Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!

"I reckon I'm going to become a sinner in America from now on!"

At this moment, even President Croton wanted to give up.

……

On the other side, at the same time,

Somali pirates, Puntland Guard.

A group of pirates were sailing their ship and stopped on the sea. They were originally planning to rob the cruise ship Argo.

As a result, two days had passed by the time they arrived halfway through the voyage before they belatedly learned that the cruise ship Argo had been kidnapped by the Colossus Group.

A group of islands looked at each other in bewilderment.

"How to do?"

"Should we rob it?"

The two underlings had barely finished speaking when their boss slapped them twice on the back of the head.

The leader cursed, "What the hell are you talking about! You dare mess with the Giant God Group? That's a giant that can start national wars, how can we afford to mess with them?"

The other henchmen asked, "What should we do then?"

Boss: "Let's go home, we're not robbing anymore!"

……

At the same time, on the cruise ship Argo,

The more than 4000 tourists and staff on the cruise ship were not in very good spirits. Apart from the designated areas, they were not restricted and were still free to eat and drink as they pleased.

However, this feeling of constantly facing death makes them very anxious.

Just then, the loudspeaker came on.

"Lady and gentleman!"

"I am very happy to tell everyone some good news: You are free!!"

All the passengers on the ship: "???"

I was momentarily stunned.

Wait, we're free?

Broadcast: "Just now, the United States has fulfilled its promise to the Giant God Group, so you are free!"

"The Giant God Group is very sorry for your unpleasant trip."

"Giant God Group is a very compassionate company. Our goal is not to bring disaster to people. This kidnapping of you was out of necessity!"

All passengers and staff on the ship: "…………"

Hey!

Do you want to clarify what you're saying?

They've kidnapped us!

Using our lives as leverage, threatening to blow up the ship at the drop of a hat, and yet you claim to be a very warm-hearted company?

Everyone was speechless!

Broadcast: "To express our apologies... Giant God Group will provide each person on board with $100,000 within one hour, totaling $4.253 million in compensation for emotional distress."

All passengers and staff on the ship: "!!!!"

What the hell!

$10 million!

Everyone was overjoyed!

I... Giant God Group, you're right, you really are a very warm-hearted company!

praise!

Announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen! Let's party! All drinks and food are on the table at the Giant God Group!"

Boom~~~~

"Giant God Group is mighty!"

"grateful!"

"Hurrah~~~"

Soon, the Argo cruise ship was engulfed in revelry.

(Simon, the owner of the cruise ship Argo, is crying in the bathroom!)

……

one day later,

The cruise ship Argo returned to the United States.

As one of the main characters in this major event, its return attracted reporters from major media outlets across the United States, and it was even broadcast live nationwide.

"Hello to viewers across the country..."

"This is Daisy, a reporter from Fox News. I'm currently at Aosta Harbor, welcoming the return of the cruise ship Argo..."

The camera focuses on the cruise ship Argo as it slowly docks.

Soon, tourists disembarked one after another and were enthusiastically surrounded by a group of reporters.

"Sir, could you tell us about the kidnapping incident?"

"Madam, what is the situation regarding casualties on board?"

"Kidnapping?"

"casualties?"

"No, no, no~~ How could the mighty Giant God Corporation possibly kidnap us?"

You've misunderstood!

"Giant God Group is a company with heart!"

"I will not allow you to slander it!"

US media reporter: "???"

American viewers nationwide: "???"

What the hell?

Are these people out of their minds?

After a long time, a reporter finally uncovered the truth: "What? Everyone received $10?"

At this moment, the entire American audience was speechless.

A million alpacas are stampeding through my mind.

The Frank family (from Shameless), living in the slums of Chicago's South Side, felt a pang of envy at this moment.

"10 US dollars, my God!"

"If our whole family goes, it will cost 70 US dollars..."

I'm so envious I could cry!

Tears of envy streamed down their faces.

(Countries around the world are stunned: "…………" We paid for this, but the credit goes to the Giant God Group!)

……

With the return of the cruise ship Argo, the reputation of the Giant God Group among ordinary people actually rose instead of fell.

A company with warmth has become synonymous with Giant God Group.

President Croton said: "It's a terrorist organization! What a damn hellish joke!"

……

Half a month has passed in the blink of an eye.

The turmoil surrounding the Federal Reserve's vaults continues.

Under pressure from various countries, the United States was forced to return the gold. The US fleet, along with the fleets of other countries, escorted the gold back to their respective countries.

The entire process lasted a month.

During this month, the dollar system began to gradually collapse.

Due to a series of upheavals in the United States, the dollar began to depreciate rapidly, losing half its value in less than a month.

The rate of devaluation is absolutely insane!

President Croton naturally became the scapegoat who was most criticized nationwide, and was vilified by many media outlets as "the most foolish president in American history".

On the streets of Victoria, the capital

Tourists from the United States, including Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe (from Friends), had a particularly profound experience with this.

At this time, many people in Victoria had begun to refuse to accept US dollars.

The Friends team went to banks, hotels, and shops, and everyone's expressions when they saw the dollars in her hand were as if those dollars were carriers of germs.

"I'm sorry, we don't exchange US dollars here!"

"I'm sorry, we don't accept US dollars here."

Even when they take a taxi, there are signs on the taxi that say "No longer accepting US dollars".

Even more outrageous, some beggars even wrote "No dollars" on their hats!

Friends team: "…………"

What the fuck!!

"President Croton, you son of a bitch!!"