"..."
Ruth immediately pulled her head back in.
"Get lost! Stop making such a racket in the middle of the night! Are you trying to kill me?!"
Yuan Hua reached out with his right hand and a deep, vomiting smoke bomb materialized...
Bang! Bang bang!
The person outside clearly had no intention of giving up, and the banging on the door grew louder and louder.
Since these people were courting death, Yuan Hua wasn't going to let them get away with it. He quickly opened the door, threw out a vomit-inducing smoke bomb, and then slammed the door shut. A short while later, the cursing of several burly men could be heard from outside the door...
"how was it?"
Ruth poked her head out again.
"Go change your clothes, you can't stay here anymore."
Just when they were about to start a war with Ruth, they pulled this stunt. Who could stand it?
If I don't get my pleasure, then you all shouldn't live either!
……
The door slammed shut again, and Yuan Hua casually patted Ruth's (person).
"Let's go through the window."
"This is the third floor. I have no cultivation experience, so I dare not jump."
Ruth clung to Yuan Hua's arm, looking at him pitifully.
"Then you go back to the darkroom first, I'll move to another place."
Yuan Hua glanced back, a hint of displeasure flashing in his eyes.
Is this the treatment of a protagonist? Wherever they go, trouble follows.
"Please accept this; it's a parting gift..."
……
"Imperial Morning Post! Imperial Morning Post!"
"Breaking News! Breaking News! At 3:00 AM last night, a suspected septic tank explosion occurred at a hotel in the Empire!!!"
"Hey, can I have a newspaper, honey?"
"No, thank you."
As the instigator, Yuan Hua directly rejected the newspaper.
Before leaving, Yuan Hua threw more than twenty concentrated stinky fart balls into the hotel.
Grab the bamboo shoots...
"Aren't you afraid that someone will find out about you?"
"What's there to be afraid of? The inns in the Orc Empire don't operate on a registration system; they're on a full-night basis. They just put up a sign when someone checks in. In that case, who knows who's staying in the room?"
Yuan Hua turned back to look at the inn at the end of the street and tossed the token in his hand.
"I will remember this grudge."
Zhang Yuanhua: I can't bring myself to eat this.
【"What's this?"】
"Stolen during the chaos."
Yuan Hua glanced at the token in his hand, then put it in his pocket.
"The group of people who knocked on the door yesterday."
"Are you going to cause them trouble?"
Ascension was somewhat puzzled.
"I don't have that kind of free time. I just stole a token. I can leave it at the crime scene when I do something bad in the future."
Yuan Hua shrugged.
"Do you think I have no dignity, running around for a bunch of lowly fry?"
"This token is no ordinary token; it's a token exclusively for the nobility of the imperial palace."
【“…”】
Yuan Hua fell silent...
It seems like I've offended some very powerful person...
"Well, let's take it one step at a time, don't you think, Ruth?"
"what?"
Ruth, who had been standing there in a daze, snapped out of her reverie when Yuan Hua suddenly asked her a question.
"Yes……"
……
"Today is the elimination round. Once all contestants are ready, please proceed to the waiting area and wait for your names to be called. Those whose names are called, please come up on stage!"
The audience was noisy, but the voices from the stage still drowned out the noise. Everyone had been waiting for this day for so long.
Unfortunately, we still couldn't see the princess.
Yuan Hua looked up and saw a lion-headed man looking down from the castle wall. Judging from his luxurious clothes, he must be the king of the orc empire.
……
"Your Majesty, the headcount has been completed, and all the participants for this ceremony have arrived."
"Ah."
Luo Fu waved his hand casually, signaling the guards beside him to step back.
"Daughter, is there anything you like?"
"Father~ really~ your daughter doesn't want to get married so early~"
The voices behind the mosquito net—no, the curtain—were so sweet and seductive, they were enough to stir up all sorts of fantasies…
A bead of cold sweat the size of a bean appeared on Luo Fu's forehead...
Well, maybe you should get married sooner rather than later? Father wants to rule the Orc Empire for a few more years; having you around is really shortening his lifespan…
Thinking about this, Luo Fu's lion's head meatballs are almost turning into braised lion's head meatballs. How can he quickly marry off his daughter?
"The marriage proposal ceremony shall begin!"
Since we can't think of a solution, let's not think about it for now. Anyway, the princess's husband has to be one of those people!
……
"Fighting with children is generally boring."
Looking at the orcs below throwing punches wildly, Yuan Hua was really not interested...
"I thought everyone in this other world had a special skill, but it turns out it's all about who can pretend the best."
"Don't bring Bilibili anime into this, you jerk."
Sexiness skyrocketes, online rant...
"If I go down there and fight them, wouldn't that be a devastating blow?"
"Even if it's a dimensional reduction attack, you still have to fight it. Do you even want the Dragon Girl anymore?"
"Of course I want it, why wouldn't I?"
Yuan Hua never forgot his original aspiration...
"I came here this time precisely for... oh, it's my turn."
Yuan Hua then realized that people below were already calling his name.
"coming!"
Yuan Hua waved his hand, then flipped down from the second-floor waiting area and darted onto the stage.
"Sorry, I was distracted just now."
Yuan Hua scratched his head awkwardly, a slight smile playing on his lips, as if he were grinning foolishly.
No, it's mockery, mocking that pig-headed man on the other side.
"Human brat, ha..."
Upon seeing that Yuan Hua was human, the pig-headed man in the suit immediately let out a cold laugh.
"Do you even have any fighting ability? You're so skinny."
"Well... I might have to ask your mother... never mind, I can't bring myself to do it."
Yuan Hua then realized that the other party was the master, and his mother must also be a pig, with tastes that were too heavy to accept, and he couldn't even talk about it.
"What do you mean?"
The pig-headed man's fleshy face immediately wrinkled...
"What do you mean? Do you even need to ask?"
Yuan Hua took half a step back and arrived at the starting point of the battle as stipulated in the competition.
"I'll tell you after you win."
"Game start!"
The lizardman referee gave the order and then quickly retreated, leaving the arena to Yuan Hua and the pigman.
"The orc princess is not someone a human like you can lay a finger on! Today! I will teach you a lesson on behalf of Her Highness, you foolish scum who dares to try and cross class boundaries!!!"
After finishing speaking, the pig-man handed the weapon to Yuan Hua, drew his butcher knife from his waist, and swung it at Yuan Hua, who was still standing there in a daze...
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