My girlfriend is Saiki Kusunoki

My Girlfriend is Saiki Kusunoko Author: Super Invincible Silly Dragon

Summary:

Naoto Yamashita, a student who failed his art exams, is transported to another world and becomes a noble Chinese transmigrator and a Japanese high school student.

Here, his childhood sweetheart is called Qi Mu Nanzi.

My best friend is Sakuta Azusagawa.

There's also a strange club at school called the Service Club.

At that time, there was a rising manga artist in the manga world named Ashirogi Muto.

However, none of this had anything to do with Naoto Yamashita.

Just as he was preparing to work desperately to pay off his 30-year mortgage—

In short, this is the story of an ordinary high school student who climbs to become the number one manga artist in Japan.

Chapter 1: Me, the Transmigrator, and a Failed Art Student

"Naoto! What are you doing on the rooftop! Get down here right now!"

"Matsuzaki-sensei! Don't worry about me! Let me jump from here, if I jump, I can go home!"

"If you want to go home, you can just ask for leave! Why did you have to jump off a building! Are you sick in the head?!"

At this moment, a large crowd of onlookers had gathered on the playground.

Instead of showing any panic, everyone seemed exceptionally happy to see Naoto Yamashita standing on the rooftop, preparing to leap into the air.

The reason for this is that this is the tenth time this month that Naoto Yamashita has attempted suicide by jumping off a building. For the students, this is already a common occurrence.

"Hey, do you guys think that guy will be able to jump successfully today?"

"I think it's unlikely, considering this is already the tenth time this month."

"I estimate that it will be successful today."

Has anyone seen Nanzi?

"I should go to the toilet."

So, why did Naoto Yamashita jump off the building?

This story, of course, begins last month.

Naoto Yamashita's original name is unknown. In reality, he was a time traveler from the Great Celestial Empire.

That's right, it's that great Celestial Empire that produces all sorts of overpowered protagonists and chosen ones.

And there's something even more outrageous—he was a failed art student. You could say he's just like that mustachioed guy who almost conquered the world.

However, the reason he failed the exam was a bit outrageous.

The original exam question was a sketch, but this guy turned it into a comic. It was so outrageous that even the teacher grading the papers thought it was a bit too much.

After learning that he had failed the exam, Naoto Yamashita was lying in bed when suddenly the world spun around him, and he found himself in Japan, becoming the Naoto Yamashita we know today.

It's actually quite outrageous.

If it were just about time travel, that would be one thing. Which immature teenager in the new era hasn't thought about time travel?

However, you told him that becoming a high school student is one thing, but what does it mean that both his parents are dead? And what does it mean that he has a younger sister besides him?

He has a sister, a house, and both parents are deceased—it sounds like the perfect protagonist archetype. But for a straight man, it's just too painful. Compared to his current life, he'd rather go home and listen to his parents nagging.

So, after consulting with his predecessors, Naoto resolutely decided to jump from a high place, believing that there was at least a 30% chance he could return to his hometown.

Goodbye, world. I'm going home.

"No!!!"

When Matsuzaki-sensei saw that Naoto had closed his eyes and was about to jump, she felt that her life was going to end along with Naoto's.

After working so hard as a homeroom teacher for over a decade, I ended up having a student contemplating suicide under my care! Isn't that outrageous?!

However, at that moment, a delicate little hand appeared behind Naoto without him even noticing.

Just like a cat owner grabbing their feline overlord, Naoto was dragged off the scruff of his neck, his fate sealed.

"I'm telling you, you've had enough of this, now come back with me obediently."

Behind Naoto, a pink-haired girl wearing glasses was staring at him with a cold gaze.

The girl had no expression at the moment, but Naoto could fully feel her anger.

Upon seeing the girl behind him, Naoto was like a mouse seeing a cat, completely cowering in fear.

"Nan, Nanzi?! Didn't you go to the bathroom?!"

"With such a commotion, it would be strange if I could still go to the toilet in peace."

But in reality, Nanko was still in the bathroom just a second before. She only knew that Naoto was going to jump off the building because she had a premonition that Naoto was up to something again.

Kusuko Saiki, Naoto Yamashita's childhood friend.

The two have been neighbors since they were three years old, and have known each other for more than ten years now.

Nanzi also has a secret that no one knows—that is, she is a superpowered person.

Apart from Nanko's parents, only Naoto knew about this.

Even his silly little sister didn't realize it.

Therefore, Naoto became one of Nanzi's few close friends.

"Teacher, this idiot has caused you trouble."

Before long, Nanko dragged Naoto down from the rooftop and apologized to Matsuzaki-sensei, who had almost had a heart attack.

"It's alright, it's alright. It's good that you're here, Nanzi. Otherwise, no one could have dealt with this guy."

Matsuzaki glanced at Naoto, who looked sullen, but ultimately said nothing.

In Matsuzaki's view, Naoto was originally supposed to be a diligent and studious student.

He became like this after his parents passed away a year ago.

Come to think of it, it's truly terrifying to see a child who can remain normal after the death of both parents. It's already quite remarkable that Naoto has Nanako to guide him.

"Hey, Nanzi. It's almost time for school to let out, so why don't you take this guy home first?"

At this point, even if Matsuzaki had a strong heart, he dared not let the two of them stay at school any longer, so he had to let Nanko take him home first.

Nanzi didn't refuse, but simply picked up Zhiren and headed out of the school.

After leaving the school, Nanko let go of Naoto's hand, and the two walked side by side toward home.

(Why did you do this today?)

(How about this reason: I don't want to stay in this world anymore?)

(What will happen to Reika if you die?)

(I have no idea……)

(You're such a terrible person.)

(Maybe, say what you will.)

(Although I don't know what you're trying to do, I don't want to be your corpse collector. Remember, even if you die, I can bring you back to life!)

(So ​​verbose!)

Although the two did not exchange a single word along the way, they actually completed a series of conversations under Nanzi's telepathic connection.

"I'm going home now. See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow."

The two said goodbye to each other like any ordinary childhood sweethearts.

Naoto Yamashita pushed open the door to his empty house and sat down on the sofa like a salted fish.

Because Naoto's sister attends a boarding school and only comes home once a week, he currently lives alone in the house.

The house left by my parents still has a 30-year mortgage that hasn't been paid off.

He only had about 300,000 yen left. Besides the mortgage, he also had to cover living expenses for himself and his sister.

Such immense life pressure is also why straight people want to escape.

300,000 yen sounds like a lot, but in Japan, I'd probably go bankrupt in three months at most.

Now, there is only one path left for him: to work hard and earn money.

He really didn't want this future, which was about to turn him from a student into a working dog.

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Just when Naoto was feeling utterly hopeless, a pale blue screen suddenly appeared in front of him.

"what is this?"

Looking at the screen in front of him, Naoto felt like he was dreaming.

"System?! Does this mean I'm about to take off?"

Chapter Two: The Birth of Blood

Name: Naoto Yamashita

Physical Fitness: 15 (1.5 times that of a normal adult; 1000 points are required for the next level)

Physical condition: healthy.