Hong Kong variety show: An undercover agent from Infernal Affairs? I'm not human anymore!

Nearly 400 million people in Hong Kong watched the video.

Sitting on a bench, eating melon seeds, watching the show!

News begins.

"All citizens of Hong Kong..."

"Now broadcasting the first news item... At 20:34, Qiu Gang'ao of the West Kowloon Anti-Triad Unit led more than 100 police officers in a surprise raid..."

"Two million US dollars in counterfeit currency, as well as a large quantity of firearms and ammunition, were seized at the scene..."

The camera then shows a surprise attack, with various gunfights, followed by scenes of numerous corpses, weapons, and a pile of 2000 million counterfeit US dollars...

but!

The public's reaction was lukewarm.

"This news isn't anything special..."

"Hurry up and move on to the next news..."

"I want to see Huo Yuanjia, Chen Zhen, and the Japanese devils!"

Counterfeit money, guns, corpses... none of it is as exciting as a little Japanese devil.

(Qiu Gang'ao is crying in the toilet: Do you know how hard it is for me to solve such a big case?!)

Long Si: "…………"

Ah Jian: "…………"

silent.

How could such a major case leave the surrounding citizens completely unmoved?

They felt a sense of disappointment, after all, Gao Yingpei and the counterfeit money group were considered super enemies in their minds, but others didn't seem to care about them at all.

"Who exactly are Huo Yuanjia and Chen Zhen?" A-Jian asked, somewhat unconvinced.

Long Si was also curious!

How come things have changed so much in the few months he's been away from Hong Kong Island?

Song Zihao and Xiao Ma smiled wryly: "They're a really awesome group of people!"

That kind of awesomeness is beyond words!!

Finally, with the ATV host's rambling introduction, the Gao Yingpei case came to an end.

"Next, we will broadcast news about Huo Yuanjia and Chen Zhen's team."

"Next, we will play the video that they sent us."

The entire population of Hong Kong began to get excited at this moment.

"coming!"

"finally come!"

"Hahaha~~~~"

The television camera switched, revealing a masked thug.

"Hello everyone, my name is Ip Man..."

"Today we are with..."

"This person is—Yoshio Tsukamoto!"

then,

Then, the face of the old man, Yoshio Tsukamoto, appeared in front of the camera.

Their mouths were tied shut.

"Woooooo~~~"

Yoshio Tsukamoto kept shouting, but could only make muffled noises...

Ip Man: "Tsukamoto Yoshio, then a lieutenant colonel in the Dongguan Army, surrounded Pingdingshan near Fucheng on the 16th. Under the pretext of taking photos, he drove more than 3,000 residents to the edge of a cliff and opened fire with six machine guns at the same time. He then set the village on fire..."

"And the Central Plains..."

"And Nanjing..."

As each crime was revealed, Ip Man recounted it one by one.

All Hong Kong citizens felt a chill creeping into their hearts.

At the same time, a surge of anger rushed to my brain, like a volcano about to erupt!

Ip Man: "Just yesterday, after he arrived on Hong Kong Island, many elderly citizens strongly protested his arrival and prevented the march, expressing their disapproval of his arrival on Hong Kong Island..."

"And this morning, an elderly man even used his life savings to offer a reward for an assassin to kill Yoshio Tsukamoto, because Yoshio Tsukamoto killed the old man's entire family in 1938..."

Ip Man: "Then, our team, together with the assassin Seraph, attacked the Tsukamoto Building..."

"We successfully kidnapped him!"

Ip Man, tall and imposing, lifted Tsukamoto Yoshio's body, his voice icy cold:

"He wanted to commit suicide!"

"But! How could I let him die so easily?"

At this moment, all the citizens of Hong Kong angrily slammed their fists on the table, their voices of approval resounding throughout the city.

"That's right, we absolutely cannot let him die so easily!"

"He must feel pain!"

"Death by a thousand cuts!"

"Lingchi!"

"Various forms of torture!"

Ip Man's voice was solemn and powerful:

"so!"

"I've decided... to thoroughly humiliate him, to humiliate those little Japanese devils!"

"Step one—feed him shit!"

At this moment...

The entire city of Hong Kong fell silent.

This……

We didn't expect that!

The finishing touches took a little longer, so it was 4400.

Chapter 243 Tsukamoto Yoshio Eats Shit in Various Ways, Making the Whole of Hong Kong Feel Annoyed

"Waaaaah (I don't want to eat)~~ Waaaaah (I don't want to eat)~~~"

In the footage, Yoshio Tsukamoto, who is bound, struggles frantically!

The citizens at the late-night food stall glanced at the eccentric Ip Man, then at the late-night snack in their bowls.

This news is interesting!

yue~~~

Some Hong Kong Island residents have already lost their composure and thrown away their chopsticks.

And Song Zihao, Xiao Ma, and others also put down their cutlery one by one.

Next,

ATV News changed its camera angle!

In the footage, Yoshio Tsukamoto has been tied up to a wooden board, his body forming the shape of the Chinese character "一" (one).

It hangs horizontally in mid-air.

With the rope in the center, he was balanced in mid-air at a height about the height of a stool.

Hong Kong citizens: "???"

What kind of job is this?

If you're standing like that, how is Yoshio Tsukamoto supposed to eat? Huh?

The rabbit, as if possessed by a monster, emitted a strange "hehehe~" sound.

“At first, I was going to feed him directly, but I felt that would be too disgusting for me, so I came up with a new idea.”

"This method comes from a swing technique I saw in a movie..."

All Hong Kong citizens: "…………"

this moment,

The pure and the impure were both silenced.

In some families, children look at each other with innocent eyes and ask curiously, "Mom, what is the swinging technique?"

The parent quickly covered the child's mouth, saying, "Don't look, kid! It'll offend your eyes!"

However, the parents themselves found it very interesting.

Parents can already imagine the disgusting yet stimulating scene.

In the video, the rabbit gets excited and shouts:

"Alright, serve the food!"

Soon, another ruthless bandit appeared, one hand holding his nose and the other carrying a plate.

There was a dark, murky thing on top.

The rabbit, feeling a bit nauseous, said, "Okay, this is some poop I got from a one-year-old baby an hour ago..."