The physical fatigue was eliminated, but the mental exhaustion grew heavier, and the expression became even worse.

Under Kobayashi's helpless and disdainful gaze, Aqua puffed out her chest triumphantly and said smugly, "Kobayashi, Kobayashi, what do you think of my skills? Don't you think I can make a fortune with this?"

Do you do cosplay massages?

It's not that it's impossible, but if Aqua is on the field, it would be a big problem if the other people were also developed some strange fetishes in the end!

After all, even Kobayashi almost got seriously injured, let alone the other adventurers in Axel. What if someone like Dust, who has strange fetishes, came along...

The scene was too beautiful for him to bear.

Kobayashi decisively refused, saying, "Forget it, you don't have the talent for that."

"Why?!"

The silly goddess reacted strongly, looking quite dissatisfied.

But Kobayashi reacted even more strongly, lightly tapping her forehead with her finger and loudly reprimanding her, "Dancing on someone's back is one thing, but you were doing it so hard, and you were stepping on their head! What if other people complain?!"

"W-How could this be...? I finally came up with this idea to make money... Ughhhh!!!"

The silly goddess burst into tears.

It seems she's using herself as a guinea pig... Oh well, as long as she doesn't harm other adventurers, that's fine.

Is that alright?

Chapter 290 A Great Satisfaction! The End of the Evil Lord

this day.

While Kobayashi was leisurely drinking tea in the lobby, Sato Kazuma rushed in from outside and shouted excitedly at him:

"Senior Kobayashi, I made money!"

"Ok?"

“I’ve made a deal with Barnier! If I transfer ownership of the products I developed using the knowledge I learned on Earth to him, I’ll receive a transfer fee of up to 3 million Eris!”

"........."

Hearing his uncontrollable pride, Xiaolin was speechless for a moment, and then tears of emotion streamed down her face.

Why are you crying?

Sato Kazuma froze for a moment, then, as if remembering something, yelled, "Don't look at me like that 'My good-for-nothing son finally knows how to make money, I'm so happy I'm crying tears of joy' look! Please, that's the one look I absolutely don't want to see!!!"

What is this guy talking about? How could I have such a good-for-nothing son?

Xiaolin's gratitude vanished instantly.