Yuan Hua could only describe this infiltration mission in four words: an eye-opener.

……

"Hey handsome, come on, cheers!"

Madam Fang patted Yuan Hua on the shoulder and raised a glass of red wine to toast him.

"Yes, madam, cheers."

Yuan Hua nodded, raised his wine glass, and clinked glasses with his wife.

"Once we get them all drunk, we should be able to extract some information, right?"

"Don't you have any idea how much you can drink?"

Ascension didn't hesitate to scoff...

"Hey? You're online?"

Yuan Hua was taken aback.

"I have nothing else to do, so I just log on to see what you're doing. You know what, it actually feels a bit like remotely controlling a game character."

The sound of ascending carried a hint of weariness...

"How about you do something funny to make me laugh? Like biting a lighter or something?"

"No, it will disfigure you."

Yuan Hua expressed strong resistance...

"Boring..."

……

With a large bottle of hangover cure and the added trick of using magic to dispel the effects of alcohol, Yuan Hua managed to drink over thirty wives under the table all by himself...

"Oh no, oh no, I'm hooked..."

Yuan Hua put down his wine glass and turned to look at the group of young ladies huddled in the corner, trembling with embarrassment...

"Oh! He's looking over here!"

"I'm so scared!"

"What should I do? I can't drink alcohol!"

"..."

Yuan Hua gave an awkward smile...

"But he's so handsome, I feel like I could faint in his arms!"

One of the infatuated heiresses suddenly collapsed to the ground, her legs giving way beneath her…

"Stop talking, I'm starting to feel it..."

The other young lady standing nearby couldn't hold on any longer either; a puddle of water appeared on the ground...

"Can't you guys have any backbone...?"

The other young lady standing nearby looked at them with disdain...

"How dare you talk about us like that?"

The daughter, whose baby was still drooping, looked at her sister with disgust as she pulled down her bra strap, leaving half of the bottle hanging down...

"Alright, alright, stop arguing. Let's get the ladies back to their rooms first. Give me directions, and I'll take them back one by one."

Yuan Hua casually picked up a woman who was fairly slender. This woman was clearly not very well-behaved, as one of her hands was groping for something. Yuan Hua couldn't tell for a moment whether she was asleep or not.

"Madam, are you really drunk?"

"I'm already drunk... Please take me back to my room, quick..."

Yuan Hua's face stiffened; it seemed this woman had his manhood firmly under her thumb...

"hiss----!!!"

The lady sobered up instantly, her eyes widening as she stared at Yuan Hua in disbelief…

"That is……"

"The staff..."

Yuan Hua tilted his head and nodded with a strange expression...

"Let go now..."

"Yes...I'm sorry..."

The lady reluctantly let go of her hand and withdrew it...

"Naughty."

Yuan Hua gave his wife a helpless look...

"Uh-huh~"

The lady shyly buried her head in Yuan Hua's chest...

"You're so bad..."

……

Are you really not going to stay a little longer?

The lady watched Yuan Hua's retreating figure with a look of disappointment...

"There are other ladies waiting for me to take them back."

Yuan Hua turned around and smiled, giving his wife a thumbs up.

"Good night, my dear lady..."

"..."

……

The ladies all had insomnia last night, and the young women weren't much better off...

Regardless of what they thought, Yuan Hua slept soundly.

Where to sleep?

On the tree trunk.

As dawn broke, Yuan Hua opened his eyes and jumped down from the tree. Several young masters from the manor had already come out for their morning exercise.

"Hey! Who are you?"

Upon seeing unfamiliar faces, the young masters immediately became wary, some gripping their longswords tightly, others their staffs.

"I'm a new employee, but everyone got too drunk last night and they didn't assign me a room, so I'll just have to make do on this tree trunk."

Yuan Hua scratched his head and pointed to the person who had just spoken, who was also the oldest among these young masters.

“You used the wrong sword-wielding posture just now. When people say it’s as easy as using your arm, they mean using your wrist as the joint, with an extra section of arm. Yours was stiff and rigid, with your arm and sword as straight as a stick. You can’t exert any power like that.”

"So, you're quite knowledgeable about this?"

The young master, who had been given a pointer by Yuan Hua, frowned and looked at the long...wait?

"Is this your sword? It's such poor quality!"

Yuan Hua looked at the rapier in his hand and examined the blade.

"The swords are all crooked; I suggest you get a new one."

After saying that, Yuan Hua flicked the sword lightly with his index finger, and the rapier broke instantly!

"This kind of slender longsword has another name in our land: soft sword. Your sword wasn't bent from the beginning; it deformed after long-term use due to its poor quality."

"How is this possible! This is refined iron!"

The young master's eyes widened...

It broke with just a gentle flick?!

"A real man shouldn't use such effeminate weapons. I suggest you find another one."

Yuan Hua patted the young master on the shoulder, then handed him a brick...

Ah... another day of misleading young people... so happy...

Chapter 206 Sivir Victoria

"This can be used as a weapon?"

The young master accepted the brick with a bewildered look. Although it seemed a bit unreliable, Yuan Hua had shown a trick up his sleeve, so he was somewhat skeptical...

"It's not working anymore?"

Yuan Hua pursed his lips and pointed to the smallest side of the brick.

"This is a normal attack."

Then Yuan Hua pointed to the side with the largest face.

"This backstab is dizzying."

Then Yuan Hua pointed to the sharp corner of the brick.

"This is a critical hit plus armor penetration."

"Can anyone withstand this?"

Yuan Hua placed the brick in the young master's hand.

"Let me see one of them."

The young master wasn't too stupid; at least he could tell he'd been fooled.

"You can just swing this thing, do I need to teach you?"

Yuan Hua looked at him with disdain.

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