I love time travel the most!

Unlike those unreliable problem children, only Kobayashi could give him the last bit of warmth.

Just as the two were about to discuss what to do...

"Hey, Kobayashi, it's time for the interrogation."

Guard A and Guard B came to Kobayashi and led him out of the room, while Kobayashi gave a thumbs-up to Sato Kazuma, who was looking worried behind him, to reassure him.

Upon arriving at the interrogation room, Xiaolin sat obediently in the chair. This place didn't feel like home at all, so he naturally wouldn't do anything reckless.

Guard A spoke first: "I never expected that a lad with thick eyebrows and big eyes like you would have such a twisted mentality. Tell me, how long have you been secretly plotting this, and how do you plan to take down [Phoenix Chick]?"

Has the fame of the Phoenix Chick spread all the way here?

Xiaolin inwardly complained, while explaining, "It's a misunderstanding, a complete misunderstanding! You two should know my character well, right? I would never do something so despicable! Besides, I like curvy women; flat-chested women just don't interest me at all!"

He tried his best to prove that he didn't have those thoughts and proactively revealed his preferences to the other party.

But the guards simply didn't believe it.

"Heh, the viscount said the same thing before, but what was the reality? And that merchant before, he said with certainty that he liked women with big breasts and big butts, and what happened? You can't judge a book by its cover, that's what they say, right?"

"That's right. It's not impossible that some people may seem very serious on the surface, but are actually hopeless perverts."

Why do their words sound so familiar?

The perverted knight in the squad appears to be a cold and aloof beauty, but once she gets going, she becomes a complete freak, someone people avoid at all costs.

My thoughts have wandered a bit.

Back to the present, Kobayashi knew that no matter what he said, he wouldn't be trusted.

because--

"How do you think you got in here? Or do you think we misheard? Have you forgotten how loudly you said you liked tablets at the city gate?!"

That's it!

In an attempt to appease Huihui, he said something quite problematic, which could easily lead to misunderstanding and his arrest!

Damn!

Huihui, you framed me!

Xiaolin began racking his brains to find a way out of the impasse; otherwise, if he were sentenced, his reputation would be ruined on the spot, and he might even be labeled a "pervert."

He prefers older women and has absolutely no interest in little girls!

...Wait, little girl?

Got it!

He found a way to crack it!

Suddenly, Kobayashi revealed a confident smile, his calm and composed demeanor showing no sign of panic, completely different from his earlier flustered and sweaty state.

The guards were very puzzled.

"Kobayashi, do you have anything else you want to say in your defense?"

"No, not at all."

Kobayashi shrugged, even putting her hands together in a longing and devout expression, and said, "I like flat chests the most!"

"What?!" X2

The two guards were shocked that Kobayashi would dare to say such things to their faces. This was too arrogant and showed no respect for them.

Can this be tolerated?

They tossed a confession and a pen at us, saying, "Since you've admitted it, then..."

"Wait a minute," Kobayashi raised his hand to interrupt them.

"what happened again."

"I like flat chests, what's wrong with that?"

"……Aha?"

Xiaolin's sudden question left them somewhat stunned.

However, Kobayashi reiterated, "I want to clarify that I said 'I like small tablets,' not 'I like little girls.' These are different, please don't confuse them."

That's right, this is the vulnerability he found!

"Uh……"

The guards exchanged glances, trying to recall whether Kobayashi had ever said he liked little girls.

But Kobayashi is certain that he absolutely did not say it, after all, his principle in life is never to be the first to act!

Taking advantage of the two guards' confusion, Kobayashi struck again, slamming her hand on the table and shouting, "I like flat chests, what's wrong with that! As long as it's not a crime, a person's preferences are their own! Or... do you think women with small breasts can't be called women?"

I learned this punch from Huihui.

Besides her explosive magic, the little girl was also very skilled in boxing, which stunned Guard A and Guard B in an instant.

