It's normal to get a kaleidoscope as a first deposit of six yuan, right?

It's normal to get a Kaleidoscope card with a first recharge of six yuan, right? (Author: Liangxin Gugu Jiang)

Summary:

Source: It's normal to get a kaleidoscope after a first recharge of six yuan, right?

Alternative title: I, who transformed into a loli, chose to slack off everywhere in Naruto.

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Tags: fan fiction, time travel, system, anime, Naruto, fanfiction

Main character: Uchiha Zhixue

Synopsis: This is the story of a cute younger sister who transmigrates into the body of Uchiha Shisui, and after resolving the clan massacre, chooses to slack off throughout the ninja world.

Uchiha Shiyuki: I'm sorry, Nii-san, it's not that I don't want to go back, it's just that the Akatsuki organization gave me too much!

Akatsuki: I will raise your sister, so don't worry.

Uchiha Shisui: ...

(Transformation, Uchiha clan, Head-Patting Village, just wanting to have fun, no conspiracy theories, defection from Konoha, some jokes, lighthearted.)

Chapter 1 Novice Tasks

"Your name is Uchiha Shiyuki, right? I've already seen your report card from the Ninja Academy in the Security Corps. You passed. Go report to the Second Division."

In the Konoha Police Force, an ordinary Uchiha Chunin handed Zhixue a leader's badge marked with the police force's emblem and a fan.

Zhi Xue walked out of the garrison's office, still looking somewhat confused.

She was just playing on her phone and wasn't paying attention when she was hit by a truck. One second she was flying through the air, her mind blank, and the next second the scene was like this? Are all truck drivers this advanced these days? No need to struggle, the instantaneous pain just knocks your soul out?

He was now an ordinary person, no, he should be called Uchiha Zhixue now. She looked around at the neatly arranged buildings and the two red armbands on her arms with a somewhat confused expression.

"Sizzling... (the sound of intermittent electricity)"

"Congratulations! Congratulations! Host, you've been bound to the 'Path to Laziness' system. Just... congratulations! Complete the tasks, and you'll receive generous... congratulations!"

A mixed and somewhat unclear electrical sound resounded in Zhixue's mind.

"You...who are you?" Zhi Xue asked cautiously, her mind filled with doubt, to the voice that seemed to come from nowhere.

Although this guy sounds like a system, he seems a bit unreliable.

This system is a "slacking off" system. As long as you complete the relevant tasks, you can get rewards. It has now been bound to the host's soul and is still stabilizing. Please wait a moment.

The familiar static continued. Zhi Xue looked a little embarrassed. This system seemed a bit unreliable, but it was good enough to have it. The "Path to Slacking Off System" sounded interesting. As long as it wasn't the kind of disgusting system that forced the host to complete tasks or be eliminated, or the kind that forced the host to wear women's clothing to seduce men/women, it would be fine.

Zhi Xue recalled what the stern-faced, meticulous police officer had said about the Uchiha clan in the room earlier, and she felt a sense of unease.

Could she have transmigrated into the Uchiha clan of Naruto? She needs to carefully consider the time period. She hopes it's not during a war or near the night of the clan's extermination. Otherwise, given her current state of being empty-handed and clueless after transmigrating, coupled with the system's weakness and the tight timeframe, she'll most likely be doomed.

For ninjas, who are killing machines, war is no joke!

While the system was still stabilizing, Zhi Xue glanced around and quickly ran into the nearby toilet, causing a commotion of gasps and screams.

"Holy crap, girl, this is the men's restroom!"

"Isn't this Shisui's younger sister? I never expected her to do something so indecent..."

After a series of awkward stares, Zhixue finally emerged from the men's restroom, her face flushed red with embarrassment.

Something's not right, something's really not right.

She hadn't noticed it until she was kicked out of the men's restroom, when she realized something was wrong with her body and felt a void down there.

An unfriendly thought popped into Zhi Xue's mind, so in order to check her body, Zhi Xue resolutely rushed into the women's restroom, ran into a stall, and stared blankly at her smooth and delicate legs before tentatively touching them with her trembling hand.

Self-draw!

I won!

"Oh...this isn't right, is it?"

After learning that her dragon had flown away, leaving only the dragon pit behind, Zhixue seemed to fall into a state of great emptiness.

Was the precious sword from her past life abandoned before it was even sharpened? Isn't that a kind of tragedy? However, thinking about how she lived a muddled life in her past life, and how she probably wouldn't be remembered by anyone after her death, Zhixue felt relieved.

Well, what's done is done. It's good to experience a different life as a girl. And this is just as well... cough cough, it satisfies her thirst for knowledge and wisdom from her previous life as a man.

