Starting with Hyuga, traversing countless heavens

What year is this? Still sending letters? Is my email address not publicly available? Hmm, no, never mind.

But why did Chenpi insist on inviting me? That's interesting.

Also, when did Old Deng become so polite and so literary?

Meanwhile, Hei Xiazi received a text message on his phone informing him that 100,000 yuan had been deposited into a certain card on a certain date.

Hey, this old tangerine peel is a bit stingy.

Another text message arrived: 200,000 yuan in my account. Wu Sansheng, this guy is reliable, he really does give money when he has it.

After several days of questioning, Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan arrived at Big Gold Tooth's shop.

"Ouch, why does my back feel so hot?"

Hu Bayi shifted uncomfortably, a sense of unease creeping over him as he recalled Yang Xueli's description of the curse. Wang Kaixuan pulled open Hu Bayi's clothes, revealing an eye pattern.

"Old Hu, you have an eye here."

Wang Kaixuan also felt a little itchy, so Hu Bayi pulled off Wang Kaixuan's clothes.

"Fatty, you have one too."

"As expected, we've been caught. Old Hu, it looks like it's too late for me to have an heir."

"Fatty, don't be so discouraged. Didn't Brother Wu say that if there's a problem, we should go to him? Now, let's go find Fatty Wang right away."

"Old Hu, you're confused. Aren't I right here?"

"It's not you, it's another Fatty Wang."

"Impossible, there's only one Fatty Wang in the world."

Hu Bayi ignored Wang Kaixuan's banter. "Brother Jin, do you know a Fatty Wang around here?"

"Hey, you know him all too well. There's no one in this area who doesn't know him."

Of the three, only Big Gold Tooth was still chatting away, while Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan had serious expressions as they arrived at the entrance of Fatty Wang's shop.

Fatty Wang was about to open the door when he saw Big Gold Tooth and gave him a cold look. But when he saw Wang Kaixuan, his expression changed.

"Leaving home young, returning old."

"His accent remains unchanged, but he's gotten quite fat."

Children meet but do not recognize each other.

"Laughing, I ask you, Fatty, who are you?"

Wang Pangzi and Wang Kaixuan's back-and-forth, almost coded conversation left Hu Bayi completely bewildered.

Is he your childhood friend, or am I your childhood friend?

"A fat man meets another fat man."

"A lot of excess fat."

Then, a round belly collided with another belly that looked to be in good condition, making a "Duang" sound.

Wang Kaixuan and Hu Bayi explained that their elders knew each other and had lived in the same compound, but unfortunately, they later parted ways.

"Hey sir, do you know Brother Wu?"

Hu Bayi didn't know what to call Fatty Wang, so after thinking for a moment, he decided to call him "Master Fatty".

"Hey, Lao Hu, stop calling him Fatty, just call him Fatty Wang."

Wang Kaixuan was immediately displeased. They were all brothers, so there was no need for such formalities.

"Brother Wu? You mean White Eyes? Let's get to know each other."

Fatty Wang recalled that he knew two people with the surname Wu: Wu Xie and Hinata Hoshino. However, judging from their anxious appearance, they were probably not looking for Wu Xie.

Hu Bayi was taken aback when he heard the term "white-eyed bastard," then realized that Hyuga Hoshino really was one. He thought again, and realized that Fatty Wang and Hyuga Hoshino seemed to have a good relationship; there was hope.

"I have an important matter to ask of you. I wonder if Fatty Wang can find Brother Wu?"

“I’ll try. I don’t have his contact information, but I do have his cousin’s.”

I took out my Nokia, found the contact, and naively dialed.

"Hey, Tianzhen. Ah, right. It's me, Fatty Wang, that's right. White Eyes, have you been in touch lately? At Wushan Residence, ah, oh, okay, okay."

Wang Pangzi hung up the phone, took out a tissue from his pocket, and quickly wrote down the address of Wushanju.

"Old Wang, don't say I didn't help you, here's the address."

"Thank you, Fatty. I'll treat you to a meal at a restaurant when I get back, and we'll have hot pot with mutton."

Hu Bayi dragged Wang Kaixuan away, ignoring the two who wanted to catch up, and the embarrassed Big Gold Tooth standing to the side.

Wu Xie returned to Wu Mountain Residence, shouting, "Wang Meng, Wang Meng, where the hell have you been?"

Upon entering the backyard, Wang Meng and Hinata Hoshino were playing video games, using the same three-piece set they had back in the day: a CD, a television, and a game controller.

“Wang Meng, Wang… Xingye, you’re here too.”

