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"And this bomb vest was designed to protect the personal safety of the ruthless criminals."

"The police force and law enforcement methods in the United States lead to officers preferring to empty their magazines, and they are also heavily armed, which makes them more difficult for hardened criminals. So, for your safety, we designed this bomb vest."

Upon hearing this, even a heartless man like Johnson couldn't help but be moved.

Giant God Group...it's...it's unbelievable, I'm devastated!

They're really thinking of the ruthless bandits!

It deserves to be the world's number one platform for ruthless bandits!

Salesperson #802: "Mr. Johnson, now you should want to cooperate with us, right?"

Johnson said seriously, "Although I have always strived to be a legitimate businessman, I have found that making money is really too difficult, and I have also been inspired by the noble spirit of the Giant God Group in 'robbing the rich to help the poor'..."

"So...it's a pleasure doing business with you!"

shake hands!

The salesperson smiled and said, "It's a pleasure doing business with you!"

Johnson: "I heard that during the last operation in San Francisco, the Giant God Group would give money to the thugs first before starting the operation... I wonder if that will happen this time."

The salesperson smiled and said, "I'm sorry, but because we've mobilized so many people and the scale is so large this time, there might be some financial pressure. Also, since our Giant God Group is using these bomb vests this time, the risk is much lower, so..."

Johnson asked disappointedly, "So you didn't pay in advance?"

Salesperson: "Yes, $5000 million!"

Johnson immediately gave a thumbs up: "Awesome!"

$5000 million is a lot of money. He might not earn that much even if he smuggled a single arms deal to the East, Central and Eastern Europe, and the risks would be much greater. It's far less risky than this kidnapping.

Johnson was already very interested and eager: "How exactly will we cooperate?"

The salesman was very patient: "Once we identify the target, we'll transfer another 5000 million US dollars to you. You take action, get the target to wear a suicide vest, and then you don't need to do anything else. We'll contact the target by phone, and once they transfer the money to our Giant God Group, we'll cash out, deduct the 5000 million US dollars, and give you half... It's that simple..."

Upon hearing this, Johnson realized that they needed to do very little: simply find the target, kidnap them, and drive away, then sit back and collect the money.

Johnson is happy!

"Happy cooperation!"

"Happy cooperation!"

……

……

On the other side, in the Bear Kingdom.

Snow and ice filled the sky.

Due to national division and economic collapse, many people in the Bear Kingdom are starving.

Herman, a discharged soldier, and his team are currently planning a bank robbery. (From *Bear Country: Major Events*)

"I simply can't stay in this country any longer!"

"After we rob a bank, we'll go to the United States!"

“My uncle lives in San Francisco, USA. We can go there to rely on him and establish ourselves there.”

Hermann looked at the group of dejected team members and tried to boost their morale.

Although they hate the United States, it would be great if we could go to the United States and cause them trouble.

One of the team members looked up and asked, "I heard that last time, a giant corporation in the United States pulled off a kidnapping and made over 180 billion US dollars. Is that true?"

Herman nodded: "It's true. I called my uncle in San Francisco, and they had over 80 people kidnapped in one incident, each with a ransom exceeding $2 million. When we get to the US, we can also contact this Giant God Group..."

The Giant God Group incident is undoubtedly the most significant event in the global underworld, bar none.

A stunning debut in a major operation in San Francisco.

It wouldn't be an exaggeration to describe it as 'appearing out of nowhere'!

At this moment,

Bang bang bang~~~~

A knocking sound came from the large iron gate.

"Who?"

Herman and his men immediately drew their guns and pointed them at the door. They were planning a bank robbery, and the location was rather secluded.

Therefore, anyone knocking on the door is highly suspicious.

“Hello, Mr. Herman, I am salesman number 432 from the Giant God Group.”

"The purpose of this visit is to reach a cooperation agreement with Mr. Hermann."

Hermann and his men: "!!!!"

Giant God Group?

Surprised!

We were just talking about this mysterious organization, and now it's appearing right in front of them?

So weird!

However, the Xiong people were still very fierce and bold; they went out and opened the door.

“Hello, Mr. Herman…and a few other gentlemen…I am salesman number 432 from the Giant God Group.”

"you sure?"

"Obviously, there's no real benefit in fooling you."

Herman and the others were speechless: "…………"

It seems that it is true; our group is full of poor people.

Salesman: "Our Giant God Group is preparing for a bigger operation in the United States, but the ruthless criminals we've contacted aren't bold enough. So we've come to the United States to find some brave warriors, such as blowing up the Statue of Liberty, kidnapping the Pentagon chief, or kidnapping the Treasury Secretary..."

Herman couldn't help but ask, "Could we kidnap the president?"

As a Chinese person, who do I hate the most? Naturally, it's the number one person from the United States!

(President Croton: "…………Fuck you!)

The salesperson thought for a moment and said, "He's not on our list right now. For now, he's just a puppet with some power."

The meaning is clear: you've targeted the wrong person.

Herman thought for a moment and said, "As long as you're willing to take us to the United States, we'll do dangerous things! For example, this Statue of Liberty target, I think it's a good idea!"

The salesperson smiled: "No problem! That's exactly our Giant God Group's goal: to lead you to make a fortune in the free United States!"

shake hands!

"Happy cooperation!"

"Happy cooperation!"

The salesperson suddenly added, "Also, our Giant God Group hopes to recruit more brave warriors from the Bear Kingdom like you."

Herman patted his chest: "Don't worry, I'll introduce you to lots of friends!"

With the country in turmoil, countless soldiers have been demobilized and sent home to live in poverty. If there were an opportunity to earn money and work for the United States, many soldiers would eagerly sign up.

Salesperson: "Thank you very much!"

That same day, Hermann introduced many demobilized soldiers to the Giant God Group.

……

In the eastern part of the country,

At this time, Judah imposed a complete blockade on Shaka, preventing the normal delivery of food and medicine. International aid was then organized, and relief ships were sent to assist. However, the Jurchen general Moses, using the pretext that the ships were carrying weapons, forcibly landed on the ships and opened fire on the crew, resulting in the deaths of eight people. (From *Ba*tan: Valley of the Wolves*)

"Bang~~~"

"hateful!!"

When Borat heard the news, he was furious and slammed his fist on the table.

"I'm going to kill Moses!"

The hatred for his family and country fueled his rage.

“Bang bang bang~~~~~”

Just then, there was a knock on the door.

Giant God Group, here we come!

"who are you?"

"Hello, I am a salesperson from Giant God Group."

"Giant God Group? I don't know them!"

"It's okay if you don't know me, I can introduce you to me."

"No time!"

"We are a very large platform that can help you..."

"I said I'm busy, and that means I'm busy. Get out of here! I don't have time to listen to you right now!" Borat was extremely irritable.

Salesperson: "I can help you get that General Moses."

Borat: "…………Please come in!"

Soon the salesman came inside and introduced the Giant God Group to Borat, and then introduced the United States: "Now do you know where the Jews are the most numerous? The United States? They are very powerful and have almost controlled the entire United States. The so-called Moses is just a tool in their hands, so you should go to the United States."

After his words, Borat was persuaded.

The salesperson then added, "I hope you can introduce me to more like-minded people, brave warriors!"

Borat patted his chest: "No problem. Our people here have been bullied by those countries, they are poor and miserable, and they are already full of hatred for the United States! As long as we send them to the United States, they will all be warriors!"

……

Iraq,