"Ahem, it's my own body, I should be able to develop it properly... there shouldn't be any problems, right? (Feeling guilty)"

Zhi Xue, her face flushed, coughed twice as she listened to the faint static still playing in her mind, then looked towards that mysterious and sacred place...

Half an hour later, Zhi Xue still hadn't heard the system's successful stabilization announcement. She finally opened the bathroom door, her face flushed and her legs weak, and leaned against the wall to reach the toilet. She then forced herself to wake up with cold water. Only then did she see a standard black-haired Uchiha loli in the mirror. Her skin was smooth and delicate, radiating a healthy rosy glow. Her exquisitely sculpted, childlike face was as cute as a porcelain doll. The slight blush on her cheeks added a touch of allure to her clear aura, making her look incredibly easy to seduce. It was just a pity that, perhaps for convenience, Zhi Xue hadn't grown her hair long; her jet-black, glossy hair was only loosely covering her shoulders, which was a bit of a shame.

"Damn, is that really me? She's so cute, it's a shame she's not my wife." Zhi Xue murmured regretfully as she looked at the depressed little girl in the mirror.

"Ding, congratulations host, the Path to Slacking Off System has been successfully established. Next, this system will assist the host in achieving the goal of freedom and will continue to grow stronger along the way."

"The host is currently at work. Please return to your post as soon as possible to complete the newbie tasks."

"You were just saying you wanted to slack off, right?" Zhi Xue seemed to have recovered somewhat, and asked the voice in her mind with some doubt.

"Ding, the Slacking-Off System. Its main purpose is to slack off, but slacking off needs to be done during working hours. Please return to your post immediately and complete the novice tasks."

Beginner Quest: New Ideas from the 21st Century.

Mission Description: You are a soul from another world, destined to be the woman of a powerful and arrogant woman. How can you possibly work hard for Konoha and the police force? Working for others is something I will never do in this lifetime.

Mission requirement: Take a nice nap while patrolling Konoha (at least 30 minutes).

Mission Rewards: Original owner's complete memories, access to the recharge system (with a first recharge bonus of 6 yuan), basic Konoha-style taijutsu, Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Technique, 0.2 chakra.

Upon seeing the reward description, Zhi Xue's face darkened. "Which unscrupulous manufacturer created this system? 0.2 chakra? That's barely enough for a few Phoenix Flower Techniques?"

Although Zhixue didn't have complete memories at this point, she could still recall some fragmented information. For example, she knew the original owner of this body was a useless person who struggled to even unleash a simple Fireball Jutsu. She knew that becoming a member of the guard team was only possible because her older brother, Shisui, had managed to secure a spot for her. After all, given the Uchiha clan's arrogant nature, how could they possibly allow a mere "pretty face" like the original owner to work alongside them?

Chapter 2 Inheriting Memories, Awakening the Mangekyou Sharingan

"Hey, you over there, which guard unit are you from? I've never seen you before."

Just as Zhixue came out of the restroom, she heard a loud shout. She immediately turned around, her face sweating, like a thief who had been caught. She saw an elderly man with white hair who looked very kind, but his hairstyle was a bit unruly.

Because of her fragmented memory, Zhixue couldn't recall the old man's name yet, only remembering something about his ancestors for eight generations. But would anyone really call the Uchiha clan his ancestors for eight generations?

After Zhixue turned her head away somewhat nervously, the old man suddenly paused for a moment.

"Is she Shisui's sister? I thought Shisui was indifferent to your affairs. But then again, it's been a long time since she graduated from the Ninja Academy. Staying at home all the time isn't a good thing. Finding a job in the garrison is a good thing."

Zhi Xue blinked, somewhat confused, as the old man in front of her talked on and on. Uchiha Hachiro, sensing that Zhi Xue might be a bit directionally challenged since she had just joined the police force, personally led her to the location indicated on her sleeve—the second branch of the Konoha Police Force.

Through the old man's casual conversation on the road, Zhi Xue roughly understood that most of the members of the Second Division's guard team were stationed in places similar to guard posts, monitoring local order, somewhat like security guards today. It was a leisurely job, but the salary wasn't much, only 2 taels a month. However, Zhi Xue was rich, so she didn't need to earn too much. But wait, what period was this again?

After traveling for a while, Uchiha Yatsushiro led Shiki away from the edge of the area guarded by the police force and headed towards the residential area where the Second Branch was located. Along the way, Shiki saw the disgusted looks that many civilians gave when they saw a ping-pong paddle, and she felt that something was seriously wrong.

As if sensing Zhixue's change in mood, Uchiha Yatsushiro comforted her, saying, "Don't look at the eyes of these commoners. Our guard unit is the place that maintains the order of Konoha. It's inevitable that we will offend people. Moreover, our Uchiha clan has always acted fairly and justly. We have nothing to fear. Anyone who slanders our guard unit will receive the punishment they deserve."