The two quickly denied it, saying, "No, no, no, we didn't mean that."

"No, that's exactly what you mean!"

Kobayashi continued to pounce with punches, forcing them to say, "Apologize to me! Apologize to all the women in the world with small breasts! Apologize now!"

"I'm so sorry!" x2

The two guards instinctively apologized in hushed tones.

Won!

A smug smile crept onto Xiaolin's lips. He was actually quite adept at using this little trick of turning the tables.

Then, he struck the same goddess smile as Aqua, radiating a divine glow, as if a god were forgiving their sins, and said, "It's alright, I have already forgiven you. As long as you sincerely admit your mistakes, all the women in the world with small breasts will forgive you."

"Yes, we sincerely repent!" x2

"May all women with small breasts in the world be blessed, Aqua!"

"Thank you so much..." X2

The guards shed tears of emotion.

Actually, Xiaolin went a bit too far. After they both realized what was wrong, Xiaolin quickly changed the subject so they wouldn't think about it anymore.

He reached into his robes and produced two free vouchers for the succubus shop.

"Give."

She gently pushed them towards her, her smiling face making it impossible for them to refuse.

In fact, they didn't refuse.

"No! We can't accept it!"

"This is a bribe, we can't accept it!"

He said that, but in reality, he immediately grabbed the invitation ticket, as if afraid that Xiaolin would ask for it back.

Hypocritical people.

Of course, Kobayashi didn't believe any man could refuse a free voucher from a succubus shop, so it was expected that they would accept it.

The key is to come up with a suitable reason so that they can accept it without feeling guilty.

After thinking for a moment, he said, "No, no, no, I only asked you two to return the invitations to the succubus staff at the succubus shop, so if they do anything for you as a way of expressing their gratitude afterward, it has nothing to do with me."

Upon hearing his words, Guard A and Guard B immediately understood and feigned sudden realization.

"Oh, I see."

"I understand, I will definitely deliver the item!"

The three of them smiled knowingly.

Kobayashi had a good relationship with the guards; otherwise, they wouldn't have bothered to let him find a suitable team when he dragged the giant frog back covered in slime.

However, due to the other party's sensitive identity and my own relative poverty at the time, I never had any real relationship with them.

This invitation is just a small way of thanking them for their continued care and support.

The misunderstanding was successfully resolved thanks to Kobayashi's sweet talk.

Before leaving, he specifically asked the other guards if he could take Sato Kazuya with him.

The reply received was

--cannot.

Because the nobleman who lost the item is currently filled with righteous indignation and is determined to catch the culprit who stole the extremely expensive sparkling wine, he has even drawn a picture of the sparkling wine and issued an arrest warrant, so no suspect is allowed to leave.

There was no other way but to go out first and figure it out later.

Kobayashi returned to the mansion with a wanted poster featuring a bottle of bubbly liquor in his hand.

Upon entering, I saw a flustered Megumin and Darkness.

"No, no, no... Oh no! Kobayashi was taken away by the guards because of my mistake! What should we do, Darkness? Please think of something!" Megumin grabbed Darkness's arm excitedly, looking very worried about Kobayashi.

Darkness exclaimed in surprise, "Not only Kazuma Sato, but Kobayashi was also taken away?... I envy them for being able to experience the torture in prison!"

Hearing her words, Kobayashi couldn't hold back anymore.

"Please don't be envious of things like this, okay?"

"Kobayashi?!" X2

Seeing him appear unharmed before her, Huihui immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yo, I'm back."

Kobayashi called out, then pinched the little girl's cheek and scolded her, "Since you're so worried about me, then don't make me say things that are so easy to misunderstand in the first place!"

"I'm sorry...I was wrong!"

Huihui apologized readily and decisively.

Actually, the fault wasn't entirely hers. If Kobayashi hadn't shown such obvious disdain for the flat-top, she probably wouldn't have been arrested on the spot.

She was only given a slight punishment before being let go.