"That's right, my foolish cousin. Come on, play a few rounds with me. Wang Meng is too bad, it's no fun."

Replace the disc with a Street Fighter disc, Wu Xie chooses Ryu, and Hyuga Hoshino becomes powerful, with Uncle Long's Chun-Li making a grand entrance.

*Snap*, a right roundhouse kick; *Snap*, a left front kick.

The two were evenly matched, and their battle was so fierce that the sky darkened and the sun and moon lost their light.

Wang Pangzi suddenly called, and Hyuga Hoshino, disregarding martial ethics, unleashed a powerful attack, taking them all down in one fell swoop.

"Hoshino, you have no sportsmanship, you came to ambush me, a young man."

"Are you younger, or am I younger?"

Hinata Hoshino scoffed. "Are you kidding? You're a top student, and you're younger than me?"

"Oh, right, Fatty Wang said another Fatty Wang is coming to see you. What's up? Tell me."

Since Hinata Hoshino had nothing better to do, she started to talk, and Wu Xie looked like he was learning something new.

Don't worry, it should be available sometime between this year and next.

Just as Hyuga Hoshino's copy count was restored to fifteen, Hu Bayi arrived as promised.

"Oh, Mr. Bayi, you've arrived."

Hu Bayi raised his hand to greet him, but Hinata Hoshino was faster.

Wu Xie was already laughing uncontrollably. It has to be said that people their age grew up watching "Avanti".

Wu Xie thought about the plot, then looked at Hu Bayi, and laughed even more heartily.

Hu Bayi was a little embarrassed, but Wang Kaixuan didn't care that much.

"Brother Wu, do you have eyes on your body?"

"Yes, there's a pair, didn't you see them?"

"No, it's the back."

As they spoke, the two of them showed off the Eye of the Curse. "Oh, you're not coming out, Mr. Bayi. You with thick eyebrows and big eyes are getting matching tattoos with Fatty."

"Brother Wu, you've misunderstood. This growth appeared inexplicably after we left the Jingjue Ancient City."

"I know, just kidding, I'm easily amused."

Hu Bayi looked at Hinata Hoshino with a complicated expression. Was this something to joke about?

"Don't panic. Although we can't solve it, sealing it for a while shouldn't be a problem."

"How long will it last, Mr. Stephen Chow?"

Wang Kaixuan directly addressed him as "Grandpa," which was quite novel.

"Probably up to sixty."

"Enough, enough, Mr. Stephen Chow, get to it."

Huang Gai: Gongjin, come and whip me!

This flavor is really strong.

"Hey fat guy, please have some self-respect. My cousin is still young."

"You, you, never mind, I won't argue with you."

"Let's talk inside."

Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan entered the inner hall of Wushan Residence together. Looking at the location and shape of the Cursed Eye, which was exactly the same, they thought, "This snake god has quite the skill."

Hinata Hoshino clapped his hands and pressed them onto Hu Bayi's back. After a puff of green smoke, the cursed eye on Hu Bayi's back was covered by the Bagua sealing technique.

Wang Kaixuan did the same. The two closed the window in front of the mirror, and after confirming that everything was alright for the time being, they relaxed a bit.

Hinata Hoshino tells Hu Bayi about the missions of the Mountain Moving Taoists throughout the ages and the past of the Muchen Pearl.

Hu Bayi's relaxed expression froze. "Muchen Pearl, where are you?" Neither he nor Wang Kaixuan wanted this curse to be passed down as a family heirloom.

Chapter 32 The Little Brother Appears, Fireballs Clear the Way

“Master Ba Yi, I see you don’t have anything else to do, why don’t you come with me?”

"Yes, Mr. Stephen Chow, please tell me."

Wang Kaixuan spoke up quickly, and Hu Bayi, though somewhat reluctant, did not object.

"Chenpi Sizi invited me to explore the Nine Dragons Corpse Carrying in Dongxia Kingdom. Shall we go?"

“Hoshino, Fourth Grandfather is an elder, it’s not appropriate to address him like that.”

"When I'm happy, I call him Chenpi Sizai; when I'm unhappy, I call him Chenpipi."

"Excuse me, Mr. Wu, who is Chenpi Si Agong?"

Hu Bayi questioned Wu Xie in a serious manner, but Wu Xie simply assumed that he had joined the industry late and didn't take it seriously.

"The largest tomb raider group in Shashi was called the Nine Gates, which consisted of nine factions. Chen Pi Asi was one of them, ranking fourth."

"Thank you for informing me, Mr. Wu."