I love time travel the most!

"How could that be? That Xiaoping... cough."

“That’s right! Eris’s breasts are padded! Come on, repeat after me: Eris’s breasts are padded! Quick, repeat it!”

"How could it possibly be a repeat, you idiot!"

He flicked her forehead, and Aqua winced in pain, clutching her head, looking pitiful with tears welling up in her eyes, on the verge of sobbing.

However, Kobayashi had no intention of playing along with her antics for the time being. He turned to look at the bright winter sun outside and stretched out a big yawn.

A wonderful day begins with being resurrected by the goddess!

Chapter 170 The Remaining Problem Children

Has anyone else encountered this situation?

On your first day back home, your mother will be exceptionally warm towards you, indulging your every whim and forgiving you even if you make a mistake. But by the third day, her attitude will completely reverse. Even just seeing you will annoy her, and she might even inexplicably dislike you.

That's right, that's exactly what Kobayashi is like now.

However, it wasn't that the team members disliked him, but rather that Kobayashi disliked them... extremely disliked them.

Because these guys are just too noisy.

On a warm afternoon, Kobayashi rested her head on Liu Zi's soft thighs, enjoying this hard-won tranquility.

He was so mentally exhausted from working on "Machine-Doll" that when he returned to "Konosuba" and landed, he shut down his brain and recharged.

however--

"Kobayashi Kobayashi!"

"Yes, yes, it's Kobayashi."

"Come with me to unleash an explosive spell!"

Lazily opening one eye, glancing at the excited little girl on her right, who was swaying back and forth while clutching her magic wand, Kobayashi sighed softly, almost imperceptibly.

She was the number one problem child in the squad.

Megumin, a middle school girl.

Despite being a high-ranking archmage, she was also a master of [Explosion Magic], and she only learned the terrifyingly powerful [Explosion Magic].

They have the potential to "make a big splash if you don't take action".

He turned around, pressed his face against Liu Zi's abdomen, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm sorry, I don't want to move at all. Why don't you go find someone else?"

"Why? Didn't you say I could contact you anytime if I needed anything?"

Does she still remember that promise now?

Huihui tugged at Xiaolin's clothes, trying to wake him from his reverie.

Kobayashi held Liu Zi's slender waist with both hands, constantly pulling on Hui Hui, and refused to get up even when her neck was choked red.

He shouted, with a hint of complaint:

"That can't be done every day! Even the strongest man can't handle it! Watch yourself, you silly little girl!"

"Huh?! What did you say?!"

"I'm telling you, you stupid little girl!"

"If that's what you're saying, then I'll go find someone else! Is it okay if I find someone else?"

"I couldn't have wanted that! Go find someone else!"

"Since you've put it that way!"

Huihui glared at him angrily, then swung her wand and stormed out, leaving no one to see who she went to find.

Having gotten rid of the troublesome, chuunibyou girl, Kobayashi comfortably nestled in Ryuu's arms. But after a short while, she suddenly opened her eyes, looking rather embarrassed.

"I said, Miss Liu Zi..."

"Is there anything I can help you with, Lord Kobayashi?"

"Did I just say something really weird? Why do I feel like I'm being cuckolded?"

"Yes. In my opinion, what Kobayashi-sama and Megumin-sama said was utterly despicable, no, it should be called the scum of the scum, a million times more despicable than Sato Kazuma-sama."

"Hey, hey, hey, is it that serious?"

Xiaolin made a comment.

I sat up and looked in the direction Huihui had left.

Megumin is Axel's famous "Phoenix Chick," whose "Explosion Magic," capable of instantly destroying everything in its path, is enough to intimidate anyone who has designs on her.

In addition, she has mental issues and can unleash magic at the drop of a hat, so it would be strange if people didn't avoid her.

Even so, even though that's what I say!

But she becomes completely powerless after casting her magic, at which point anyone could pose a threat to her.

The more I think about it, the more worried I get; I simply can't ignore it!

Seeing Kobayashi's hesitation, Ryuko gently whispered in his ear, "If you're worried, why don't you chase after her? Although she may have gone far, Kobayashi-sama should be able to catch up with her soon."

"Tsk."

Kobayashi clicked his tongue in annoyance, then got up and rushed out of the room.

"Hey! Megumin!"

"What's wrong."

"……Eh?"

As soon as I stepped out of the room, I saw Huihui standing at the door, as if she had been waiting for a long time.

He blurted out without thinking, "Why are you here? Didn't you leave?"

"Because I knew Kobayashi would definitely catch up, after all, you're the kind of person who says one thing but means another," Huihui replied with a smile.

“W-What…?!”

Kobayashi was dumbfounded.

He never expected that he would be outmaneuvered by a little girl, especially Huihui's smug little expression, which made him extremely embarrassed and angry.

In the end, however, he still accompanied her to unleash the magic.

If it were just one companion with a mental problem, Kobayashi wouldn't be unable to tolerate it.

but--

"Kobayashi Kobayashi!"

"Yes, yes, it's Kobayashi."

"Come with me to catch the tentacle monster!"

Here comes the perverted knight Darkness!

The guy in front of you, his face flushed, writhing and panting heavily, is the second problem child in the team!

Leaving aside the frail archmage from before, Darkness's body is so tough that even explosive magic can't break through it. Let alone encountering danger, danger would have to avoid her.

Therefore, there was no need to hold back at all towards her, and he immediately gave an extremely indifferent reply.

"No, if you want to go, go by yourself."

"Why, why, Kobayashi!"

"I'd like to ask you the same thing: why did you go and try to catch the tentacle monster?"

"What are you saying! Tentacle monsters that move around and wreak havoc on everything are exactly what children love!"

"Don't lie to me! Only a pervert like you would like such weird things!"

“Hiss—ha—hiss—ha—”

Darkness was panting heavily.

Unlike Huihui, she didn't take action; instead, she kept making strange, panting sounds in his ear that made one's body feel hot and restless, and one's heart feel restless.

Just when Kobayashi thought she had some other tricks up her sleeve, she simply sighed regretfully and said, "Really? You're not going? Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it! I'll just have to go catch the modified tentacle monster myself!"

"A... a modified tentacle monster?"

"Ah, it's a tentacle monster that lurks in dark corners, specifically targeting glamorous women passing by and doing all sorts of unspeakable things! Hunting with tentacles that have paralyzing properties, and then slowly strangling them, that feeling of being cornered... I'm practically bursting with excitement, you know what I mean?!"

"...No, I don't want to understand at all."

Seeing Darkness so excited she was practically floating on air, Kobayashi knew he had no choice but to go, even if he didn't want to.

Because this guy might strip naked to experience the pleasure of being played with, and might even bring that modified tentacle monster back to the base. It's decided, the moment I see the tentacle monster, I'll send it flying!

Relying on his "All-Seeing Eyes," which allow him to look down from above, Kobayashi was the first person to find the modified tentacle monster.

Then--

Your perverse delusions will be shattered by my magic!

"Exploison!"

"No----!"

A violent explosion rang out outside the city, and Kobayashi, illuminated by the firelight, laughed loudly. Darkness, on the other hand, knelt down, his eyes filled with pain and regret as he looked at the dark figure in the firelight.

The pet she wanted to keep died so easily, and it kept muttering the name she had decided on.

“Jester, Jester…”

"Give up, Darkness. I will never let you raise such a thing."

"Is this what it feels like to lose a loved one? This feeling... this feeling... it's amazing!"

"……Eh?"

It seems that Darkness's level of perversion is far more exaggerated than he thought.

Chapter 171 Snow Spirit and Winter General