Hearing the old man's words, Zhi Xue sensed a deep-seated arrogance, which she guessed was typical of the Uchiha clan. Of course, the original owner of this body certainly didn't possess such arrogance; on the contrary, she was somewhat inferior. After all, the original owner was already 14 years old, and even releasing a Great Fireball Jutsu made her feel weak, completely overwhelmed by Shisui's radiance.

After leading Shiyuki across most of the residential area, Yashiro finally arrived at a small kiosk by the street and completed the necessary procedures.

"Alright, you've completed the formalities. I need to rush back to attend the Uchiha Elders' Meeting. See you later then." Yashiro stepped forward, straightened Shiki's headband, and left. Shiki's assigned work location was on an inconspicuous straight street, right across from the famous Ichiraku Ramen.

Sitting in the pavilion, Zhixue picked up her pen, opened the folder, filled in some information, looked around at the peaceful scenery, and waited cautiously for half an hour. After finding nothing happening, she resolutely lay down on the table.

"Well, let's put our responsibilities aside for now and focus on completing the system tasks first."

Although the initial panic from the transmigration hadn't completely subsided, Zhi Xue tried her best to relax and gradually drifted off to sleep.

Five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, half an hour passed, and the sun in the sky was approaching noon. While Zhixue was still asleep, the system notification sounded.

"Ding! Mission to receive new ideas from the 21st century is complete. Mission reward obtained."

"Host consciousness has been detected to be dormant. Mission rewards will be automatically claimed."

"Congratulations, host, you have obtained the original owner's complete memories, Fire Release: Phoenix Flower Technique, 0.2 chakra, Konoha Style basic taijutsu, the recharge system has been activated, and you have obtained the first recharge reward: Mangekyou Sharingan."

A crimson light flashed beneath Zhi Xue's closed eyes in her sleep, and then countless fragments seemed to piece together in her blank mind. It was as if, in those few short minutes, Zhi Xue had experienced the original owner's life in a new way.

From the moment she was born, babbling her first words, learning to eat, learning to walk, graduating from school, starting school, the end of the Third Shinobi World War, the early death of her parents, seeking refuge during the Nine-Tails' attack, being at the bottom of her class, disliked by commoners, scorned by her clan, the teachers' disdain—all these events felt like they were happening to Zhi Xue herself. Shame and inferiority constantly surged into Zhi Xue's chest, burning like hellfire throughout her body. At the same time, the sound of the original owner of this body sobbing echoed in Zhi Xue's mind.

Living... is so tiring...

As if haunted by a nightmare, Zhi Xue clenched her teeth, her forehead covered in fine sweat.

squeak~

The wooden door of the guard post was gently pushed open, and an ANBU member wearing a tanuki mask placed two steaming bowls of Ichiraku Ramen on the table. He then stared at Shiki sleeping on the table for a moment, clearly taken aback.

He remembered... this should be working hours, right?

The ANBU member shook his head helplessly, then removed the mask from his face, revealing a slightly childish yet heroic and valiant face. It was none other than Uchiha Shisui, the older brother of Shisui Uchiha and a renowned genius of Konoha throughout the ninja world.

"Ah, it's not good to sleep on your first day of work." Zhi Shui smiled and shook her head, then walked up to Zhi Xue, ready to give her cute little rascal a flick on the forehead.

However, it was only after getting closer that Shisui realized something was wrong.

Tick~

A drop of blood dripped from the table where Zhixue was lying onto the floor. When Zhishui saw the spot of blood on the floor, his expression changed in shock.

What happened?

Shisui anxiously tried to pick up Shisui and take her to the nearest Konoha Hospital, but when Shisui's hand touched Shisui's arm, a pair of scarlet eyes appeared in front of Shisui's eyes, and the incredible clover pattern made Shisui feel a sense of threat.

Zhi Xue woke up with bright red blood flowing from her eyes. A pair of eerie clover-shaped kaleidoscopes flashed in her pupils. When Zhi Shui saw the clover, she rubbed her eyes in disbelief and looked again, only to find that Zhi Xue had already fainted.

"N-Nii-san?" Zhi Xue had just woken up from a nightmare. She looked at Zhi Shui in a daze, then felt a sharp pain in her eyes and fainted.

"Stop the snow! Stop the snow!"

Chapter 3 Uchiha Shisui

"The patient has just opened her eyes and is only a little anemic. Just make sure she eats well and has a regular sleep schedule. Also, please make sure she is moderate in her activities. She is still young, and too many times could affect her future growth and development."

"Thank you, Uncle Ryoichi." Shisui could understand the first part, but what did the latter part mean by "restraint"?