A Man in Another World: The Yellow-Haired Warrior Who Infiltrated Pure Love

"There won't be a next time..."

Catherine looked miserable.

"If I had known you were this good at fighting, I would never have fought you."

"Alright, alright, we can't worry about that now. Let's get running quickly, we're going to be late."

……

Here, lunch.

Under Selena's envious gaze, Yuan Hua placed the prepared lunchbox on Catherine's table.

The moment the lunchbox was opened, the aroma of Kung Pao Chicken and Shredded Pork with Garlic Sauce filled the entire classroom...

The students suddenly lost their appetite for their sandwiches. What kind of pig slop was this?!

"Yuan Hua, could you prepare one for me?"

Selena immediately threw herself into Yuan Hua's arms, turning on her freebie mode!

"Miss Selena, please have some self-respect."

Yuan Hua gently pushed Selena away.

Now is not the time to pursue her. We need to keep a certain distance and occasionally give her small favors to make her feel insecure.

This is the typical method used by goddesses to woo their simps, and it's the most common one.

You accept my advances completely, you confess your feelings to me, I'm sorry, I only see you as a friend, or you've suffered emotional trauma and hope to slowly work things out, and dare not start a new relationship rashly.

The former is fine; you can take it as a polite rejection. If you choose to let go, you can leave with dignity, unless you want to continue being a dog.

The latter is the most disgusting. I want you to give me everything for free, but I don't want to put in any effort. I'll give you hope, for example: when I want to be in a relationship, I'll consider you first.

As for Zun Du and Jia Du, it's hard to say. If she really doesn't have a suitable candidate, then you still have some hope.

If she finds out, she'll keep it from you until it's too late.

He doesn't answer the phone and doesn't reply to messages.

If you break off all pretense of civility, you'll hear a timeless lament.

"Do I want you to like me?"

"Do I need you to give me a gift?"

"Do I want you to text me every day to say hello?"

"You're so annoying!"

(P.S.: I've been through something like this before, but after I realized she was stringing me along, I went straight for her roommate. I gave her lipstick, plush toys, and took her out to eat. After two weeks, just as I expected, she shamelessly came to me. Haha~)

Follow-up:

First of all, I was in the same department of the student union as her roommate, and we had a good relationship. We kept in touch after graduation, so I always managed to let that "sea queen" see the gifts I gave her unintentionally.

I even had my friend, who was also "Haihou's" roommate, go to "Haihou" and brag about the price.

My friend is the kind of person who just wants to have fun, so she definitely wouldn't miss out on something like this.

The small gold bars were priced at around 250 yuan in the flagship store at the time. Haihou's living expenses for a week were probably only 200 yuan (vocational school doesn't cost much). I gave my friend three at once. Including the food I took her out to eat, I also made her pack a lot for her roommates to try. It was all about the harvest, hairy crabs, crayfish, barbecue, etc. A meal cost several hundred yuan. How could she not be envious?

(It was just to disgust that woman, to see if she would eat it or not. If she ate it, she would feel uncomfortable all day; if she didn't eat it, she would feel uncomfortable all day.)

I dream about the look on her face when she eats shit, it feels so good!

If you have the financial means, you can give it a try. The goddess might not necessarily fawn over you, but at least you can annoy her a little.

[Pleasure Believer's Guessing Game: Guess what the first thing that "Queen of the Sea" said to me two weeks later?] (Answer at the end of the next page)

Chapter 166 A Little Tsundere, But Quite Cute

"Waaaaah~ Yuan Hua, let me be your little lapdog, I like you so much, I don't trust anyone else to fawn over you, waaaah~"

Selena is a real attention-grabber, always the most active person around. Compared to her lively personality, Yuan Hua hopes she can be a mute bride.

Because when Selena isn't talking, she's a cool, aloof person with long, straight black hair, but the moment she opens her mouth, she immediately gives herself away. Some people really aren't suited to talking.

boom--!

Catherine slammed her chopsticks down on the table!

"Selena, this is my last warning. Yuan Hua is mine. Don't even think about hitting on him, you hear me? If you want someone to accompany you, find someone else to accompany you. Don't keep bothering Yuan Hua all day long. He doesn't have time for you!"

"..."

The surrounding students fell silent...

"This...this is already her protecting her husband?"

Selena stared blankly at Catherine...

"No...no, that's not it! I was just standing up for him!"

Catherine's face flushed instantly. What did she mean by "starting to defend her husband right away"? They hadn't even officially started dating yet!

"Alright, alright, let's eat."

Yuan Hua gently placed his palm on Catherine's head.

"Hurry up and eat. Selena was just joking. She didn't mean any harm. Don't you and Selena often bicker and tease each other?"

"Oh……"

Catherine's momentum immediately deflated...

"Today's meal is your favorite steak. Hurry up and open your lunchbox to take a look. I also fried some eggs and bacon for you. I don't know if you like vegetables, but I still put some in. If you don't want them, just pick them out and move them aside. I'll take care of them in a bit."

Being a "simp" isn't popular in modern times, but it's quite popular in another world.

Western social philosophy is based on self-interest; no one will invest too much energy in others unless there is something to gain.

In this other world, the status of a warm-hearted man is much higher than that of a dog, especially a warm-hearted man like Yuan Hua who can cook, is handsome, and is rich.

(P.S.: Actually, he's a jerk.)

"Thanks, hehe~"

Catherine looked at Selena provocatively, feeling an indescribable sense of satisfaction in her vanity.

"What's there to be so smug about? You're so annoying..."

Selena pouted in dissatisfaction...

"Catherine is such an awful idiot!"

"You're just jealous."

Catherine gave Selena the middle finger without any hesitation.

International Gestures

"What am I jealous of about you? You're so narcissistic! Why are you so difficult?"

Plastic Best Friendship

……

"Brother Yuan Hua, could you take me home?"

School had just ended when Selena started rubbing against Yuan Hua's arm, constantly nuzzling him with her genitals...

"Forgive me, maybe next time."

Yuan Hua gently poked Selena's forehead with his index and middle fingers.

"Humph~"

Selena grunted and then got into the carriage.

"You did a good job, so as a reward, you'll go out with me."

Catherine looked at Yuan Hua with an arrogant expression.

"I think it's better if we go home first, and I'll take you out to play when the holidays start."

Yuan Hua patted Catherine's head.

"Who gave you permission to touch my head?"

Catherine's expression changed in an instant.

"Ah, sorry, it's just a habit..."

Yuan Hua quickly pulled his hand back.

"Take me out to play, or you can forget about me forgiving you."

Catherine's expression changed back to normal.

"Phew... Alright, but it can't be too late, otherwise I won't be able to explain it to the master."

Yuan Hua sighed and nodded.

"let's go."

……

"You have quite a lot of pocket money."

Yuan Hua looked at the bags and packages on his body with a frustrated expression. He was just a tool, completely being used as a mobile shelf.

"It's your honor, okay? Helping a girl carry her bag, what's wrong with that?"

Catherine turned to look at Yuan Hua and reached out to stroke his cheek.

"If you behave well, I can reward you with a kiss, how about it?"

"really?"

Yuan Hua raised an eyebrow.

"How dare you think about it."

Catherine chuckled.