I love time travel the most!

"Then you found it troublesome, so you set up a sacred barrier."

"Because there's no place for the dead to rest in the cemetery, wouldn't they just naturally dissipate into the air?!"

The idiot goddess spoke with such confidence.

However, Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma couldn't understand her strange thought process.

"Is it alright if I can't accept the guild's temporary payment?"

"……it is good."

Aqua nodded apologetically.

"besides……"

Kazuma Sato then looked at Kobayashi, who was turning his head to the side and whistling.

"Senior Kobayashi."

"W-what?"

"You knew from the beginning, didn't you? Aqua did this, which is why you looked at her like that."

"It's just speculation, but most things related to evil spirits are related to Aqua."

The explanation is very far-fetched.

Even Darkness and Megumin wouldn't believe this, let alone Kazuma Sato, whose IQ far surpasses theirs.

"Wait, if that's the case..."

Kazuma Sato seemed to have noticed something. He said, "Knowing it was Aqua's fault, he kept driving down the price of the house, buying it at the lowest possible price, and then letting Aqua, who is skilled at exorcising spirits, solve the problem. Doesn't that seem like a scam...?!"

"Oh dear! I can't let you continue."

Xiaolin quickly covered his mouth and simultaneously raised her voice to suppress his voice.

After all, continuing to talk about it would corrupt the children.

“Sato-kun, this is not a despicable act. In the adult world that you don’t know about, this kind of thing is very common.”

"........."

"You see, it's just like when adventurers [someone steals your money pouch while teaching you thieving skills, and then says, 'Want to play a game and see if you can steal a valuable short sword or a useless pebble from me?' The middleman and I were just playing a game that's common in the business world. Of course, in the end, I won."

Sato Kazuma, who was initially somewhat unable to accept it, was immediately able to accept it after Kobayashi changed his perspective.

"So, Senior Kobayashi made a huge profit?"

"No, at most it's a small profit. Don't be fooled by the heated arguments we had during the negotiations and the frustrated look on the intermediary's face at the end. In reality, he didn't lose much. Plus, with the added value of salvaging his image, he actually made a big profit."

"how come……"

Kazuma Sato recalled the middleman's defeated rooster-like appearance, wondering if it was all an act.

"So, you still have a lot to learn."

Xiao Lin patted him on the shoulder.

Even if he was born to be a businessman, just like a child prodigy who never started learning, Sato Kazuma, who hadn't absorbed the relevant knowledge, didn't understand the intricacies of the business.

Of course, Xiaolin also tried her best not to let him find out.

If he really learned all of them, he would definitely become even more of a scumbag and a monster than he is now.

After that, they moved all their belongings into the mansion and officially moved in.

The team spent a day on it.

evening.

Kobayashi was weeding in a corner of the courtyard when someone called him from behind.

"Xiao Lin, good evening. Are you visiting a grave?"

"Ah, it's Wiz."

The lich lady behind me arrived here at an inopportune time.

"Is there a problem?"

"No, I'm just here to take a look."

Wiz smiled as he saw Kobayashi tidying up the tombstone and said, "Now she won't feel lonely anymore."

"Yes, after all, I promised her."

Kobayashi returned the smile.

Afterwards, the two happily pulled weeds and watered and cleaned the tombstone together.

On the tombstone, there were faint words that read—Anna.

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"Cheers, everyone!"

"Cheers!" X4

To celebrate moving into their new home, everyone held a small banquet.

As more and more delicious food was served, everyone's mouths watered, and they began to feast.

While stuffing food into her mouth, Huihui said, "Hey, Kazuma, stop eating fried chicken nuggets all the time, they're a precious side dish!"

"What's the harm in eating a few pieces? There's plenty more!" Kazuma Sato also stuffed himself with food.

Darkness brought out more delicious food from the kitchen and said gently, "Don't worry, we've prepared plenty of food tonight, enough for everyone to eat and drink their fill."

"Oh!!!" X5

Everyone cheered.

Aqua raised her glass high and shouted excitedly, "Everyone, everyone, can we drink as much as we want tonight? Come on, let's drink our fill of sparkling wine!"

"No, you'd better drink less." X2

Kazuma Sato and Megumin said in unison.

"Hey—, why?!"

Aqua felt very wronged, as if their words had made her lose the desire to celebrate.

However, Kazuma Sato and Megumi were not going to tolerate her.

"Because you're always such a troublemaker when you're drunk!"

“That’s right. Aqua, every time you finish drinking, the room becomes a complete mess.”

The two of them loudly condemned her, one after the other.

Even so, she would never change; if she did, she wouldn't be Aqua anymore.

"Since you say that about me... then I guess I'll just have to drink!" After a brief moment of grievance, Aqua gulped down the wine.

See, that's just how she is.

The rest of the team looked at her helplessly. Sato Kazuma hurriedly jumped up to try to stop her, but Aqua had already downed a large glass of bubble wine.

Kobayashi did not stop him.

Today is a memorable day, so it's okay to let Aqua indulge herself this once in a while.

...and then the problem arose.

Late night

As he slept, Kobayashi felt difficulty breathing, enveloped by a heavy, soft sensation.

Open your eyes and take a look.

The light blue pajamas dominated the view, revealing that Aqua was hugging herself like a sloth.

Wait, how did she get in?

Kobayashi was clearly taken aback.

However, this feeling has been long gone, and I miss it a little.

but……

I can't breathe!

Aqua always likes to hug something tightly when she sleeps, and her arms tighten even more with each warm breath from Kobayashi.

Let me reiterate one point.

Aqua's stats are top-tier!

With Xiaolin's current level and ability, he simply cannot break free from her embrace.

But I'm not the same person I used to be!

He forcibly broke free of his hands, then moved them back and forth in mid-air at a speed too fast for the eye to see, a wicked smile playing on his lips.

watch out!

【God's Hand - 100x Speed ​​Massage】!

It'll send you to heaven in an instant!

His hands roamed over Aqua's body, stimulating her and trying to wake her from her slumber. But Kobayashi hadn't expected that Aqua's senses were at their lowest after drinking, and she showed no sign of waking up; even his rubbing of her buttocks was completely ineffective.

This feeling...

So she really was wearing pants. Although you couldn't see them, you could still feel them clearly.

—It's made of cotton.

Ugh, what am I thinking!

And so, as he scolded himself for his wild thoughts, his consciousness drifted into the distance, and he slowly closed his eyes.

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Heaven