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Chapter 110 Tea Bag Goddesses, Two of Them!

"Everyone, let's go do the mission!"

"……Eh?"

Looking at the boy in front of me, I wondered if he was possessed by some chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) little girl.

Kobayashi said in surprise, "That's really strange, Sato-kun. You actually volunteered to do missions... You used to be the kind of lazy bum who wouldn't work unless you couldn't afford to eat, and you were like some light novel writers who would never write a novel until the deadline. How did you suddenly change your personality?"

"No, don't say that!"

Sato Kazuma shouted excitedly and shyly, then rubbed his temples in distress and said, "Please listen to me, Kobayashi-senpai, it's like this..."

Actually, the fault lies with Huihui.

The chuunibyou loli who loves to unleash explosive magic everywhere often destroys the surrounding terrain, causing a landslide that pollutes the pool below. The Adventurers' Guild has just forcibly assigned them this task.

It is possible to deny or refuse to acknowledge it.

However, due to the task of defeating the Headless Horseman, Megumin's true nature as a burst mage and a mentally unstable, delusional little girl was completely exposed, forcing them to accept the mission.

—Purify water sources.

Of course, there is compensation.

Since there was no evidence to prove that Huihui did it, the guild still gave her a token amount.

Originally, Kazuma Sato was unwilling.

You can't just tell me to do something and I'll do it, especially since the reward for the task is pitifully small. If I were to do it honestly, wouldn't I lose face?

But the guild told him.

According to the kingdom's regulations, the bounty for high-level raids can be delayed, with a maximum delay of three years.

Kazuma Sato couldn't sit still any longer.

He rushed back from the guild to gather his companions to do the quest.

"So, the fault lies with Huihui?"

Aqua, completely oblivious to the atmosphere, severely injured the little red demon girl standing next to her the moment she opened her mouth.

"Idiot! Don't be so blunt!"

"……sorry!"

Aqua scratched her head awkwardly. She had indeed blurted it out unconsciously, without any malicious intent.

Huihui remained silent for a moment after hearing this.

"...There's no other way! Let me handle it!"

The chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) little girl displays her usual bold and responsible personality.

only--

"What is Huihui going to do? You, a Grand Magister, can't possibly purify the water source, can you?" Kobayashi's words hit the nail on the head, instantly deflated the fierce Huihui.

Aqua's eyes lit up, and she quickly chimed in, "That's right! This is the time for me! I'm the highest-ranking High Priestess and the Goddess of Water! No problem, leave it to me! We're a team, aren't we?"

"Aqua!"

Huihui was slightly moved.

It would have been even better if it hadn't included the line, "When I get back, Huihui will treat me to bubble wine, at least three glasses."

Following the guild's instructions, the group confirmed the mission and headed to the polluted lake.

By the way, Liu Zi is the one guarding the house.

Because most of her body is made of gears, she is not suitable for places with high water content. In addition, her [Magic Circuit] is still being tested and is not suitable for frequent use of her abilities, so she can only stay behind to guard the house.

"La la la~ la la la~ la la la~"

Aqua seemed quite happy during the mission.

Although we know she is the high priestess of the water goddess and it is only natural that she likes water, even a three-year-old knows that "playing in water will make you wet your pants".

Oh, she wasn't wearing any, that's alright then.

As they approached the water source, Kazuma Sato suddenly called out, "Wait a minute!"

"What's wrong, Kazuma?" Kobayashi asked curiously.

"There's one thing that needs to be confirmed."

He turned to the silly goddess and asked, "Aqua, how long will it take you to purify the water? Five minutes? Ten minutes? Or half an hour?"

"Hmm... about half a day?"

"That's been way too long!"

It seems he remains skeptical of Aqua's abilities.

Half a day...

Could she be planning to purify the polluted lake into one with the same efficacy as holy water?

"And that's not all. Look at this quest list from the guild. It says there's a Brutal Alligator. The name of that monster sounds ominous." Kazuma Sato showed the list to everyone and pointed to a line of small print at the bottom.

Aqua asked curiously, "Are you scared, Kazuma? How cowardly! Darkness isn't scared at all; on the contrary, she's eager to try!"

"Brutal?! Alligator?!"

Hiss—ha—hiss—ha—”

Darkness fell into strange delusions.

"Wait, I'm not like her. I don't have any weird fetishes!"

Kazuma Sato loudly defended himself.

Kobayashi patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's okay. That's why the team members came to help, isn't it?"

"Aha……"

Actually, Kazuma Sato wanted to suggest a safer method, such as putting Aqua in an iron cage and watching her scream in terror at the brutal alligator... but it seemed that Kobayashi had a better idea, so he stopped talking.

Actually, Kobayashi's method is quite simple.

“Darkness, put these slippers on.”

"this is?"

"Shoes that allow you to walk on water."

Kobayashi had been distressed about not having these shoes in the previous world, so he immediately went and bought them after returning.

It just comes in handy now.

After Darkness changed into the clothes, she asked in confusion, "Um... what do I do?"

"Just put it on, then walk in the middle of the lake and unleash your taunt skill." Kobayashi seemed to have said something extraordinary.

"Eh?"

"You're really looking forward to it, aren't you? The feeling of being attacked by a horde of brutal alligators."

“Hiss—ha—hiss—ha—”

Darkness was panting heavily.

Before anyone could stop him, he rushed into the middle of the lake.

"Senior Kobayashi?!" Kazuma Sato was stunned and hurriedly said, "Is this really okay to let her suffer the monster's attack?"

"That's right, Darkness will get hurt!"

The perverted knight's friend, a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) little girl, is also very concerned.

However, Kobayashi was very confident.

"It's okay, it's okay, there won't be any problems, trust me."

Darkness's armor, like Ryuu's, is equipped with [Magic Circuits], which causes her to automatically release a protective shield when attacked, blocking a certain amount of damage.

Although it couldn't withstand the headless horseman's attack, the mere brutal alligator couldn't even break its membrane.

While she attracts monsters, Aqua can relax in the lake and act as a tea bag goddess, thoroughly purifying the polluted lake.

That's his plan.

A little distance from the town, there is a large lake. This lake is one of the town's water sources, and a small river flows from the lake all the way to the town.

Looking at Aqua soaking in the lake, Kobayashi couldn't help but start to have all sorts of wild thoughts.

How would the townspeople react if they knew they were drinking the bathwater of a mentally challenged goddess?

Is it disdain?

Should I, Kuafu, just take a sip?

After all, there are quite a few mentally unstable people in towns, and many perverts who like to drink the bathwater of beautiful girls.

Take me for example.

...Pah, pah, pah, what are you thinking!

I tried to clear my mind of all the impurities, but for some reason my throat felt a little dry and I wanted to drink water.

The plan to lure the enemy was a success.

Darkness, standing in the middle of the lake, stared at the numerous ferocious alligators. Although they were very close, there was a thick barrier between them, and no matter how hard they bit, they could not break through that membrane.

Darkness looked disappointed.

It doesn't matter, as long as Kobayashi is happy to see her so disappointed.

Especially the sight of Darkness standing in the middle of the lake for seven or eight hours, his increasingly unbearable expression of pain, fueled Kobayashi's growing excitement.

That expression of wanting but not getting it was really great!

A wicked smile curled at the corner of his mouth, making both Kazuma Sato and Megumin instinctively keep their distance from him.

And the other side.