Which auntie could withstand this kind of test?!
Yuan Hua lay back a little more flat, his right hand constantly stroking the dragon.
"I……"
Jin Jisi's body moved uncontrollably closer and closer to the sofa, until she was sitting on the very edge, just a step away from the single sofa where Yuan Hua was sitting...
"Auntie, you don't need to worry about me, just keep doing what you're doing."
As Yuan Hua spoke, he shifted his position, making room for Jin Jisi to sit down.
Everyone knows Sima Zhao's intentions.
"It's all Auntie's fault. It's all my fault. Let me help you, otherwise I'll feel really guilty..."
Jin Jisi got up and sat down next to Yuan Hua. She pulled on her collar, and Tulip's childhood baby bottles jumped out, one on the outside and one on the inside.
Judging by her age, Jin Jisi is already in her late thirties or early forties, no longer young. Although she takes good care of herself and looks like a girl next door in her early twenties, the pacifier, after years of use, has gradually changed from a tender pink to a mature brown.
"Auntie, we can't do this."
Despite saying no, Yuan Hua's hands were still quite obedient. He skillfully touched the fire button on the garden gate with his fingertips. The fire button was already engorged with blood and looked unusually conspicuous.
"If you don't tell, and I don't tell, how will anyone know what we did???"
Jin Jisi didn't care about anything else anymore. She wrapped her arms around Yuan Hua's head, straddled him, and sat directly on his lap.
"Auntie really regrets it. I should have been born a decade or so later, so I could have met the right person at the right age!
"Auntie is joking. When you were young, you probably wouldn't have even looked down on me."
Yuan Hua modestly declined for a moment, then closed his eyes and carefully felt Jin Jisi's body temperature.
Although the terrain is not as rugged as the Tulip Rift Valley, it is extremely inclusive and resilient, easily absorbing 25 centimeters of strength, which is astonishing.
"Sister! I brought you some meat!"
The butcher's wife's voice came from outside the door...
"Huh? Huh?! Ah Xiang! You...you can just put it at the door...you can just put it at the door!~~~!"
Jinjisi kept swaying her body, doing aerobic exercise, while controlling her voice and suppressing the urge to shout. She called to her best friend outside the door while maintaining the breathing rate of aerobic exercise.
"Sister! Confess! Were you cheating on me with other men behind my back?"
The butcher shop owner outside was no pushover either; she knocked heavily on the door.
As the saying goes, "Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger." If Jin Jisi is this desperate in her thirties, how could the butcher's wife, who is almost fifty, possibly bear the loneliness of being alone at home?
"I didn't! Don't! Don't talk nonsense!"
Jin Jisi buried her face in Yuan Hua's blond hair in shame and indignation.
……
"My goodness... what young man can withstand this kind of torment..."
The fat woman outside the door swallowed hard, put down the bamboo basket she was carrying, turned and left, turning back every three steps, looking at Yuan Hua's door with resentment...
"You're eating all by yourself! Humph! I'm breaking off all ties with you!"
After saying that, the fat woman quickened her pace and left Yuan Hua's yard, without even thinking, heading home to find her man.
Breaking off friendships is a minor matter. The butcher's wife and Jin Jisi have known each other for over ten years and have broken off friendships thousands of times, but their relationship is still very good.
But the butcher shop owner is probably going to suffer.
“Oh my God of Light, all these years, I’ve been saying I wanted to find a man outside but I haven’t. I didn’t expect that Ginger would actually find one. Maybe I should find one too.”
The butcher looked down at her own 400-plus-pound frame and couldn't help but feel a little sad.
Damn, where am I supposed to find that...?
Chapter 93 The Monster Closest to Humans: The Succubus
"Husband~"
The butcher's wife kicked over her own door, startling the owner inside, who trembled and knelt on the ground.
Did their plan to find love in town for one night get exposed?
That's impossible. Those who went were all trustworthy brothers; they wouldn't betray me.
With that thought, Agard straightened his back.
(P.S.: This person was mentioned in Chapter 3; he's a butcher shop owner and also a hunter.)
"What's the big deal? Why are you making such a fuss?"
Agard looked at his tank fairy with feigned composure.
Honey, I want to have a second child!
The fat woman winked at her.
"Shizuka, some things aren't impossible, but some things depend on human effort. Regarding your point of view, I've thought about it carefully. It's not that it's impossible, but the main issue is..."
Agad was immediately terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat. This was even more serious than the matter being exposed.
If things get out, we can just have a fight and then sleep in separate rooms. But if we're having a second child, that's a real disaster.
"Stop talking nonsense and come to my room."
The proprietress grabbed Agard and dragged him inside like a chick.
"No!!!!!"
Agad's wails immediately echoed throughout the entire village of Dinglan...
"Ah Xiang, we've been married for so many years, is it really going to come to this..."
Agard's eyes were often filled with tears, a testament to the depths of his fear...
"Stop talking nonsense, I'll give you the time it takes to smoke a cigarette to think about it."
The landlady plopped down on the bed, causing the mattress to sink slightly...
"I……"
Agard shakily lit a cigarette and sat down on the edge of the bed, his heart pounding with fear...
"Can I...can I refuse...?"
Agard's voice trembled with emotion, almost as if he were about to cry...
"Either you be more self-aware, or I'll make you be self-aware involuntarily."
The proprietress's words carried an air of unquestionable authority.
"Damn it, so be it."
Agard gritted his teeth and placed the cigarette butt on the bedside table.
……
"call----"
Agard picked up the still-burnt cigarette butt from the bedside table and took a deep drag on the 82 mosquito coil.
"That's all."
Bang----!!!
The proprietress slapped Agard so hard he flew through the air...
"Useless, ptooey!"
……
"Ugh—ugh?!—!!!"
Jin Jisi roared like a wild beast, then tried to get up, but Yuan Hua held her hands tightly, preventing her from moving.
Baron Nash's dragon head crashed into the nursery, and the baron's gift, like water from a tap, instantly filled Ginger's belly, which was originally flat and was now bulging at a visible speed!
"pain!!!"
Jinjisi wailed in pain, struggling to pat Yuan Hua's chest with her hand...
Yuan Hua immediately realized that Jin Jisi was just an ordinary person and did not have the same physique as Tulip and the others. A large amount of Kunqing fluid would burst her nursery.
Thinking of this, Yuan Hua quickly pulled the Baron back out.
"Hmm?~~~"
You've all had cupping done, right? Even if you haven't, you've at least seen it done.
The piston expels air from the enclosed environment, and when the valve opens, air enters, creating a sound.
Well, it has absolutely nothing to do with that theory.
"Mom! I'm back!"
Tulip opened the door and pushed it open. What came into view was her mother lying on the sofa, covered with a thick layer of stuff.
"..."
"..."
Yuan Hua smiled awkwardly and waved to Tulip.
"Let's move on to the second half."
"okay!"
……
The atmosphere at the dinner table was extremely awkward. Jin Jisi buried her head in her rice, swirling it around, waiting for her mind to cool down...
"Mom, it's okay, I don't mind."
Tulip smiled faintly, then pulled down her collar, letting the two little white rabbits come out for some fresh air.
"Anyway, I can't take care of everyone by myself, so it's good to have someone share the burden."
"Never mind, I won't make this mistake again."
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