"This isn't quite the other world I imagined. Shouldn't herbs be readily available in the forest, just by walking a few steps?"
Yuan Hua stopped his impulsive actions; clearly, he had lost faith in this land.
"You think you're playing an RPG? Those maps are only a few dozen pixels wide. This is reality. Get that straight, supplies don't respawn!"
Feisheng was amused by Yuan Hua's naive actions.
"Oh ho, what's this?"
Yuan Hua reached into the bushes and pulled out a large mushroom with a diameter of half a meter.
"That stuff is poisonous, don't touch it with your hands."
Ascension is a bit exhausting...
It evokes the feeling of being with a child.
"Is it a treasure that can be used for alchemy?"
Yuan Hua's eyes were filled with...
"No, at most it will cause hallucinations; you'll just see a few little people."
……
"Brother-in-law, why are you collecting all these weird things?"
Toka found it hard to understand Yuan Hua's thoughts...
"A collector's habit; he'll throw it away as soon as he loses interest."
Yuan Hua looked at the mushrooms in the sack.
"I haven't seen such a big mushroom in ages. I wonder if it'll be edible after cooking."
"It doesn't look like something you'd eat at all."
Feisheng frowned slightly.
"That's not necessarily true. For me, food poisoning simply means the food wasn't cooked thoroughly."
Yuan Hua liked it more and more as he looked at it, and even had an urge to take the pot out of the pot.
"Don't be silly, even if you burn it, it won't be cooked through!"
……
"I wish I could fly..."
A cute little girl with flowers tucked in her hair knelt on the lawn, staring blankly at the birds soaring in the sky...
"Ruth, are you dreaming about flying again?"
Diana appeared behind the adorable little girl.
"How childish."
"I was just thinking..."
Ruth slowly lowered her head, her back hunching slightly...
She was too heavy; she was carrying a weight that her body shouldn't have.
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Diana sat down next to Ruth, looking at Ruth's White Rabbit candy with a hint of jealousy...
"You know what? I met a really interesting human today."
"Humans? Interesting?"
Ruth turned to look at Diana.
"Haven't you always hated humans?"
"But he saved me."
"Saved you?"
……
"From what you're saying, you're thinking of offering yourself to me?"
Ruth was delighted.
"How can it be."
Diana grabbed a handful of White Rabbit candies and then put her hand on Ruth's shoulder.
Am I that kind of promiscuous woman?
"I can't say I'm impressed."
Ruth turned her head away...
I hate you so much!
Diana's tiny fists rained down on Ruth's White Rabbit candies.
In terms of age, Diana was a little younger than Rose. Apart from height, Rose was much more mature than Diana in every aspect.
"Zundu is fake."
Ruth gently embraced Diana, and the scene of the two monster girls getting along under the warm sunlight was exceptionally heartwarming.
……
"There are sounds of fighting."
Yuan Hua suddenly squatted down.
"What's that sound of fighting?"
Seeing this, Toka quickly squatted down and followed Yuan Hua's movements.
"Can you hear the sound of waves crashing against the rocks?"
Yuan Hua's smile gradually became lewd, carrying a hint of profound meaning...
"I heard it, and it sounded like a girl's voice."
Toka nodded slightly...
"Is the fighting really that quiet? That seems really strange..."
"Hehe, that's not necessarily true. Things will get really big soon."
Yuan Hua's smile grew wider and wider...
"Let's crouch down and walk so as not to disturb them."
"Oh, okay..."
Toka couldn't help himself and slightly stood up, looking towards the source of the sound. There he saw a fat pig, about 1.5 meters tall and weighing about 300 pounds, nudging a woman of roughly square shape...
"hiss----"
Toka: A hefty reward is offered for a pair of eyes that have never seen this scene before.
Psychological trauma is something that usually accompanies you for life; a brief moment of lingering gaze can take a lifetime to heal...
"I told you not to look at things randomly."
Seeing Toka rubbing his eyes repeatedly, Yuan Hua pursed his lips...
I guess I saw something unclean, thankfully I didn't go up to take a look out of curiosity.
"Oh? It's nothing, it's just that I don't understand their behavior. Why don't you take a look, brother-in-law?"
Toka has gone astray...
"I do not want."
Yuan Hua refused without even thinking.
Language can be deceptive, but instinctive reactions do not lie.
Toka's pupils dilated in shock just now, clearly indicating that he had seen something evil.
"Just take a look, it's okay. Brother-in-law, can you explain it to me?"
With the mindset of taking advantage of as many people as possible, Toka gently tugged at Yuan Hua's sleeve.
(P.S.: Here's an explanation of why we brought some boys along. If you go on an adventure with a girl, you'll either get hungry or feel awkward. It's easier for boys to have fun together.)
"Don't even think about it. What's so interesting about this? Your thoughts are filthy. Bah, I look down on you."
Yuan Hua threw a bucket of dirty water at him...
"you……"
Toka was deeply shocked...
He finally witnessed the wickedness of this world...
But the two of them soon stopped.
"Honey, when are we delivering the goods? That bitch is stuck with me; I won't have a moment's peace until I sell her."
The fat woman's shrill voice came from the woods. Yuan Hua and Toka exchanged a glance, then lowered their breathing...
"What are you afraid of? The person I love is you, haha!"
"That little vixen is too alluring, I'm worried~~~"
Upon hearing the fat woman's coquettish tone, Toka felt extremely uncomfortable and instinctively trembled...
Could someone come and drag these two animals out for humane disposal?
"Calm down, listen to what they have to say first."
Seeing that Toka was trembling, Yuan Hua patted Toka on the back.
"But that little girl is so easy to fool. A few sweet words and she's hooked. Now our wealth and luxury depend entirely on her, haha!"
"I want a genuine leather mink coat!"
"Buy, buy, buy!"
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